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The houseguest that FINALLY FREAKIN' LEFT! WOOOT!
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#500re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:53amWe should make one up to the tune of "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?" and substitute Maria with The Nanny.
#501re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:55amspeaking of tang. i love the fact that the same nutritious orange-flavored drink that my mom used to give me as a kid now serves as her dishwasher-cleaning agent.
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blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#502re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 9:58amThe au pair's name is Tang?
#503re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 10:13amNo, that's the new Ben & Jerry's flavor.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
FranklinShepard-Inc.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/25/04
#504re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 10:13am
That is a highly unusual name then 
But it suits her fine, has something dangerously desperate in it...
#505re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 10:52amto the best of my knowledge the georgia moocher is not named tang.
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#506re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 10:54amI had a teacher named Georgia Moocher.
mejusthavingfun
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/12/06
#507re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 10:56amTang is slang for something dirrrrrrrty!
mejusthavingfun
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/12/06
#508re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 10:56amTang is slang for something dirrrrrrrty!
#509re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 10:57amI once snorted Tang, on a dare.
#510re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 10:58am
I think everyone has...it seems to be one of those ubiquitous Dumb Things that People occasionally Do.
I once snorted heroi...nevermind. Who wants pizza?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#511re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:01am
i've never snorted tang in my life. i did, though, OD on flintstone vitamins.
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Updated On: 9/21/06 at 11:01 AM
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#512re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:02am
I wonder what would happen if we make Georgia snort an entire jar of Tang at knifepoint...
Someone needs to drop a house on this bitch.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#513re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:07amif the inside of my mom's dishwasher is any indication, it will just make the inside of her nose all sparkly and clean.
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#514re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:09am(put's tang on the grocery list)
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
erikaamato
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/04
#515re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:13amHas anyone started placing bets on whether or not she's actually going to leave on Monday? What're the odds-makers saying about the chances? Personally, I give it 10-to-1 odds. She ain't goin' nowhere.
#516re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:15am
My money's on the contractors beginning to build the "mother-in-law" addition to the house by Tuesday.
Updated On: 9/21/06 at 11:15 AM
#517re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:15amAnn Hampton Callaway's latest single - The Nanny Named Tang.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#518re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:23am
Oh great. Now we have to "cast" a contractor role too.
Maybe Joe Penny.
#519re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:25amUmm, hello, Pat Harrington!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#520re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:27amI insist on Ty Pennington or the deal is off.
#521re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:27amNote that Rath is just trying ONCE AGAIN to give Valerie Bertinelli her number.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#522re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:29am
It'll be a One Day at a Time reunion, with Val as the clueless wife and all!
#523re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:29am
I love that pic, Blueroses!!! SO purty!
I am very, very near to the point of losing any and all semblance of sympathy for this f*cking family. They've made their bed, now they can get f*cked in it.
They have had SO many chances to lay down the law, put their foot down, draw the line, and all those other expressions you can think of; they simply choose not to. They are too soft, too weak-willed and too pathetically passive-aggressive to deserve any sympathy for this situation. "Oh, we couldn't possibly put her out like that!"
Really, darlins? 'Member how her boyfriend stole your car and your credit card and sh*t? Oh, guess not. Y'all just keep on with your Good Samaritan crap. Let's see how long it takes before you find Grandma Alice's good silver missing, or that Ming vase, or whatever.
Stupid sheep.
I DO feel bad for JerseyGirl, because she unfortunately doesn't have the authority to do anything about it, although she is the ONLY one with any sense in her damn head in that house.
Girl, come on'a my house, my house'a come on! I'ma gonna give you candy...and the joy of living with SENSIBLE people. 
(You will, however, need to do the occasional load of laundry, cook for me at least twice a week, and do the windows. *grin*)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#524re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:29amSo what, doodle? So friggin' what?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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