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The houseguest that FINALLY FREAKIN' LEFT! WOOOT!
erikaamato
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/04
#525re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:30am
She was mooching off a family in New Jersey
When the family tried to kick her out, unsuccessfully
What were they to do?
Where was she to go?
They wanted her out on her fanny!
It's been a couple weeks, and she won't use the door,
She was there for a few days but it turned into more,
She has style, she has flair, she's STILL there!
Oh yes, the Georgian NANNY!
Who would've guessed that this Georgian lout
Will never leave 'til the cops come on out
Now, that girl is still staying (Watch out, JG!)
And the family's started praying (It's so scary!)
She's the lady "in bed" with every single local Russian gang!
The crazy girl from Georgia!
The Nanny Named Tang!
Updated On: 9/21/06 at 11:30 AM
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#526re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:30am
Can Joe Penney be the INS agent, then?
P.S. Doodle, at least she didn't suggest Glen Scarpelli.
BWAH! Great job, Erika!
Updated On: 9/21/06 at 11:30 AM
#527re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:31amCan we also have Mary Louise Wilson as Ginny Roblicki?
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#528re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:32amErika, darlin', that was BRILL.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#529re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:33am
Yes, doodle.
And erika wins!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
erikaamato
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/04
#530re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:33am
hehehe... Thanks, blueroses! (I used to love that show... Ha!)
And credit must given to Rath for the brilliant "The Nanny Named Tang" post. 
#531re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:34am
That's great, erika!
Me loves it.
erikaamato
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/04
#532re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:35amThanks, Jaily, Rath, and FW! :-P And Rath, thank YOU for the inspiration. MWAH-hahahahaha!
#533re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:36amLet's write a show!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#534re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:37amNow this wench is not only sucking the life out of us, she is getting a show written about her?!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#535re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:38amWe might as well get paid.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#536re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:38amCarry on.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#537re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 11:42amErika, if that's not on your next CD I shall never speak to you again.
#538re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 12:14pmIt is offical- this has become a sad state of affairs when this Nanny won't leave and has made a broadway off-topic board so obessed with her infestation that I am logging on between classes to see what has gone on recently. And Erika that was AMAZING!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#539re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:03pm
I <3 Erika!
I haven't seen Georgia today. The housekeeper is here, so I assume she is hiding in the basement. I have been gone most of the morning, but it's just very weird to know that there is another person in the house that I have not seen today. lol
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
FranklinShepard-Inc.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/25/04
#542re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:09pmyou can be cousin oliver, fiction.
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FranklinShepard-Inc.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/25/04
#543re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:11pmJG2, you should set up a trap for her, maybe in the fridge with a big fat piece of cheese. I mean, mice would like it...
#544re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:13pm
oh, and just to clarify (for doodle), the tang is to clean the dishwasher itself; not clean dishes and glasses or whatnot.
mom runs the dishwasher on a regular cycle with tang in place of the normal cleanser.
okay, now that that is clear, has anyone seen the nanny named tang today?
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#545re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:13pmI undestood you, Robbo, but I wanted it for snorting.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#546re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:15pmI like it mixed in a nice glass of vodka.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#547re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:15pmA troubling thought...if she DOES leave, where does that leave us? This is my favorite thread.
#548re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:15pmDon't be so naive.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#549re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/21/06 at 3:16pm
well then, carry on. on a completely unrelated note, may i suggest bobby brown to play doodlenyc?
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Updated On: 9/21/06 at 03:16 PM
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