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The houseguest that FINALLY FREAKIN' LEFT! WOOOT!
#50re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 6:28pm
We really don't want to give Heche a job.
Next contender.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#51re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 6:32pm
Nice, RobbO. That movie was SCREWED up.
I need someone kind of awkward and very skinny. Bad nose, crooked teeth. Who is that? Maybe Calista Flockhart!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#52re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 6:33pmSarah Jessica Parker.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#53re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 6:34pmowen wilson. definitely owen wilson.
XING
PED
PED
#54re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 6:35pmOhhhh, Rachel Dratch AS Calista Flockhart!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#55re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 6:42pmRachel isn't skinny - that's part of her appeal (to me at least).
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#56re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 6:48pmNo, I know. But she plays a good Calista. I love her rubber face. So, I am back to Calista Flockhart with Owen Wilson's nose. With Amy Ray's hair circa 1986, only curlier.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 9/17/06 at 06:48 PM
#57re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 6:50pmI would marry Rachel.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#58re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 6:54pmThe rest of the family is home. If anything is gonna happen I guess it will soon. Sheesh.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#59re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:01pm
*makes popcorn*
Want some?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#60re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:05pmTake heart, Jersey. The situation could be worse. The unwanted guest could be Corine. Then you'd have the iguana to deal with as well.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#61re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:06pm
Okay, Fox is running a Simpsons repeat, even though the season premiere was last week. So lame.
Get to the entertainment, JG2!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#62re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:08pmnew eps is at 8pm rath
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
#63re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:09pm
Okay. I take it back then.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#64re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:11pmim listening to the Laura Flanders program & waiting for Jerseys next post!
#65re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:12pm
Damn! I'm going to miss all the fun. At least I'll be able to read it later. It'll be akin to catching a rerun after you've missed the initial airing.
Good luck, JG2!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#66re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:12pm*hands n69n a bowl of popcorn*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#67re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:31pm
You know, I guess this is gonna be a miniseries rather than a movie of the week. We, the folks that LIVE here, have been downstairs laughing and making fun of the situation, but none of us is willing to make the girl homeless. She is just keeping out of sight. We ordered dinner and called her down to find out what she wanted. They are just too nice.
Dolly, I would have booked myself on a trip to the Caribbean if that was the case.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 9/17/06 at 07:31 PM
#68re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:37pm
They asked her what she wanted for dinner, after telling her she had to get out?
Now you're all screwed. She'll never take them seriously.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#69re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:39pm
^
i know that much from watchin THE DOG WHISPERER.
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#70re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:41pm
"We ordered dinner and called her down to find out what she wanted. They are just too nice. "
So when the dinner comes, you say to her, "Your dinner cost __$. You can pay us tomorrow."
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#71re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:42pmThey told her she had to go and she said that she would be gone by today. She has now said that she is waiting to hear from the interview she had on Saturday. And she did live with them for a year. For whatever reason she can't stay with her brother. They don't want to just drop her off at the train station. She loves America and wants to try to find a way to stay. We don't think she even has a ticket back to Georgia.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#72re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:42pm
Lucky for you, JG, I'm entertained by this new show, Til Death.
I'm sure the fact that Joely Fisher is the star has not a thing to do with it. Not at all.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#73re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:43pmGot a thing for redheads, huh?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#74re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/17/06 at 7:45pm
I do prefer Debra when she's red-wigged, come to think of it.
Joely did a benefit for me - not only is she talented as sh*t, hot, and an incredibly hard worker, she couldn't be funnier. Everything that comes out of her mouth is hilarious.
ETA: And the Ellen references are clever!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 9/17/06 at 07:45 PM
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