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The houseguest that FINALLY FREAKIN' LEFT! WOOOT!
#100re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 9:24pm
I'm reminded of an old movie...."the Creature in the Basement" or something....
AND, after you kick her again, as wonder suggests, poor honey on her so the red ants can feast......
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#101re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 9:28pmThis is making me angry, and I don't even know her!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#102re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 9:51pmNow that everyone is asleep, she just tiptoed past my door to the office so she can sit on the computer for HOURS. lol
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#103re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 9:52pmYa know Jersey, the internet IS for porn...
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
#104re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 10:03pmewwwwww
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#105re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 10:09pmHook her up with BWW!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#106re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 10:12pmCan I harass her? Pretty please? I want to put off Spanish tarea!
#107re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 10:16pmIf she read this thread I could be killed in my sleep.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#108re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 10:21pmHaha. BWW, is going to the reason why I don't get into a good college, since living vicariously through other people's lives is so much more fascinating. I don't know how you've tolerated her presence for so long..I might have accidently chucked some of her possessions out the window...and frankly I wouldn't let her touch my computer.
#109re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 10:25pmShe only has one little suitcase. I did think about locking the dead bolt to the basement while she was down there.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#110re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 10:35pmYou people are so mean. She's a scared young girl all alone in a strange country, with no friends or family. Have some compassion.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#111re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 10:40pm
She is 28. She lived here for two years, left for 6 months and then came back. She chose to come back here and apply for a 6 month visa knowing for the first three months that she had no employment for the second three months. As I mentioned earlier, her brother was available to pick her up and take her to Atlantic City Saturday night and she has had friends she has been hanging out with and one who she was prepared to stay with if this job didn't happen. She has a driver's license and apparently she and her brother bought a car together. I don't feel very sorry for her.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 9/18/06 at 10:40 PM
#112re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 10:42pmYou do understand that was said tongue-in-cheek.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#113re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 10:43pmWow. I much be jumpy...lol. Sorry.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#114re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 11:40pmive seen enough LIFETIME movies to know that she is likeley to torch the house with you all locked in it & then if you by some chance survive the blaze & pull yourself from the smoldering wreckage, she'll be waiting there with an axe!!!!
#115re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 11:43pm
If you see Patty Duke hanging around...
RUN!!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#116re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 11:49pm
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#117re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 11:56pm
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Oooooooh!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 9/18/06 at 11:56 PM
#118re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/18/06 at 11:56pmWonderwaiter, you kill me!! Just as long as that skanky Kathy or Magic Bullet people don't show up, I'm happy.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#119re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 12:02am
i used to get so hypnotized by those RONCO commercials, especially the pasta maker.
i would catch myself actually beleiving that, if only i had a RONCO pasta maker, all the pieces of my life would fall into place & things would suddlenly be organzied & wonderful & life would be a carefree breeze.
#120re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 12:05amDottie - they're not affiliated with the Grease Bullet are they? Because if this thread goes on much longer, that just might be making an appearance! I'll have to check the register to see who's bought ad time.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#121re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 12:10amWW, I'm not sure what the Grease Bullet is, but usually this time of night is when they start to make an appearance.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#122re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 12:13am
I want a Magic Bullet!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#123re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 12:22amOMG if i had a MAGIC BULLET all my problems would be solved & i would instantly be a better person & i'd be popular & pretty & i could saunter sassily down the street!!!
SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#124re: The houseguest that won't leave! A LONG rant.
Posted: 9/19/06 at 12:23am
I was going to post the magic bullet but then I was reading something and when I came back...
SM2 posted it!!! ARG
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
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