The next chapter of "American Horror Story" will be called...

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The next chapter of "American Horror Story" will be called...

Posted: 3/17/14 at 3:17pm

An announcement was made today that the next chapter of "American Horror Story" will be called, "Carnival", it will take place at a carnival in the 1950s. At the present time, the only person announced is Jessica Lange, and it will be her last year with the Emmy-Award winning television show...

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Posted: 3/17/14 at 3:54pm

Sounds similar to the HBO series CARNIVALE. As far as Jessica Lange leaving the series, I am sure if they offer her enough money she will come back for a 5th season. I for one wish they had continued with the "Coven" storyline -- the whole New Orleans atmosphere was enthralling.

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Posted: 3/17/14 at 3:56pm

Sounds like the musical Carnival.

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Posted: 3/17/14 at 3:59pm

I really hated Coven and didn't really feel that it incorporated as much of New Orleans as it could have.

As for this season, the article I read didn't say that it's CALLED Carnival, just that it's set it one. Also I believe Frances Conroy has signed on as well?
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Posted: 3/17/14 at 4:05pm

Call Alice Ripley and Emily Skinner!

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Posted: 3/17/14 at 4:08pm

Call Anna Maria Alberghetti!

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Posted: 3/17/14 at 4:12pm

Needs more Pepper.

With a dash of Kaye Ballard.

#8

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Posted: 3/17/14 at 4:22pm

I was hoping for "American Horror Story: Scripted."

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#9

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Posted: 3/17/14 at 4:23pm

Look...you can have either AHS or Looking. You cannot have both. Stop being so selfish.

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Posted: 3/17/14 at 4:26pm

Is it blasphemous to dislike both of those shows?


I try. I try so hard. But at the end of the day....

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Posted: 3/17/14 at 5:07pm

I hate both of them. Looking, Girls, and AHS are probably my three most hated TV shows. Besides Morning Joe.

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Posted: 3/17/14 at 5:07pm

HBO'S Carnivale was like 2001. Great to look at but no idea what the hell was going on. I assume AHS will be a bit more comprehensible.

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Posted: 3/17/14 at 5:40pm

Wow. We share those hates, Erik!

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Posted: 3/17/14 at 6:15pm

I think Clair Underwood is based on Mika Brezinski.
"I assume AHS will be a bit more comprehensible."
I think that's a bad assumption. Especially with Ryan Murphy involved.

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Posted: 3/18/14 at 11:23am

I hope there's a haunted skeeball machine.

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Posted: 3/18/14 at 11:24am

Truly LOL!

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Posted: 3/18/14 at 12:07pm

Givesmevoice FTW.

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Posted: 3/18/14 at 12:31pm

If we get to see Jessica Lange ride an elephant, I think that'll be good enough for me.

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Posted: 3/18/14 at 12:57pm

If there's any way she can not smoke while riding the elephant, that would be nice. Those creatures have suffered enough.

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Posted: 3/18/14 at 2:39pm

Is it much of a leap for LuPone to go from playing a laundry ghost to playing a skeeball ghost?

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Posted: 3/18/14 at 2:40pm

I'd like to see Patti & Jessica as conjoined bitch-twins.

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Posted: 3/18/14 at 2:42pm

How about a haunted skeeball ghost?

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#23

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Posted: 3/19/14 at 11:13am

A really scary name would be : American Horror Story: Broadway World.

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#24

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Posted: 3/19/14 at 11:22am

They've already got a Pepper, Roxy, sorry.

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#25

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Posted: 3/20/14 at 7:12am

I didn't realize they had started filming already.

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