The ultimate bottom
The ultimate bottom
#1The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/11/10 at 12:23pm
I heard this on the radio this morning (and their website has no link to the actual story):
Cheeky inmate overpacked for jail stay, astonished cops say.
WENATCHEE — A full load of contraband came into the Chelan County Regional Justice Center on Wednesday night, leaving law enforcement officers amazed.
Coming in rectally — via one person — were a green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of suspected marijuana, said Sgt. John Kruse, a Wenatchee Police Department spokesman.
“We were all wondering, ‘How do you put all that up there?’ ” Kruse said. “The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce.”
Gavin Stanger, 24, of East Wenatchee, was booked into jail about 10 p.m. on a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct, said Phil Stanley, jail administrator. The inmate had arranged to serve three days in jail on the charge.
He said no contraband was found on a pat-down search or on a later strip search. About 90 minutes later, with Stanger in a single holding jail, a jailer found a plastic bag and duct tape floating in the cell’s toilet. After being questioned by jailers, the man surrendered the contraband.
The man will be charged with another misdemeanor: introduction of contraband into the jail, Kruse said.
#2The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/11/10 at 12:25pm
I wouldn't touch this thread with a 10-foot pole.
Which I imagine this guy could get up his fundament.
#3The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/11/10 at 12:34pmLOL
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#4The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/11/10 at 12:53pmHe could put those skills to use packing people's homes for moving. I could have used him. I'm not as anal when it comes to packing.
#5The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/11/10 at 12:55pmI thought this was going to be the Cheyenne Jackson appreciation thread.
silversurfer2
Broadway Star Joined: 7/20/07
#7The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/11/10 at 8:22pm
The police should have been suspicious of the rattling sound he made when he walked!
(I thought of Joey Stefano, too.)
#9The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/11/10 at 9:21pmIf this impresses you then I've got a video to show you. (NOT of me.)
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#10The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/12/10 at 11:45amDamn, I thought this was going to be the title of a new reality show.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#11The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/12/10 at 11:47amLOL - imagine that casting call!
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#12The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/12/10 at 11:51am
"I'm not here to make friends...I'm here to be The Ultimate Bottom."
"We had an alliance! And you totally threw me under the taint!"
#13The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/12/10 at 7:23pmI believe this title belongs to me
#14The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/12/10 at 8:29pmHe needed all of that for a 3 day stay in jail? I shutter to think what he would..pack..for two week vacation.
#15The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/14/10 at 12:49pmFor a split second I thought this was going to be an ass thread
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