The ultimate bottom
The ultimate bottom
#1The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/11/10 at 12:23pm
I heard this on the radio this morning (and their website has no link to the actual story):
Cheeky inmate overpacked for jail stay, astonished cops say.
WENATCHEE — A full load of contraband came into the Chelan County Regional Justice Center on Wednesday night, leaving law enforcement officers amazed.
Coming in rectally — via one person — were a green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of suspected marijuana, said Sgt. John Kruse, a Wenatchee Police Department spokesman.
“We were all wondering, ‘How do you put all that up there?’ ” Kruse said. “The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce.”
Gavin Stanger, 24, of East Wenatchee, was booked into jail about 10 p.m. on a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct, said Phil Stanley, jail administrator. The inmate had arranged to serve three days in jail on the charge.
He said no contraband was found on a pat-down search or on a later strip search. About 90 minutes later, with Stanger in a single holding jail, a jailer found a plastic bag and duct tape floating in the cell’s toilet. After being questioned by jailers, the man surrendered the contraband.
The man will be charged with another misdemeanor: introduction of contraband into the jail, Kruse said.
....but the world goes 'round
#2The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/11/10 at 12:25pm
I wouldn't touch this thread with a 10-foot pole.
Which I imagine this guy could get up his fundament.
#3The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/11/10 at 12:34pmLOL
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
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"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#4The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/11/10 at 12:53pmHe could put those skills to use packing people's homes for moving. I could have used him. I'm not as anal when it comes to packing.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#5The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/11/10 at 12:55pmI thought this was going to be the Cheyenne Jackson appreciation thread.
silversurfer2
Broadway Star Joined: 7/20/07
#7The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/11/10 at 8:22pm
The police should have been suspicious of the rattling sound he made when he walked!
(I thought of Joey Stefano, too.)
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TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#9The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/11/10 at 9:21pmIf this impresses you then I've got a video to show you. (NOT of me.)
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#10The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/12/10 at 11:45amDamn, I thought this was going to be the title of a new reality show.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#11The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/12/10 at 11:47amLOL - imagine that casting call!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#12The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/12/10 at 11:51am
"I'm not here to make friends...I'm here to be The Ultimate Bottom."
"We had an alliance! And you totally threw me under the taint!"
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#13The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/12/10 at 7:23pmI believe this title belongs to me
I'm a professional. Whenever something goes wrong on stage, I know how to handle it so no one ever remembers. I flash my %#$&.
"Jayne just sat there while Gina flailed around the stage like an idiot."
#14The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/12/10 at 8:29pmHe needed all of that for a 3 day stay in jail? I shutter to think what he would..pack..for two week vacation.
Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder
#15The ultimate bottom
Posted: 6/14/10 at 12:49pmFor a split second I thought this was going to be an ass thread
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