This Cannot Possibly Real
This Cannot Possibly Real
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#2This Cannot Possibly Real
Posted: 6/12/12 at 6:17pmAnother Judy Blume in the making...or maybe Wendy Wasserstein...no I think Eve Ensler.
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TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#2This Cannot Possibly Real
Posted: 6/12/12 at 7:05pm
A twelve inch rule?
I thought I was the only one who had one of those.
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dramamama611
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/07
#3This Cannot Possibly Real
Posted: 6/12/12 at 7:22pmI can't beleive ANY school would have let that happen under any circumstances.
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#4This Cannot Possibly Real
Posted: 6/12/12 at 7:23pmThe lack of nervous laughter throughout makes me question its authenticity, but it's funny either way.
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DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#5This Cannot Possibly Real
Posted: 6/12/12 at 7:25pmAhh.. she is sweet. But I have my own 12 inch rule.
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#6This Cannot Possibly Real
Posted: 6/12/12 at 7:26pmThat was a couple years ago. You should read her Edward/Jacob locker room fan fic from last year. It's fvckin' nasty.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#7This Cannot Possibly Real
Posted: 6/12/12 at 7:35pmHow old is she now?
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Joined: 12/31/69
#8This Cannot Possibly Real
Posted: 6/12/12 at 9:25pmHow much longer before "Melisia" turns into "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way"?
#9This Cannot Possibly Real
Posted: 6/12/12 at 9:50pmThis is obviously fake. As good as the little girl is, you can tell she's acting. I picked up on it right away when she corrects the woman, "It's Melissa Bell." Something about her delivery didn't ring true. And as GlindatheGood22 pointed out, the lack of nervous laughter is quizzical. If not laughter, there would still be some reaction from the audience (i.e. gasps, giggles, murmurs), but it's silent throughout except at the very beginning and end when the crowd claps.
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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#10This Cannot Possibly Real
Posted: 6/12/12 at 9:58pm
I did a little research and it is fake after all
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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#11This Cannot Possibly Real
Posted: 6/12/12 at 10:00pmThanks. Be sure to tell my niece the Easter Bunny is dead, while you're at it.
Perfectly Marvelous
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/16/06
#12This Cannot Possibly Real
Posted: 6/12/12 at 11:22pm
Even if it's fake, it's still the best fan fiction I've heard.
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