This Cannot Possibly Real

[GlindatheGood22]

Posted: 6/12/12 at 6:13pm

Can it?

[Gothampc]

Posted: 6/12/12 at 6:17pm

Another Judy Blume in the making...or maybe Wendy Wasserstein...no I think Eve Ensler.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 6/12/12 at 7:05pm

A twelve inch rule?


I thought I was the only one who had one of those.

[dramamama611]

Posted: 6/12/12 at 7:22pm

I can't beleive ANY school would have let that happen under any circumstances.

[GlindatheGood22]

Posted: 6/12/12 at 7:23pm

The lack of nervous laughter throughout makes me question its authenticity, but it's funny either way.

[DAME]

Posted: 6/12/12 at 7:25pm

Ahh.. she is sweet. But I have my own 12 inch rule.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/12/12 at 7:26pm

That was a couple years ago. You should read her Edward/Jacob locker room fan fic from last year. It's fvckin' nasty.

[DAME]

Posted: 6/12/12 at 7:35pm

How old is she now?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/12/12 at 9:25pm

How much longer before "Melisia" turns into "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way"?

[StageManager2]

Posted: 6/12/12 at 9:50pm

This is obviously fake. As good as the little girl is, you can tell she's acting. I picked up on it right away when she corrects the woman, "It's Melissa Bell." Something about her delivery didn't ring true. And as GlindatheGood22 pointed out, the lack of nervous laughter is quizzical. If not laughter, there would still be some reaction from the audience (i.e. gasps, giggles, murmurs), but it's silent throughout except at the very beginning and end when the crowd claps.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 6/12/12 at 9:58pm

I did a little research and it is fake after all

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/12/12 at 10:00pm

Thanks. Be sure to tell my niece the Easter Bunny is dead, while you're at it.

[Perfectly Marvelous]

Posted: 6/12/12 at 11:22pm

Even if it's fake, it's still the best fan fiction I've heard.