This guy's twitter is gold

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 9:21am

"If somebody doesn't make eye contact with me at the bar tonight, I'm going to literally set myself on fire."

http://www.twitter.com/aurosan

[finebydesign]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 11:03am

Is that funny?

[Master Bates]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 11:25am

It literally is.

[ClydeBarrow]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 12:01pm

[PalJoey]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 12:05pm

Is he a BWW poster?

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 12:42pm

He used to be a mod on Ohnotheydidnt.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 12:45pm

"If somebody doesn't make eye contact with me at the bar tonight, I'm going to literally set myself on fire."

L M F P R A O ! ! !

[themysteriousgrowl]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 12:49pm

All that twitters is not gold, MrMidwest.

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 1:05pm

He's making fun of shallowness. It's good times, guys.

[finebydesign]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 1:12pm

oh right, that's new...

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 1:14pm

What do you like today, fine? Anything? :p

[ClydeBarrow]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 1:15pm

^^
Now THAT is funny. He certainly isn't making fun of shallowness.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 1:18pm

"All that twitters is not gold, MrMidwest."

Marry me.

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 1:22pm

Step off my kool-aid, Reginald.

[Kad]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:07pm

"Marry me."

You'll have to get in line, Reg.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 2:10pm

I don't know if y'all remember me mentioning I had a crush on someone here on BWW.

That is him.

SO STEP OFF!!

Thank you and have a nice day!

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:02pm

How is this funny? I find him nearly as insufferable as the $25-a-day manchild.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:09pm

I guess everyone has an individual sense of humor?

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:11pm

You have a crush on this Twitter guy? Or on Growl? Or Reg?

Signed,
Confused in NYC

[tazber]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:12pm

Eh, take it or leave it.

But thanks for sharing Mr.Midwest.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:12pm

I have a crush on Growl

Signed,
I Hope You Get Over Your Confusion

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:14pm

I do, too...

Signed,
Let's Settle This

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:17pm

Uh, no you don't

Signed,
Back off Biotch or I will CUT YOU!

Updated On: 1/14/14 at 04:17 PM

[tazber]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:19pm

What does Growl have to say about all this?

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 1/14/14 at 4:20pm

I don't think he knows,,,but when he reads this he will...LoL