This is hilarious
This is hilarious
Jess1483
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/30/04
#0This is hilarious
Posted: 12/11/04 at 5:52pm
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/topdui.html
Man, if I could do that sober...
Why do we play with fire?
Why do we run our fingers through the flame?
Why do we leave our hands on the stove, although we know we're in for some pain?
-tick...tick...BOOM!
#1re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/11/04 at 6:02pm
That was GREAT!
If I could recite the alphebet backwards that fast I would...well I don't know what I'd do.
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
#2re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/11/04 at 6:03pmis that real?
I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!
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Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#5re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/11/04 at 6:07pmAllie-I don't know if it's real...but it sure is funny.
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
#6re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/11/04 at 6:07pmIt was believable up to the "step bump. step bump bump."
I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!
#7re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/11/04 at 6:12pmWho knows-He could be a ballerina cowboy who happened to take tap and jazz...It is possible.
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
#8re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/11/04 at 6:31pm
If it's real that guy must be very stupid
But it's HILARIOUS!!!
#9re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/11/04 at 6:56pmprobably made up, but it would be a great way to catch someone lying about being drunk
::bust a move::
#10re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/11/04 at 7:34pmThat was hysterical! Thanks!
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gcal
Leading Actor Joined: 10/19/04
#11re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/11/04 at 10:42pm
This was on an episode of Reno 911.
It's hysterical.
#12re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/11/04 at 10:54pm
this was posted a few weeks ago...
but it's certainly worth bringing up again!
what a laugh
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#14re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/11/04 at 11:43pmHaha! If I ever get pulled over for being drunk (which isn't likely) I'll be like "I can't say the freggin' alphabet backwards...but LOOK!! I CAN *step* *bump* *step* *bump* *bump*!" Haha
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NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#15re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/11/04 at 11:51pm
What a GREAT laugh!
Somebody get that man an agent!
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#16re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/12/04 at 12:43amhehe that was GREAT!
awkward.
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broadwaystar2b
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/28/04
#18re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/12/04 at 12:15pmAm I the only one who remembers this as a skit on the Tracy Ullman Show in the late 80s?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#19re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/12/04 at 1:09pm
Haha that was great... I don't really belive that happened (seemed sort of staged), but it was still hilarious 
Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do...
RIP Jason
#20re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:30amThat was really funny. I love how she finally got him to admit he was drunk.
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Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#21re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/15/04 at 7:35amYes, this was a sketch on the Tracey Ullmanm show. The cop makes Tracey tap dance to prove she's sober. At one point, he's tap dancing on the hood of her car. The routine gets so complex, she finally gives up and says, "aw hell - I'm drunk!"
#22re: This is hilarious
Posted: 12/15/04 at 4:06pmActually, she didn't admit to be drunk until at the end, the cop asks her to recite the alphabet backwards, which was even funnier after all they'd already done.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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