#1
Posted: 5/19/11 at 8:04pm
Does anyone know what time the rapture begins on Saturday? Trying to make some plans.
#2
Posted: 5/19/11 at 8:21pm
6pm. 6pm around the globe. The rapture is on a rolling time table.
#3
Posted: 5/19/11 at 8:28pm
My students said to me yesterday "If China isn't all dead by Friday, we'll be OK."
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
#4
Posted: 5/19/11 at 8:45pm
By the time the rapture gets to us, I think we'll all have enough time to repent.
On second thought, I'm not so sure about some of the folks who frequent this board.
On second thought, I'm not so sure about some of the folks who frequent this board.
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
#5
Posted: 5/19/11 at 9:24pm
"My students said to me yesterday "If China isn't all dead by Friday, we'll be OK.""
LOL
LOL
KFTC!!!!!
#7
Posted: 5/20/11 at 10:37am
Now what happened to the theory that claimed the end would be on 12/12/12?
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#8
Posted: 5/20/11 at 11:09am
^That's the failsafe.
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#9
Posted: 5/20/11 at 11:19am
Make sure your hair's did and you got clean undies on.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#10
Posted: 5/20/11 at 11:39am
On the view, Sherri Shepard just said she's baking cupcakes for Jesus and cleaning her house just in case, and I don't think it was a joke.....
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
#11
Posted: 5/20/11 at 11:45am
I don't think the fundamentalist Christians ever officially backed the 2012 doomsday stuff- after all, that was based on heathen Mayan stuff, not the word of God according to a certain translation done by man of the Bible.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#13
Posted: 5/20/11 at 1:02pm
I'm totally stealing that!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#15
Posted: 5/20/11 at 2:08pm
Just in case it happens, here are some handy dandy tips for the rapture: http://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2011/05/caught-up-in-bitchy-rapture.html
Please visit Bitchy Waiter
#16
Posted: 5/20/11 at 2:09pm
Why didn't I think of this?
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
#17
Posted: 5/20/11 at 2:48pm
With all the hype surrounding this event, I will actually be a little disappointed if the Rapture DOESN'T happen tomorrow.
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#18
Posted: 5/20/11 at 3:09pm
Danmag, at least you don't have to waste time wondering which group you'd be in.
#19
Posted: 5/20/11 at 3:13pm
"With all the hype surrounding this event, I will actually be a little disappointed if the Rapture DOESN'T happen tomorrow."
Don't quit your weekday job, the Rapture is not happening tomorrow.
Don't quit your weekday job, the Rapture is not happening tomorrow.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#20
Posted: 5/20/11 at 3:17pm
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#21
Posted: 5/20/11 at 3:27pm
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-reaons-why-the-world-is-definitely-ending
This is great hahaha
This is great hahaha
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#22
Posted: 5/20/11 at 3:31pm
so one could easily get tix for Book of Mormon after?
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#23
Posted: 5/20/11 at 4:09pm
All jokes aside . . .
it sounds like this is screwing up some families
it sounds like this is screwing up some families
#24
Posted: 5/20/11 at 11:03pm
Kristin Chenoweth tweeted that we're all going to be ok. Don't worry.
KChenoweth Kristin Chenoweth
For those who think the world is ending tomorrow, it is not. No one know or cqa predict that!!! Goodnight xo
KChenoweth Kristin Chenoweth
For those who think the world is ending tomorrow, it is not. No one know or cqa predict that!!! Goodnight xo
#25
Posted: 5/21/11 at 12:00am
My all-time favorite thing about this is that Goth actually does believe The Rapture is going to happen someday.
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