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This weekend's rapture

This weekend's rapture

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morosco
#1This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/19/11 at 8:04pm

Does anyone know what time the rapture begins on Saturday? Trying to make some plans.

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#2This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/19/11 at 8:21pm

6pm. 6pm around the globe. The rapture is on a rolling time table.

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jasonf
#2This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/19/11 at 8:28pm

My students said to me yesterday "If China isn't all dead by Friday, we'll be OK."


Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.

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singtopher
#3This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/19/11 at 8:45pm

By the time the rapture gets to us, I think we'll all have enough time to repent.


On second thought, I'm not so sure about some of the folks who frequent this board.


"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

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StockardFan
#4This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/19/11 at 9:24pm

"My students said to me yesterday "If China isn't all dead by Friday, we'll be OK.""

LOL



KFTC!!!!!

Tuna2night
#5This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 10:02am

This weekend's rapture

Y'all better watch out!!!!!
Will Tomorrow Be Just Like Terminator 2?

Dollypop
#6This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 10:37am

Now what happened to the theory that claimed the end would be on 12/12/12?


"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

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Pippin
#7This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 11:09am

^That's the failsafe.


"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."

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best12bars
#8This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 11:19am

Make sure your hair's did and you got clean undies on.


"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
blocked: logan2, Diamonds3, Hamilton22

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Pippin
#9This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 11:39am

On the view, Sherri Shepard just said she's baking cupcakes for Jesus and cleaning her house just in case, and I don't think it was a joke.....


"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."

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Kad
#10This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 11:45am

I don't think the fundamentalist Christians ever officially backed the 2012 doomsday stuff- after all, that was based on heathen Mayan stuff, not the word of God according to a certain translation done by man of the Bible.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#11This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 12:23pm

This weekend's rapture

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TheatreDiva90016
#12This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 1:02pm

I'm totally stealing that!


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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Calvin
#13This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 1:04pm

The Macho Man got out a day early. This weekend's rapture
Oh nooooooo

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shermanslave
#14This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 2:08pm

Just in case it happens, here are some handy dandy tips for the rapture: http://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com/2011/05/caught-up-in-bitchy-rapture.html


Please visit Bitchy Waiter

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Broadwayboobs
#15This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 2:09pm

Why didn't I think of this?

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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danmag
#16This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 2:48pm

With all the hype surrounding this event, I will actually be a little disappointed if the Rapture DOESN'T happen tomorrow.


"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

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Reginald Tresilian
#17This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 3:09pm

Danmag, at least you don't have to waste time wondering which group you'd be in.

Gothampc
#18This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 3:13pm

"With all the hype surrounding this event, I will actually be a little disappointed if the Rapture DOESN'T happen tomorrow."

Don't quit your weekday job, the Rapture is not happening tomorrow.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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TheatreDiva90016
#19This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 3:17pm

This weekend's rapture


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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wicked1492
#20This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 3:27pm

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-reaons-why-the-world-is-definitely-ending

This is great hahaha


"These rabid fans...possess the acting talent to portray the hooker...Linda Eder..." -The New York Times

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Elphaba
#21This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 3:31pm

so one could easily get tix for Book of Mormon after?


It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

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Reginald Tresilian
#22This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 4:09pm

All jokes aside . . .
it sounds like this is screwing up some families

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adamgreer
#23This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/20/11 at 11:03pm

Kristin Chenoweth tweeted that we're all going to be ok. Don't worry.

KChenoweth Kristin Chenoweth
For those who think the world is ending tomorrow, it is not. No one know or cqa predict that!!! Goodnight xo

FindingNamo
#24This weekend's rapture
Posted: 5/21/11 at 12:00am

My all-time favorite thing about this is that Goth actually does believe The Rapture is going to happen someday.


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