Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#4750Goddamn motherF*CKing drivers!!
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:13pm
Oh, it's necessary.
Pugnacious, eh? What, now you crack out the Ivy words, bitch?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
OneSongGlory
Featured Actor Joined: 1/18/05
#4752Goddamn motherF*CKing drivers!!
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:21pm
Ya know...
I feel wondering, who is that baby paris is holding up?
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#4753Goddamn motherF*CKing drivers!!
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:25pm
Oh, yeah - Paris!
After consulting page 173...and I know you originally posted page 167, and then craftily updated it...I don't think that they are her real titties. They're too big - her little mosquito bites would never look like that.
#4754Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:27pm
That's what I was thinking, copycat, but I'm quite sure those were all pics from her phone. Implants? Time of month?
OSG, a relative? I found the random Burt Reynolds pic funny.
*off to respond to your PM at commercial break*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#4755Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:30pmYeah, maybe...but nah - they're not hers, there'd be more of a big deal publicity-wise if they were genuine, and humiliation would rain down upon her. Again.
OneSongGlory
Featured Actor Joined: 1/18/05
#4756Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:33pm
Yeah, they made me wonder why my boobies are so shapeless ;_;
Yeah probably a relative, but she's holding the baby wrong.
#4757Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:34pmWho is comfy cuddling with other women topless on a cameraphone??
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#4759Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:36pmNo, silly. I don't have a cameraphone. But if I DID...
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#4761Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:38pmHey, that's my baby daddy, Jim Coyler! SOMEONE got bored today, hmm?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
OneSongGlory
Featured Actor Joined: 1/18/05
#4762Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:40pmI think she's addicted to sex or something ha ha.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#4763Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:40pm
Guilty as charged...
Did you know you can download some of his songs? I nearly went for 'Jesus Paid My Debt', but came around just in time.
#4764Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:42pmI got distracted using his "essays" as toilet paper.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#4765Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:46pm
I was tempted by the old classic, 'Save the Planet' too...and did you know his name is actually Jim Colyer...all this time I've been calling him Jim Coyler! It's like finding out that Cher's really called Agnes O'Flaherty!
And the Apprentice sucks this season.
You'd watch anything, you mad bint.
#4766Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:48pm
Really? Colyer? Huh. Well, you learn something new every day, don'tcha? Did you know my real name is Edna Gertrude Von Trappe?
Have you downloaded anything? Missy who surfs Jim Colyer's website should not throw stones at Apprentice viewers. Ass.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#4767Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:50pm
Of course not!!!! Who do you take me for, you?
But yeah, good point, moron.
#4768Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:54pmSticks and stones, rubber. I mean, glue!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#4769Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:56pmhey b*tches
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
OneSongGlory
Featured Actor Joined: 1/18/05
#4771Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:59pmnothin....but what's with shub disappearing without saying goodbye?
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#4772Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:59pmOh great, bst's back. *looks at X button*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
OneSongGlory
Featured Actor Joined: 1/18/05
#4773Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:00pmI had my Go Back To China! thing as my signature at school on my email, and some instructors didn't apperaticate too much!
#4774Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed
Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:00pm
oh, kiss my patootie tiff.
i'm just in to check my email, then yoga time!!!!
yay!
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
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