Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 191

#4751

Goddamn motherF*CKing drivers!!

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:13pm

Oh, it's necessary.

Pugnacious, eh? What, now you crack out the Ivy words, bitch?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4752

Goddamn motherF*CKing drivers!!

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:14pm

Damn right, whore.

#4753

Goddamn motherF*CKing drivers!!

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:21pm

Ya know...

I feel wondering, who is that baby paris is holding up?

#4754

Goddamn motherF*CKing drivers!!

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:25pm

Oh, yeah - Paris!
After consulting page 173...and I know you originally posted page 167, and then craftily updated it...I don't think that they are her real titties. They're too big - her little mosquito bites would never look like that.

#4755

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:27pm

That's what I was thinking, copycat, but I'm quite sure those were all pics from her phone. Implants? Time of month?

OSG, a relative? I found the random Burt Reynolds pic funny.

*off to respond to your PM at commercial break*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4756

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:30pm

Yeah, maybe...but nah - they're not hers, there'd be more of a big deal publicity-wise if they were genuine, and humiliation would rain down upon her. Again.

#4757

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:33pm

Yeah, they made me wonder why my boobies are so shapeless ;_;

Yeah probably a relative, but she's holding the baby wrong.

#4758

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:34pm

Who is comfy cuddling with other women topless on a cameraphone??

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4759

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:35pm

You?

#4760

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:36pm

No, silly. I don't have a cameraphone. But if I DID...

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 2/24/05 at 09:36 PM

#4761

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:37pm

Oh. *awkward silence*

#4762

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:38pm

Hey, that's my baby daddy, Jim Coyler! SOMEONE got bored today, hmm?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4763

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:40pm

I think she's addicted to sex or something ha ha.

#4764

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:40pm

Guilty as charged...
Did you know you can download some of his songs? I nearly went for 'Jesus Paid My Debt', but came around just in time.

#4765

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:42pm

I got distracted using his "essays" as toilet paper.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4766

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:46pm

I was tempted by the old classic, 'Save the Planet' too...and did you know his name is actually Jim Colyer...all this time I've been calling him Jim Coyler! It's like finding out that Cher's really called Agnes O'Flaherty!

And the Apprentice sucks this season. You'd watch anything, you mad bint.

#4767

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:48pm

Really? Colyer? Huh. Well, you learn something new every day, don'tcha? Did you know my real name is Edna Gertrude Von Trappe?

Have you downloaded anything? Missy who surfs Jim Colyer's website should not throw stones at Apprentice viewers. Ass.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4768

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:50pm

Of course not!!!! Who do you take me for, you?

But yeah, good point, moron.

#4769

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:54pm

Sticks and stones, rubber. I mean, glue!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4770

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:56pm

hey b*tches

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4771

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:57pm

Yo Dawg what up homie?

#4772

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:59pm

nothin....but what's with shub disappearing without saying goodbye?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4773

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:59pm

Oh great, bst's back. *looks at X button*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4774

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:00pm

I had my Go Back To China! thing as my signature at school on my email, and some instructors didn't apperaticate too much!

#4775

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:00pm

oh, kiss my patootie tiff.

i'm just in to check my email, then yoga time!!!!

yay!

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.