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#4801

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:34pm

Pssst, Tiff...must be. Get her to lift up her skirt to prove it...

Gee, Tiff - only southern rednecks use the word 'gee'.

#4802

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:35pm

Argh. So sorry I left, but I got engrossed in my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend's LiveJournal. This girl is just fabulous in so many ways. I love reading her journal :)

#4803

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:35pm

Ohhh! You're a FEMALE girl. Okay, I wasn't too sure, seeing the word "girl" is so ambiguous and all.

Gee, Ellie, I hate you and I'll hunt you down and shank you if you don't tell me your college.

(Don't you love wandering in here, OSG?)

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4804

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:36pm

wandering through this threat is like rain on a parade:)

FREAKIN' AWSOME

#4805

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:37pm

Vancouver.

Dun dun dun...

#4806

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:37pm

Shank??

#4807

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:39pm

Death? You? Yuh-huh!

Shub, you're friends with your ex-bf's current GF??

#4808

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:42pm

LJ friends only. There's no hard feelings between us at all; he and I are still friends, even though we don't talk. (When we see each other, we're friends.) We didn't date very long. And I just love her! Her entries are like poetry, and so funny and intelligent.

#4809

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:43pm

A lot like me then.

#4810

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:44pm

Since I got dumped in a nasty way, I am having a hard time being friends with my ex, or even liking his new girlfriend.

#4811

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:45pm

Is so totally do not blame you OSG.

#4812

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:46pm

Oh, in that case, it's hard to be friends. My last ex and I are on basically never-speaking terms.

It's hellishly hard to like their new significant other.

#4813

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:46pm

You read my post eh?

Yeah, I'm still getting over it I think, cuz everytime I see him or someone who looks like him my right knee just gets the urge of bangin up a groin.

#4814

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:46pm

My last 'relationship' just ended. No actual dumping, no break up. Just...nothing.

#4815

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:47pm

I got dumped over MSN after 2 and a half years..than he goes out with someone else the next day,,

#4816

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:48pm

Jesus!

#4817

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:49pm

Ellie, your hand says it was the one to end it. You simply weren't committing enough.

#4818

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:49pm

Ah well! What Doesn't Kill Yeah Makes you Stronger

#4819

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:51pm

Tiff, what a hilarious woman you are! I mean that...have you looked at yourself? Beyond hilarious.

But yes...I was seeing my other hand behind it's back...mmmm, prostate.

#4820

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:52pm

Mmm...AIM chat. And it's nice, and slow. Just the way I like it. Too bad you don't have AIM, Ellie. NOT.

OSG, you?

#4821

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:53pm

I was in it but I got bored.

But my AIM name is Oh Noo Emo

#4822

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:53pm

Aaah yes...your significant other, AIM...

I think I'll light a candle for you tonight, Tiff. And maybe a decade of the rosary.

#4823

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:56pm

I have some beeswax ones I can light, for Tiff's stinging wit.

BWAHAHHAA

#4824

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:00pm

My wit just floors people, doesn't it?

That's what you (honorary) bitches LOVE about me. Don't try to hide it.

And OSG, you're going to have a to work a bit harder to get up to Honorary Bitch category! We don't know you too well yet. So now you've got to tell us your deepest darkest secrets, and we'll all braid each others hair and eat popcorn and listen to NKOTB and......Oh wait.

#4825

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:02pm

*taps mic* Is this thing on?

How come everything I say on the Adults ONLY proposal thread falls on deaf ears, and then everyone else says what I said as if it's their own idea??

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