#4826
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:04pm
Tiff, there is no mic. We are nobodies to Jose'.
*pokes head in* Ellie?
*pokes head in* Ellie?
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#4827
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:05pm
I kicked her into a dark corner already. She keeps babbling this nonsense about candles and masturbation. Tragic, really.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#4828
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:06pm
Like what...?
Who are you, again?
And can I ever hope to progress past 'honorary', or is that it for me?
Who are you, again?
And can I ever hope to progress past 'honorary', or is that it for me?
#4830
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:08pm
Ellie, not with that attitude you won't. It needs to be a unanimous vote amongst all of the Bitches. *smirk*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#4833
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:10pm
That's an improvement, but you've got a lot of negatives to compensate for, Subordinate.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#4834
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:11pm
*removes Tiff's stilletto, gently massages her foot*
Nia... pass the grapes!
Nia... pass the grapes!
#4836
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:13pm
I don't have any grapes.
You have membership levels now? Ai.
You have membership levels now? Ai.
#4837
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:15pm
Ellie, drinking Grey Goose out of my stiletto heel will suffice. For now.
As for you Shub. Shub, Shub, Shub, Shub...you use me and abuse me just like Els here, but went one step further to steal my darling Siv away from me. And that is simply unforgivable. Well, unless you name your price.
As for you Shub. Shub, Shub, Shub, Shub...you use me and abuse me just like Els here, but went one step further to steal my darling Siv away from me. And that is simply unforgivable. Well, unless you name your price.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#4838
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:17pm
No grapes, Nia...haven't you started your period yet? Only the best for Tiff! Oooh, gross.
*guzzles Grey Goose*
Er...what's Grey Goose?
*guzzles Grey Goose*
Er...what's Grey Goose?
#4839
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:17pm
I would never steal Siv from you. We share her 
Will you forgive me if I allow Siv to post the worst picture of me ever?
Will you forgive me if I allow Siv to post the worst picture of me ever?
#4840
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:19pm
Yeah, I would probably consider it.
Ellie, it's a high-end vodka, you uncouth SWINE!
Ellie, it's a high-end vodka, you uncouth SWINE!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#4841
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:20pm
So sorry, mistress!!
*gently fans Tiff with palm leaves, mopping her drool with my golden locks*
*gently fans Tiff with palm leaves, mopping her drool with my golden locks*
#4842
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:22pm
*sighs contentedly and settles in*
Puht! Puht! What is this peroxide drenched filth you stick into my mouth, Goldifake?
Puht! Puht! What is this peroxide drenched filth you stick into my mouth, Goldifake?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#4843
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:22pm
Why do you hate me so, oh great Tiff? *polishes Tiff's toenails with distilled water*
#4844
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:26pm
*kicks*
PERRIER, SUBORDINATE!
PERRIER, SUBORDINATE!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#4845
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:28pm
Peroxide? I know not what you speak of, goddess...
*washes Tiff's skin with my own breast-milk*
*washes Tiff's skin with my own breast-milk*
#4846
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:29pm
I'm glad you put the "my" in there, otherwise I may have to lap it up for a bit...I mean vomit.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#4847
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:31pm
Lucky for you, W&G is airing on the west coast again. Take a brief break minions, sipping my bath water and inhaling my B.O. essense. I shall return. Maybe.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#4848
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:33pm
Pah...didn't you leave to watch Jeapardy like three months ago?
I mean...
*frantically scrubs Tiff's feet, removing dead skin with my teeth*
I mean...
*frantically scrubs Tiff's feet, removing dead skin with my teeth*
#4849
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:34pm
Nikki, are you letting me post the THIRD picture???
gah....800 yoga cancelled...will go at 10 instead. did another 30 on the elliptical and 15 on the rowing machine.
gah....800 yoga cancelled...will go at 10 instead. did another 30 on the elliptical and 15 on the rowing machine.
AKA Idina Pashmina
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
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