Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 194

[insomniak]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:04pm

Tiff, there is no mic. We are nobodies to Jose'.

*pokes head in* Ellie?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:05pm

I kicked her into a dark corner already. She keeps babbling this nonsense about candles and masturbation. Tragic, really.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:06pm

Like what...?
Who are you, again?

And can I ever hope to progress past 'honorary', or is that it for me?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:06pm

Hi Nia!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:08pm

Ellie, not with that attitude you won't. It needs to be a unanimous vote amongst all of the Bitches. *smirk*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:09pm

*bows down*
Yes, mistress...

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:09pm

F*CKing AOL kicked me off!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:10pm

That's an improvement, but you've got a lot of negatives to compensate for, Subordinate.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:11pm

*removes Tiff's stilletto, gently massages her foot*

Nia... pass the grapes!

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:12pm

*Licks the grapes*

[insomniak]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:13pm

I don't have any grapes.

You have membership levels now? Ai.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:15pm

Ellie, drinking Grey Goose out of my stiletto heel will suffice. For now.

As for you Shub. Shub, Shub, Shub, Shub...you use me and abuse me just like Els here, but went one step further to steal my darling Siv away from me. And that is simply unforgivable. Well, unless you name your price.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:17pm

No grapes, Nia...haven't you started your period yet? Only the best for Tiff! Oooh, gross.

*guzzles Grey Goose*

Er...what's Grey Goose?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:17pm

I would never steal Siv from you. We share her

Will you forgive me if I allow Siv to post the worst picture of me ever?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:19pm

Yeah, I would probably consider it.

Ellie, it's a high-end vodka, you uncouth SWINE!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:20pm

So sorry, mistress!!

*gently fans Tiff with palm leaves, mopping her drool with my golden locks*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:22pm

*sighs contentedly and settles in*

Puht! Puht! What is this peroxide drenched filth you stick into my mouth, Goldifake?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:22pm

Why do you hate me so, oh great Tiff? *polishes Tiff's toenails with distilled water*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:26pm

*kicks*

PERRIER, SUBORDINATE!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:28pm

Peroxide? I know not what you speak of, goddess...
*washes Tiff's skin with my own breast-milk*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:29pm

I'm glad you put the "my" in there, otherwise I may have to lap it up for a bit...I mean vomit.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:31pm

Lucky for you, W&G is airing on the west coast again. Take a brief break minions, sipping my bath water and inhaling my B.O. essense. I shall return. Maybe.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:33pm

Pah...didn't you leave to watch Jeapardy like three months ago?
I mean...

*frantically scrubs Tiff's feet, removing dead skin with my teeth*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:34pm

Nikki, are you letting me post the THIRD picture???


gah....800 yoga cancelled...will go at 10 instead. did another 30 on the elliptical and 15 on the rowing machine.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:34pm

That is so damn gross.