Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 195

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:36pm

and how can ellie be an honorary b*tch...we don't even know where she goes to school.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:40pm

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times, b_s_t - I'm a homeless tramp who takes shelter in an internet cafe on 38th Street, NY. The owner lets me use his computers in return for sex.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:43pm

Good evening, my lovelies!

Ellie, SHHHH! I thought that was our little secret... Hehe, don't mind her, folks... *pushes Ellie out of thread*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:43pm

you should go to the one inb times square...it's really cheap.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:44pm

Except you have to sit next to losers and not act in a disturbing way.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:45pm

But can I sleep there too? With the owner?
Allie drives me too hard...it's always 'oral sex' this 'up the rear with a dildo' that...it's getting too much, truth be told. I'd rather take my chances in Central Park.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:45pm

i only sat next to a loser when i was there with you.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:48pm

BST, you do have a point. We know nothing about SubEllie except that she exists to diminish the enjoyment of our lives.

Shall we consider a demotion? At least we know where Shub goes to school.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:48pm

Ellie, I'll see you in my office. 10 minutes.

Tiff (is she still here?): I've been watching the Food Network this evening, woo!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:49pm

*storms off teary-eyed*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:50pm

we know a LOT about shub...if anything, she deserves a promotion.

but yes, ellie will be demoted if details are not revealed.

Updated On: 2/24/05 at 11:50 PM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:50pm

*storms to Allie's office (really a cheap polystyrene desk from Taiwan)*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:52pm

You knowww, BST, on the other hand, Allie's always been very loyal, and she's Canadian, and may eventually be at the same university as me...shall she become honorary bitch in place of her vt?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:52pm

Thanks for the vote of confidence! I'm on my way! *gives cheesy thumbs up to non-existent camera*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:53pm

Vote of what? On your where? *looking around*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:53pm

but shub and i are getting a kitty.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:54pm

Fine, be that way...

*takes blade to wrists*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:56pm

Now, now, Ellie. Don't do that. Seriously. It's going too far. Use a sharp blade instead. *passes it over* Okay, NOW...



BST, have YOU ditched me for Shub? *wails* And all this time I thought Shub stole you from me!!

*cries with back of hand against forehead, fleeing*

Updated On: 2/25/05 at 11:56 PM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:56pm

What is the hack of your hand???

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:57pm

tiffy, of course i haven't ditched you. shub and i are just...getting a kitty...

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:58pm

*purrs*

[Allie]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:58pm

Ellie, put down the blade. Am I supposed to pleasure myself if you die? No way.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:58pm

B-b-but, I can give you a cute little pUssy any day of the week!

*boots Ellie off Bitches list*

Who's next for promotion? Shub's already honorary. Allie, if you're around, I'm up for bestowing second honorary Bitch on you, since your vowel twin has forsaken the sacred hierarchy of Bitchness.

Updated On: 2/24/05 at 11:58 PM

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:59pm

tiff, what did you type that it's ****ed out?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:00am

B-b-ut...Cam would never vote against me, would she?? She's higher up the chain than you, Whiffy Tiffy.