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#4851

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:36pm

and how can ellie be an honorary b*tch...we don't even know where she goes to school.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4852

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:40pm

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times, b_s_t - I'm a homeless tramp who takes shelter in an internet cafe on 38th Street, NY. The owner lets me use his computers in return for sex.

#4853

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:43pm

Good evening, my lovelies!

Ellie, SHHHH! I thought that was our little secret... Hehe, don't mind her, folks... *pushes Ellie out of thread*

#4854

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:43pm

you should go to the one inb times square...it's really cheap.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4855

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:44pm

Except you have to sit next to losers and not act in a disturbing way.

#4856

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:45pm

But can I sleep there too? With the owner?
Allie drives me too hard...it's always 'oral sex' this 'up the rear with a dildo' that...it's getting too much, truth be told. I'd rather take my chances in Central Park.

#4857

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:45pm

i only sat next to a loser when i was there with you.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4858

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:48pm

BST, you do have a point. We know nothing about SubEllie except that she exists to diminish the enjoyment of our lives.

Shall we consider a demotion? At least we know where Shub goes to school.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4859

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:48pm

Ellie, I'll see you in my office. 10 minutes.

Tiff (is she still here?): I've been watching the Food Network this evening, woo!

#4860

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:49pm

*storms off teary-eyed*

#4861

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:50pm

we know a LOT about shub...if anything, she deserves a promotion.

but yes, ellie will be demoted if details are not revealed.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

Updated On: 2/24/05 at 11:50 PM

#4862

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:50pm

*storms to Allie's office (really a cheap polystyrene desk from Taiwan)*

#4863

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:52pm

You knowww, BST, on the other hand, Allie's always been very loyal, and she's Canadian, and may eventually be at the same university as me...shall she become honorary bitch in place of her vt?

#4864

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:52pm

Thanks for the vote of confidence! I'm on my way! *gives cheesy thumbs up to non-existent camera*

#4865

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:53pm

Vote of what? On your where? *looking around*

#4866

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:53pm

but shub and i are getting a kitty.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4867

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:54pm

Fine, be that way...

*takes blade to wrists*

#4868

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:56pm

Now, now, Ellie. Don't do that. Seriously. It's going too far. Use a sharp blade instead. *passes it over* Okay, NOW...

BST, have YOU ditched me for Shub? *wails* And all this time I thought Shub stole you from me!!

*cries with back of hand against forehead, fleeing*

Updated On: 2/25/05 at 11:56 PM

#4869

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:56pm

What is the hack of your hand???

#4870

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:57pm

tiffy, of course i haven't ditched you. shub and i are just...getting a kitty...

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4871

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:58pm

*purrs*

#4872

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:58pm

Ellie, put down the blade. Am I supposed to pleasure myself if you die? No way.

#4873

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:58pm

B-b-but, I can give you a cute little pUssy any day of the week!

*boots Ellie off Bitches list*

Who's next for promotion? Shub's already honorary. Allie, if you're around, I'm up for bestowing second honorary Bitch on you, since your vowel twin has forsaken the sacred hierarchy of Bitchness.

Updated On: 2/24/05 at 11:58 PM

#4874

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:59pm

tiff, what did you type that it's ****ed out?

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4875

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:00am

B-b-ut...Cam would never vote against me, would she?? She's higher up the chain than you, Whiffy Tiffy.

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