Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 196

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:01am

cam will vote however tiff and i tell her to.

mostly because i have blackmail shots of her.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:02am

She most certainly is NOT, Smellie. Either the 3 of us are equal, or we'll go by length of time on the boards, in which case I trump all y'all. AND I'm the first name on the thread title, and BST is the second name, so for now, we get hierarchy.

Got a problem with that?

*standing beside BST*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:02am

Please...NO! I wuv you guys!

Don't make me take the hack of my hand to you...

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:04am

you get odd looks when you're in the computer room at the gym, laughing at the screen.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:04am

Woo! Honourary bitch?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:04am

BST, the **** is Pussy.

*hack hands Ellie, sending her flying to the end of the room*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:04am

works for me Allie.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:05am

But Cam is the founder of the thread!!

Yeah, yeah...you apparently came up with the phrase 'Bitches of Eastwick'...heard it all before...*yawn*

Allie...you wouldn't betray me by accepting my place when I'm barely cold in my bitchy grave, would you?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:06am

Not ONLY did I come up with "Bitches of Eastwick", but I came up with "Vowel Twins" as well. The Tiff giveth, and she taketh away, you ungrateful twit.

I bestow the new crown of Honorary Bitch to Allie.

*formal embraces and ceremonial gropes*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:07am

i so thought that said ceremonial grapes.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:07am

Allie would never take that crown...
Allie???

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:07am

See? It wasn't my fault.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:07am

Please, Ellie, don't ruin this for me... I've waited SO long for this!

*accepts hugs and gropes graciously*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:08am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
*dissolves into puddle of lukewarm water* Updated On: 2/25/05 at 12:08 AM

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:08am

what wasn't your fault shub?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:09am

You being separated from Tiff

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:10am

of course not. tiffy's just possessive.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:11am

I could never accept the 'Bitch' thing... but 'bitch', I'm okay with.

Ellie, I really do still love you. *hands Ellie a bouquet of roses and a chocolate bunny*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:11am

*clutches onto BST and hisses*

Shub, don't make me demote you. Surely any Bitch has demoting power, even if it's not unanimous.

*eyes chandelier. Contemplates bulldozer*

Aww, Allie, YOU'RE now like our little sister. Screw that vowel twin. What was her name again? The one who defied The Order?

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:13am

tiffy, you be nice to shub.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:13am

*snatches back Allie's crown*

Traitor! Looks like I'm stuck between the vowel twin with attachment issues or the toad who stole my BST. Who to choose, who to choose...

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:14am

*puddle begins to evaporate into a thick misty haze, stinging your throats*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:15am

she didnt steal me tiffy.

and you be nice. i WAS going to talk to you about planning a seattle wekend, but if you're mean to my shubbie....

[OneSongGlory]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:15am

I'm here, I'm here, now you can start analyzing my boobs.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:15am

*feels comforting Halls sensation in throat, sings Aria as Ellie disappears*