Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 196

#4876

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:01am

cam will vote however tiff and i tell her to.

mostly because i have blackmail shots of her.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4877

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:02am

She most certainly is NOT, Smellie. Either the 3 of us are equal, or we'll go by length of time on the boards, in which case I trump all y'all. AND I'm the first name on the thread title, and BST is the second name, so for now, we get hierarchy.

Got a problem with that?

*standing beside BST*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4878

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:02am

Please...NO! I wuv you guys!

Don't make me take the hack of my hand to you...

#4879

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:04am

you get odd looks when you're in the computer room at the gym, laughing at the screen.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4880

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:04am

Woo! Honourary bitch?

#4881

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:04am

BST, the **** is Pussy.

*hack hands Ellie, sending her flying to the end of the room*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4882

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:04am

works for me Allie.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4883

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:05am

But Cam is the founder of the thread!!

Yeah, yeah...you apparently came up with the phrase 'Bitches of Eastwick'...heard it all before...*yawn*

Allie...you wouldn't betray me by accepting my place when I'm barely cold in my bitchy grave, would you?

#4884

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:06am

Not ONLY did I come up with "Bitches of Eastwick", but I came up with "Vowel Twins" as well. The Tiff giveth, and she taketh away, you ungrateful twit.

I bestow the new crown of Honorary Bitch to Allie.

*formal embraces and ceremonial gropes*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4885

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:07am

i so thought that said ceremonial grapes.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4886

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:07am

Allie would never take that crown...
Allie???

#4887

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:07am

See? It wasn't my fault.

#4888

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:07am

Please, Ellie, don't ruin this for me... I've waited SO long for this!

*accepts hugs and gropes graciously*

#4889

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:08am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
*dissolves into puddle of lukewarm water*

Updated On: 2/25/05 at 12:08 AM

#4890

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:08am

what wasn't your fault shub?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4891

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:09am

You being separated from Tiff

#4892

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:10am

of course not. tiffy's just possessive.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4893

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:11am

I could never accept the 'Bitch' thing... but 'bitch', I'm okay with.

Ellie, I really do still love you. *hands Ellie a bouquet of roses and a chocolate bunny*

#4894

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:11am

*clutches onto BST and hisses*

Shub, don't make me demote you. Surely any Bitch has demoting power, even if it's not unanimous.

*eyes chandelier. Contemplates bulldozer*

Aww, Allie, YOU'RE now like our little sister. Screw that vowel twin. What was her name again? The one who defied The Order?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4895

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:13am

tiffy, you be nice to shub.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4896

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:13am

*snatches back Allie's crown*

Traitor! Looks like I'm stuck between the vowel twin with attachment issues or the toad who stole my BST. Who to choose, who to choose...

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4897

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:14am

*puddle begins to evaporate into a thick misty haze, stinging your throats*

#4898

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:15am

she didnt steal me tiffy.

and you be nice. i WAS going to talk to you about planning a seattle wekend, but if you're mean to my shubbie....

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4899

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:15am

I'm here, I'm here, now you can start analyzing my boobs.

#4900

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:15am

*feels comforting Halls sensation in throat, sings Aria as Ellie disappears*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell