Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 387

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:08pm

Is she a sex offender?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:09pm

Tiffy: Wait until you start looking at the baguette with longing...

Diet is a bad four letter word to use...

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:09pm

Yes, I will

I was not sued, thankfully. I was a good girl and deleted all the filesharing programs.

I WINNN
What's going on with you ladies? And Matt.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:12pm

Kissy, I've already looked at the baguette with longing two days ago. Today was all about the Ritz Bits, bagel, roti and rice. Tomorrow will be about potatoes, pizza and pasta at school. I seriously am extremely irritable over this.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:12pm

Tiff already has enough thoughts about baguettes...

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:13pm

I love baguettes. Tiff, you have to meet Walter. But wear a chastity belt.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:15pm

I KNOW that, Shub. Look at my signature. We're the same person. Duh.

[Allie]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:16pm

Hello everyone! Poor Tiff and her lack of bread. I could never ever do Atkins. Ever. Potatoes are my life.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:18pm

Wheeeeee! Allie!!

*pounces on Allie and licks her inappropriately*

Where've ya been?

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:18pm

Tiff- it'll get easier after tomorrow, promise.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:18pm

No, see, that's what I was looking at. And I thought, "Tiff really should meet Walter." If he doesn't hate me, I'll introduce you.

[Allie]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:24pm

Ellie! I've been trying to get my dog to stop licking everybody. You're not helping! *hugs VT* I've been around... usually later, when nobody's posting anymore.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:24pm

*doesn't know if should thank nik or not*

I have a midget phobia, you know.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:25pm

Any luck on the job front, Allie?

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:28pm

i need a nice cork to soak

[Allie]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:29pm

No luck, Ellie. Nobody's hiring yet! But I'm still looking. It would a lot easier if I had've taken French this year, because there are lots of museums and stuff around. My French is a little rusty after a year off!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:32pm

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[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:32pm

*gasp* has Mr. Rask tried this "dieting" thing too?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:35pm

God, this is so much harder the second time 'round. I did Atkins for 4 months last year and dropped 25 lbs and kept it off for the 6 months following, even when I started eating carbs again. Now I've gained back 10 lbs and I need to drop them ASAP before 4/28!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:36pm

Tiff - stop stressing over what your Aunt will think of you. Really.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:44pm

Ugh. Do you know what hte only compliment she's ever paid me was? We were talking about my father's fear of me starting to date (as of yet, he's been in denial about me having any boyfriends after an ill-timed boob grope he happened to have seen), and she said, "Well, why wouldn't he be worried? I mean, you're not ugly. And you're not that fat. Or stupid. Of course he's worried boys will be attracted to you!"




Yeah.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:45pm

except you ARE ugly and fat!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:46pm

14:59, Mar. 14:59.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:46pm

Oh, F*CK Off MM2, you unbelievable MORON!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:49pm

Tiffy: I wish I could be more comforting... I just so can't relate! Are you easing anything up with the low carb pasta and stuff they market?