Ugh. Do you know what hte only compliment she's ever paid me was? We were talking about my father's fear of me starting to date (as of yet, he's been in denial about me having any boyfriends after an ill-timed boob grope he happened to have seen), and she said, "Well, why wouldn't he be worried? I mean, you're not ugly. And you're not that fat. Or stupid. Of course he's worried boys will be attracted to you!"
Yeah.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell