Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 393
#9802
Posted: 4/6/05 at 2:45am
Is it wrong that I'm breathing heavier looking at those pasta photos than I was watching a bunch of dancing men prancing around in spandex? Really.
I'm in rum tum heat right now. The show is mediocre at best, but da-yamn, Rum Tum Tugger...*eyes shift downwards*
I'm in rum tum heat right now. The show is mediocre at best, but da-yamn, Rum Tum Tugger...*eyes shift downwards*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9805
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:07am
Oh Cookie... You are so cruel.. 
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9807
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:29am
I know.. and thats part of what makes it so funny..
How are you today dear?
How are you today dear?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9808
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:32am
resenting the fact that I'm trapped inside at work when it's BEAUTIFUL outside...
but nothing a chocolate bar won't cure...
yourself, dearie?
but nothing a chocolate bar won't cure...
yourself, dearie?
#9809
Posted: 4/6/05 at 12:05pm
I as well am resenting being at work today.. I'm trying not to implode, but eh, what else is new.. at least I dont have to deal with my pompas a$$hole of a boss today.. 
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9810
Posted: 4/6/05 at 2:29pm
oh, I think I'd rather explode than implode... still, stress is never necessary...
Oh, and Tiffy:
Oh, and Tiffy:
#9811
Posted: 4/6/05 at 3:19pm
Day...Five...can't...take...it...any...longer...
I cracked and ordered a chicken teriyaki, tempura and cali roll bento box yesterday, and by the time the food came, I felt so guilty that I had to scrape off the teriyaki sauce, the batter and the rice, and enjoy my remnants of chicken, shrimp and fake crab meat on its own.
Oh, and the judgmental aunt who's driven me to these measures emailed me yesterday to say that my father sent her photos from our SF trip so she could recognize me at the airport. (We haven't seen each other in person or photos since just before 9/11.) Her comments: "Your mum and bro look the same. Your dad looks better with the Kojak haircut.
Chicago on the 30th will be fine. Try to buy for the 8pm show. Ta2."
*headdesk* The gap in the email was deafening.
I cracked and ordered a chicken teriyaki, tempura and cali roll bento box yesterday, and by the time the food came, I felt so guilty that I had to scrape off the teriyaki sauce, the batter and the rice, and enjoy my remnants of chicken, shrimp and fake crab meat on its own.
Oh, and the judgmental aunt who's driven me to these measures emailed me yesterday to say that my father sent her photos from our SF trip so she could recognize me at the airport. (We haven't seen each other in person or photos since just before 9/11.) Her comments: "Your mum and bro look the same. Your dad looks better with the Kojak haircut.
Chicago on the 30th will be fine. Try to buy for the 8pm show. Ta2."
*headdesk* The gap in the email was deafening.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9812
Posted: 4/6/05 at 3:21pm
Ouch Tiff.. That's really cruel.. I dont understand why your family is so mean to you..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9813
Posted: 4/6/05 at 3:27pm
They're successful, Chinese, and they hate me.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9814
Posted: 4/6/05 at 3:32pm
That would have been enough to make me cry.. I'm sorry hun.. Personally I dont see why everyone seems to think you are fat. How is everything else going?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9815
Posted: 4/6/05 at 3:35pm
Pretty good, aside from having 7 deadlines in 9 days, and running out of coffee beans and cigarettes.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9816
Posted: 4/6/05 at 3:37pm
Ooo that sucks.. Are you on schedule for your deadlines or just preparing for some really long nights?? You at school now?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9817
Posted: 4/6/05 at 3:39pm
Well, being "on schedule" and "preparing for some really long nights" aren't mutually exclusive, since "on schedule" means "all-nighter" and not really doing anything in advance, so technically I am on schedule...the only that says I've got a 6-pager due today and a 30-pager due tomorrow that requires me to watch 10 hours of TV...aaaaand I haven't started either. And then an essay on a website on Friday.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9818
Posted: 4/6/05 at 3:45pm
Ewww.. That is not sounding like anyfun. 10 hours of tv? Watching what? and are these things that you can bullsh!t your way through?
Basically I'm asking how screwed are you at the moment, and should I be ignoring you in an attempt to help you stop hanging out??
Basically I'm asking how screwed are you at the moment, and should I be ignoring you in an attempt to help you stop hanging out??
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9819
Posted: 4/6/05 at 3:50pm
Very screwed, but no need to ignore me cuz I'm walking out the door now anyway and won't be back for another few hours.
Yay for procrastination and fresh air. I'm eyeing the pasta sitting on the counter and I need a cig stat.
Yay for procrastination and fresh air. I'm eyeing the pasta sitting on the counter and I need a cig stat.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9820
Posted: 4/6/05 at 3:55pm
Ok, well good luck.. I'll talk to you later..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9821
Posted: 4/6/05 at 6:37pm
anyone here?
it's finally 68 degrees out and SPRING! it's put me in a very good mood.
it's finally 68 degrees out and SPRING! it's put me in a very good mood.
#9822
Posted: 4/6/05 at 7:06pm
Hey Beka.. 68 degrees huh? well it's closer to 80 here
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9823
Posted: 4/6/05 at 7:22pm
Tiff!
Stop worrying about about what other people will think of you! Stop it now! Have you stopped yet? And stop reading signals that aren't there. I am sure your aunt meant nothing at all by that e-mail, and I am sure she will not care one way or the other, whether you are 500lb or 50lb. Do you think she's desperately trying to whip herself into shape in anticipation of meeting you? I doubt it. And do you really think she will even notice if you do shed a couple of pounds? NO! And will people accept you or judge you any more or less depending on how big your ass is? NO! Does your aunt look like Lucy Liu? NO! Will we love you any more if you lose some weight? NO! Does it really matter how much you weigh, in the grand scheme of things? NO! Are you going to stop this ridiculous dieting lark? NO! Er, I mean...YES! So get over it, stop caring what other people think of you, and instead concentrate on their flaws, instead of your own! So log off, go to the bakery and stock up on cream-cakes and baguettes! OK? GO!
*said with love*
*and a smidgeon of hate*
Stop worrying about about what other people will think of you! Stop it now! Have you stopped yet? And stop reading signals that aren't there. I am sure your aunt meant nothing at all by that e-mail, and I am sure she will not care one way or the other, whether you are 500lb or 50lb. Do you think she's desperately trying to whip herself into shape in anticipation of meeting you? I doubt it. And do you really think she will even notice if you do shed a couple of pounds? NO! And will people accept you or judge you any more or less depending on how big your ass is? NO! Does your aunt look like Lucy Liu? NO! Will we love you any more if you lose some weight? NO! Does it really matter how much you weigh, in the grand scheme of things? NO! Are you going to stop this ridiculous dieting lark? NO! Er, I mean...YES! So get over it, stop caring what other people think of you, and instead concentrate on their flaws, instead of your own! So log off, go to the bakery and stock up on cream-cakes and baguettes! OK? GO!
*said with love*
*and a smidgeon of hate*
Updated On: 4/6/05 at 07:22 PM
#9825
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:21pm
Tiff: The important thing is that you're comfortable with who you are. A crash diet isn't going to do anything but mess up your system. And there's nothing worse than having that see saw... So if your aunt says anything to you, you could comment on the bags underneath her eyes. Or that gravity hasn't been kind to her... Or grey really isn't her color.
Just be Tiffy.
Just be Tiffy.
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