Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 391

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 6:51pm

erotic dreams of baguettes yet, Tiffy? :)

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:09pm

Has the opportunity to get laid with a hot, rich, considerate man with a car

Is he old? If not what the hell is your issue..

See below.

Commitment-phobic & STD-phobic

That is a crock of SH*T!

Large assumption considering you don't know anything that's been going on in my love life for the last month and a half, hmm?

*eyes the one who hasn't gotten any play for over 6 years*

*smirks*

FYI, Brent My Future Husband And Lawyer Extraordinaire and I have been conversing on and off and he's asked me to go out with him. Multiple times. And I've turned him down. Multiple times. Forgive me if there's something about the "charm" of getting dumped post-coitus on my anniversary and then running off with my best friend that has made me leary of any males of the hetero variety. Not going through that again. Plus if by some miracles I do get into grad school, I don't need to be bogged down by someone else's baggage when I've got places to go and people to see. I'm not out to make friends. I my ambition.

I just need a one night stand. Or a firm baguette with mash potatoes to smear all over Brent's quivering skin. Or Maybe I'll call up my best friend Prince William and he'll Yorkshire my pudding.

Kissy, what on earth would make you say that? No carb wet dreams. Nosiree. None at all.

Updated On: 4/5/05 at 07:09 PM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:10pm

Why is that all in blue?
*now who's smirking*

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:12pm

well, you could have been dreaming about breadsticks and bagels...

[camerangel]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:13pm

All I was saying is that commitment is not a given and well there are ways to avoid stds.

And who hasn't gotten laid in 6 years??

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:14pm

I was twelve six years ago, sicko.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:16pm

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:17pm

[camerangel]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:17pm

Tiff, is this the same guy that gave you a ride home a while back?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:18pm

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:19pm

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:19pm

I love Willy.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:20pm

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:22pm

[camerangel]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:22pm

he's lucky that he didn't take after his father in appearance..

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:25pm

*ravages the bagettes, inserting in all orifices, and forgets all about slim Willy*

What's with all the balls by his head, Kissy? Are you trying to tell me something?

I actually tend to go more for Prince Harry, sans his swastika stupidity. He's got that fiercy bad boy red head charm. I just wouldn't give him the time of day (because, you know, that's on the horizon) because: 1) I can't date a boy named Harry and not giggle. *hee*; 2) Willy's gonna be next up on the thrown after Charles has an unfortunate arsenic accident, and I shall reign, HRH Queen Tiffany!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:28pm

just tempting you, Tiffy. Though I had a feeling you'd be more interestd in the baguettes instead...

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:31pm

Really - Harry over Wills? Nah...

[camerangel]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:33pm

is harry even legal yet??

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:34pm

I think Will is better looking, but Harry has that impish bad boy gleam.

Thanks a lot, Cookie. Now I'm craving a baguette. A nice, long warm...baguette. Is it sad that I'm hungering for carbs more than sex now?

By the way Ellie, weren't my posts on the "Who's U2?" thread awfully witty? Too bad Carl still doesn't want you.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:35pm

Awfully witty? Well, you're half right.

And of course Carl wants me! Although what have you done to deserve such a proposition? Didja drug him?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:38pm

A Miracle Drug perhaps? Hey, wait.

Kissy, more carb porn! And throw some pasta in while you're at it! With alfredo and foccacia. Then I'll be typing with ONE hand! *eats The Crumbs From Your Table*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 8:32pm

Harry is legal. He's about a month younger than I am.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 8:35pm

I thought he was born in September?

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/5/05 at 8:41pm

Or a month older. Something involving me, him, and a month (on the beach perhaps).