Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 391
#9752
Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:09pm
Has the opportunity to get laid with a hot, rich, considerate man with a car
Is he old? If not what the hell is your issue..
See below.
Commitment-phobic & STD-phobic
That is a crock of SH*T!
Large assumption considering you don't know anything that's been going on in my love life for the last month and a half, hmm?
*eyes the one who hasn't gotten any play for over 6 years*
*smirks*
FYI, Brent My Future Husband And Lawyer Extraordinaire and I have been conversing on and off and he's asked me to go out with him. Multiple times. And I've turned him down. Multiple times. Forgive me if there's something about the "charm" of getting dumped post-coitus on my anniversary and then running off with my best friend that has made me leary of any males of the hetero variety. Not going through that again. Plus if by some miracles I do get into grad school, I don't need to be bogged down by someone else's baggage when I've got places to go and people to see. I'm not out to make friends. I
my ambition.
I just need a one night stand. Or a firm baguette with mash potatoes to smear all over Brent's quivering skin. Or Maybe I'll call up my best friend Prince William and he'll Yorkshire my pudding.
Kissy, what on earth would make you say that? No carb wet dreams. Nosiree. None at all.
Is he old? If not what the hell is your issue..
See below.
Commitment-phobic & STD-phobic
That is a crock of SH*T!
Large assumption considering you don't know anything that's been going on in my love life for the last month and a half, hmm?
*eyes the one who hasn't gotten any play for over 6 years*
*smirks*
FYI, Brent My Future Husband And Lawyer Extraordinaire and I have been conversing on and off and he's asked me to go out with him. Multiple times. And I've turned him down. Multiple times. Forgive me if there's something about the "charm" of getting dumped post-coitus on my anniversary and then running off with my best friend that has made me leary of any males of the hetero variety. Not going through that again. Plus if by some miracles I do get into grad school, I don't need to be bogged down by someone else's baggage when I've got places to go and people to see. I'm not out to make friends. I
my ambition. I just need a one night stand. Or a firm baguette with mash potatoes to smear all over Brent's quivering skin. Or Maybe I'll call up my best friend Prince William and he'll Yorkshire my pudding.
Kissy, what on earth would make you say that? No carb wet dreams. Nosiree. None at all.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 4/5/05 at 07:09 PM
#9754
Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:12pm
well, you could have been dreaming about breadsticks and bagels...
#9755
Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:13pm
All I was saying is that commitment is not a given and well there are ways to avoid stds.
And who hasn't gotten laid in 6 years??
And who hasn't gotten laid in 6 years??
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9759
Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:17pm
Tiff, is this the same guy that gave you a ride home a while back?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9765
Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:22pm
he's lucky that he didn't take after his father in appearance..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9766
Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:25pm
*ravages the bagettes, inserting in all orifices, and forgets all about slim Willy*
What's with all the balls by his head, Kissy? Are you trying to tell me something?
I actually tend to go more for Prince Harry, sans his swastika stupidity. He's got that fiercy bad boy red head charm. I just wouldn't give him the time of day (because, you know, that's on the horizon) because: 1) I can't date a boy named Harry and not giggle. *hee*; 2) Willy's gonna be next up on the thrown after Charles has an unfortunate arsenic accident, and I shall reign, HRH Queen Tiffany!
What's with all the balls by his head, Kissy? Are you trying to tell me something?
I actually tend to go more for Prince Harry, sans his swastika stupidity. He's got that fiercy bad boy red head charm. I just wouldn't give him the time of day (because, you know, that's on the horizon) because: 1) I can't date a boy named Harry and not giggle. *hee*; 2) Willy's gonna be next up on the thrown after Charles has an unfortunate arsenic accident, and I shall reign, HRH Queen Tiffany!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9767
Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:28pm
just tempting you, Tiffy. Though I had a feeling you'd be more interestd in the baguettes instead...
#9769
Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:33pm
is harry even legal yet??
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9770
Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:34pm
I think Will is better looking, but Harry has that impish bad boy gleam.
Thanks a lot, Cookie. Now I'm craving a baguette. A nice, long warm...baguette. Is it sad that I'm hungering for carbs more than sex now?
By the way Ellie, weren't my posts on the "Who's U2?" thread awfully witty? Too bad Carl still doesn't want you.
Thanks a lot, Cookie. Now I'm craving a baguette. A nice, long warm...baguette. Is it sad that I'm hungering for carbs more than sex now?
By the way Ellie, weren't my posts on the "Who's U2?" thread awfully witty? Too bad Carl still doesn't want you.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9771
Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:35pm
Awfully witty? Well, you're half right.
And of course Carl wants me! Although what have you done to deserve such a proposition? Didja drug him?
And of course Carl wants me! Although what have you done to deserve such a proposition? Didja drug him?
#9772
Posted: 4/5/05 at 7:38pm
A Miracle Drug perhaps? Hey, wait.
Kissy, more carb porn! And throw some pasta in while you're at it! With alfredo and foccacia. Then I'll be typing with ONE hand! *eats The Crumbs From Your Table*
Kissy, more carb porn! And throw some pasta in while you're at it! With alfredo and foccacia. Then I'll be typing with ONE hand! *eats The Crumbs From Your Table*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9773
Posted: 4/5/05 at 8:32pm
Harry is legal. He's about a month younger than I am.
AKA Idina Pashmina
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#9774
Posted: 4/5/05 at 8:35pm
I thought he was born in September?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9775
Posted: 4/5/05 at 8:41pm
Or a month older. Something involving me, him, and a month (on the beach perhaps).
AKA Idina Pashmina
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
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