Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 394

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 2:35pm

*collapses on thread*

*sees floor underneath her weight bend and crumble*

*eats cement debris...low carb, right?*

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 2:40pm

Tiff how's it going? I am laying down in my bed right now, and I am supposed to meet my friends at 3pm to watch Law and Order, and then go to the gym, but all I want to do is sleep.



However, I need to fight the fat and go to the gym.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 2:45pm

Honey, it's almost 3pm! Which Law & Order are you watching? Isn't today Thursday? It's Apprentice/CSI/W&G/Without A Trace Day!


I hear ya on the going to the gym bit, although it's more like running on the treadmill for a while. (Wow, you know you're not exercising enough and you're spending too much time online when you actually type "threadmill" and don't realize it till the end.) I haven't actually slept yet - I've been sitting at my computer since yesterday evening and then got up from my chair at 8:20am. I look disgusting today.

Did you find out any good tips for dieting aside from smoking and snorting cocaine? I'm willing to try anything at this point, although do you think icing sugar will have the same effect as cocaine?



(Oh yeah, this is probably the part where I respond to Ellie's uncharacteristically nice post.)

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 2:54pm

Actually there were some great ideas I got. I am lactose intolerant and have IBS and acid reflux, so the cutting out of a lot of different foods, I think will just help me in the long run. I'm starting to eat more veggies and stuff, and cutting out the cheese (which is freakin hard for me b/c I love cheese, but not that hard since now I don't get sick.)


Also, drink lots of water, so that your pee is almost clear.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 2:58pm

*crying* i have cramps. someone make it stop. it huuuuurts.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 2:59pm

Also, drink lots of water, so that your pee is almost clear.

It's funny that you say that because I saw MEF write that on your thread and I got such a kick out of it. I already drink ridiculous amounts of water anyway (I get dehydrated really quickly and get nosebleeds if I'm not constantly drinking) so I always drink enough water that my stomach is permanently sloshy, so I take great pride in knowing that my pee is as clear as humanly possible! (Kind of like very diluted apple juice!)

Too bad about being lactose intolerant! It's strange about Atkins - milk is high in carbs, but because of the high fat content, then cheese is okay. So yesterday all I ate was salsa with melted cheese and zuccini in replacement of pasta. Really do consider it - zuccini doesn't have much taste so it doesn't overwhelm the sauce!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 3:00pm

*passes hanger*

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 3:05pm

thanks tiff... it's not ellie's rusty one is it?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 3:07pm

Well, it is, but there's still blood and lining crusties on the surface, so it's coated all the rust. You should be fine.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 3:12pm

eeewwwwww. i want a new hangar cause i'm spoiled like that.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 3:14pm

You want a "hangar"? Like an airplane hangar? Good lord, I knew you got around, but just how much space do you need??

[camerangel]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 3:15pm

Eww Gross..

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 3:17pm

shut up. i'm in pain here!

[BEKA531]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 4:23pm

GREEN DAY IS PLAYING AT GIANTS STADIUM!

now i just have to convince my parents to drive. unless one of you wants to come to NY and drive me??

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 5:55pm

Tiff: careful with the whole pee thing, especially with Atkins. Your higher intake of protein will make your system process amino acids more. The nitrogen groups increase, so your pee may look a little more yellow than usual. Not to mention, if you increase your intake of beta carotene (carrots), your pee will be yellow. Period...

When you're at the gym, hit the free weights! Cardio is necessary, but toning your muscle mass will increase your metabolism, which burns more fat...

Middy: Hot bath to help?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 6:39pm

Thanks for the tip, Kissy! I haven't been eating many carrots since there's starch in it, but I've definitely upped by protein intake. I suppose it doesn't help that my toilet bowl is yellow, huh? I figured if my pee didn't look darker than the ceramic, it must be pretty clear! Does it mean I need to up my water intake though? If I drink anymore water, I'd be a...I'd be a...I'd be a...person who drinks a lot of water.

*eyes treadmill which is 1.5 feet away* I should go for a jog.

*settles into chair*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 6:42pm

Beka, when is it? If I'm in NY, I'll totally go.

Tiff, AIM.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 6:45pm

*divs behind a sofa*

I ate too much salmon sashimi. I think I'm going to be sick. Naturally once you come on, I can sense the fish.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 6:45pm

This Board is so amazingly boring today...

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 6:46pm

Salmon sashimi...

*drools*

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 6:48pm

*drools with BST*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 6:51pm

How are you today, p_e?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 6:51pm

You're right, Doxy. It does seem dry today. *tsk tsk* That's what happens when BST and I cut down our time on here, what can I say?

<-- life of the par-tay!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 6:54pm

Ok, AIM please (not in a good mood. and i'll help you with your project)

And also, why no av?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 6:59pm

At Munku's bullying, I put one up of a male dance belt, and right now I'm in the process of finding something better. I can't choose between grotesque or pretty.