Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 392

#9776

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 8:47pm

Ooh, can I tag along? And leave you behind?

Queen Eleanor - has a nice ring to it, no?

#9777

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 8:50pm

Back off bitch, he wears swastikas for fun.




Queen EleaNotgonnahappen? Yeah.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9778

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 8:52pm

Oh, you're talking about Harry?

You can have him. Ugh.

I can be Queen Ellie with my hunk King Willy and his hunk King-size Willy, and you can be Princess Tiff with Prince Harry and his, er...*runs away*

#9779

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 8:58pm

You mean the bastard son, and likely love child between DiDi and James Hewitt? *spits*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9780

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 9:00pm

Huh? I thought you liked Harry...

Whatever, it's all moot. I've decied to take both Will and Harry. You can have James Hewitt. Or Prince Philip.

#9781

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 9:01pm

*steals both princes and runs*

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#9782

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 9:24pm

Hey,

Anyone miss me :3

#9783

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 10:57pm

Why do I get the funny feeling that I'm engaging in some form of S&M with Tiff with the pasta pic temptation?

Okay, you asked for it...

#9784

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 10:59pm

#9785

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 11:00pm

Tiff is a dominatrix.

*shudder*

#9786

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 11:01pm

#9787

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 11:04pm

She ain't one here...

Updated On: 4/5/05 at 11:04 PM

#9788

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 11:07pm

#9789

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 11:09pm

#9790

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 11:12pm

#9791

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 11:14pm

Oh, Ellie, I dinna think we've been introduced... I'm Cookie...

#9792

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 11:15pm

Hi Cookie! I'm Ellie! As you may have guessed.

Don't tell me you're an Atkins devotee too?

#9793

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 11:25pm

Heaven forbid! Diet is a four letter word I have trouble using... :)

I'm aware of what I eat, but I could NEVER give up carbs...

#9794

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 11:26pm

Nor could I.

Truth be told, I don't even know what a carb is.

But I like my food way too much, although you could never tell from my slim, gorgeous figure.

#9795

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 11:35pm

oh, if anyone knew how much I could (and do) eat, they'd be horrified. But you'd never know by looking at me...

you don't want me to go on a whole discourse on carbs, though, right? that would be a thread killer right there....

#9796

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/5/05 at 11:39pm

No carb-talk, please...I'll remain ignorant. Although...if it tempts Tiff back to normality...

Nah, she'll never be normal.

So, cookie, what did you eat today for example?

#9797

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/6/05 at 12:02am

let's see...

1 toasted whole wheat bagel with two egg whites and bacon.
1/2 quart of orange juice
3 bananas
1/2 cup smoked almonds
1 chocolate bar
grilled chicken pasta salad
1 Entemann's individual lemon pie
1/2 a container of tofu and syrup
pork and parsnip stirfry with rice

that's tame, by comparison to when I cook pasta, though... How about you, Ellie? what did you eat today?

#9798

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/6/05 at 12:05am

Well...

2 bowls of Honey Nut Cheerios
1 large glass of grapefruit juice
1 MarsBar
1 Chicken salad baguette
1 teensy Kinder bar
Lasange and baked potatoe
A tiny portion of cheesecake
Lots of milk

How do I rate Atkins-wise?

#9799

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/6/05 at 12:21am

You've sent Tiff into conniptions with all the carbs you've had... I congratulate you.

#9800

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/6/05 at 12:24am

Yay!

And now, I bid you a sleepy goodnight, dear cookie.
Make sure to come back and torture Tiff some more!