Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 396

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 7:53pm

*whips Doxy*

Enough out of you....

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 7:54pm

I v Doxy.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 7:54pm

Yes, Mistress Ellie.

Could you loosen the handcuffs, just a little? Please?
Updated On: 4/7/05 at 07:54 PM

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 7:57pm

A little help here Tiff...

Ellie's equipment is restricting blood flow...

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 7:57pm

Yeah, well I ♥ Doxy!

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 7:59pm

I <3 Doxy as well...
Updated On: 4/7/05 at 07:59 PM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:00pm

*whips Doxy with rusty chain*

ENOUGH, WHIPPERSNAPPER!

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:02pm

You can take away my freedom, but you can't take away my...

No! Don't even think about it!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:03pm

*brandishes chainsaw to Doxy's groin*

You were saying, my sweets?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:06pm

Saw away! He doesn't need it anyway!

*corner of mouth* It's okay, Doxy. It's reverse psychology.

Come ON! He's wait-ing!

*corner of mouth* Err...is she coming closer?

Don't worry, love, I'll buy you a cucumber!

*waves good bye* I need sleep!

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:06pm

Ellie.

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake...THAT ASS!

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:07pm

Buy me a cucumber, but don't let her get my jewels!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:09pm

*waves goodbye to Tiff*

Alone at last, Doxy...

*molests Doxy*

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:09pm

Is that you, Michael Jackson?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:10pm

Call me Pan, Peter Pan...

*fiddle*

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:11pm

Stay away from my Never Never Land!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:13pm

Here, have some Diet Coke...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:14pm

You mean Jesus Juice.


Oops!

*zzzzz*

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:15pm

*drinks hurriedly*

What's in the Punch? It's delicious!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:18pm

Uh-oh, Tiff's back...quick, drink down that cola, Doxy...now wait over there in that sleeping bag, while I get rid of this pesky intruder.

Meh, she'd never be called to testify anyway, who'd put that on the stand?

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:20pm

*drags himself toward the sleeping bag, fearful for his jewels*

What was in that Punch? Thick and salty, yet refreshing...

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:21pm

Dunno...Tiff prepared it. Must have been hard work too, I heard a lot of panting and groaning. *shrug* Glad you liked it.

Now roll over.
Updated On: 4/7/05 at 08:21 PM

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:22pm

uh, why? You're a girl...

Remember, I've gotta have a reason to struggle!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:23pm

I still have that cucumber!

And oh, of course, I'm a girl...

*cue Crying Game theme*

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:24pm

Do you enjoy being a girl?