Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 396

#9876

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/7/05 at 7:53pm

*whips Doxy*

Enough out of you....

#9877

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/7/05 at 7:54pm

I v Doxy.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9878

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/7/05 at 7:54pm

Yes, Mistress Ellie.

Could you loosen the handcuffs, just a little? Please?

Updated On: 4/7/05 at 07:54 PM

#9879

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/7/05 at 7:57pm

A little help here Tiff...

Ellie's equipment is restricting blood flow...

#9880

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/7/05 at 7:57pm

Yeah, well I ♥ Doxy!

#9881

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/7/05 at 7:59pm

I <3 Doxy as well...

Updated On: 4/7/05 at 07:59 PM

#9882

Gripe....Groan

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:00pm

*whips Doxy with rusty chain*

ENOUGH, WHIPPERSNAPPER!

#9883

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:02pm

You can take away my freedom, but you can't take away my...

No! Don't even think about it!

#9884

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:03pm

*brandishes chainsaw to Doxy's groin*

You were saying, my sweets?

#9885

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:06pm

Saw away! He doesn't need it anyway!

*corner of mouth* It's okay, Doxy. It's reverse psychology.

Come ON! He's wait-ing!

*corner of mouth* Err...is she coming closer?

Don't worry, love, I'll buy you a cucumber!

*waves good bye* I need sleep!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9886

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:06pm

Ellie.

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake...THAT ASS!

#9887

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:07pm

Buy me a cucumber, but don't let her get my jewels!

#9888

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:09pm

*waves goodbye to Tiff*

Alone at last, Doxy...

*molests Doxy*

#9889

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:09pm

Is that you, Michael Jackson?

#9890

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:10pm

Call me Pan, Peter Pan...

*fiddle*

#9891

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:11pm

Stay away from my Never Never Land!

#9892

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:13pm

Here, have some Diet Coke...

#9893

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:14pm

You mean Jesus Juice.


Oops!

*zzzzz*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9894

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:15pm

*drinks hurriedly*

What's in the Punch? It's delicious!

#9895

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:18pm

Uh-oh, Tiff's back...quick, drink down that cola, Doxy...now wait over there in that sleeping bag, while I get rid of this pesky intruder.

Meh, she'd never be called to testify anyway, who'd put that on the stand?

#9896

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:20pm

*drags himself toward the sleeping bag, fearful for his jewels*

What was in that Punch? Thick and salty, yet refreshing...

#9897

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:21pm

Dunno...Tiff prepared it. Must have been hard work too, I heard a lot of panting and groaning. *shrug* Glad you liked it.

Now roll over.

Updated On: 4/7/05 at 08:21 PM

#9898

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:22pm

uh, why? You're a girl...

Remember, I've gotta have a reason to struggle!

#9899

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:23pm

I still have that cucumber!

And oh, of course, I'm a girl...

*cue Crying Game theme*

#9900

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:24pm

Do you enjoy being a girl?