Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 397

#9901

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:26pm

Of course!!

Just ignore that large bulge in my knicker-area, it's none of your concern.

#9902

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:27pm

nooooooooo! at least if you're a guy you don't have to deal with cramps on a monthly basis! someone please put me out of my misery!

#9903

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:27pm

Well you better get busy with that Cucumber...

I was worried you were going to try and use your furry Cocktrap...

#9904

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:30pm

doxy... be nice! or i'll let ellie have her way with you.

#9905

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:30pm

How true, middy. *sigh* At least we don't have to shave every day. Most of us, anyway. *stokes unruly beard*

Now, where was I, Doxy? Something about a chainsaw and a cucumber? Ah yes...

*slices up cucumber and makes Doxy a sandwich*

#9906

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:31pm

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

*spits out sandwich*


I SPECIFICALLY SAID NO BUTTER!

#9907

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:32pm

ellie! make it stop hurting!

#9908

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:34pm

Doxy, how dare you spit out the food I have so lovingly prepared for you?

Now you've made me mad!!!!!

*hops on plane to Poland, s&m kit in hand*

#9909

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:35pm

*curls up into a ball and cries since no one's noticing me anyway*

#9910

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:37pm

Aw, Middy!

Have a hot water bottle!

*hands Middy hot water bottle*

*albeit an empty one*

#9911

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:44pm

Excuse me? Since when has period pain ever compared to poor quality sandwiches?!?!?!

#9912

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:46pm

*ahem!*

#9913

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:49pm

*makes Doxy poor quality period sandwich*

Now eat it down like a good little boy...you like ketchup, don't you??

*cackles*

#9914

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:51pm

1. It's called Tomato Sauce
2. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

#9915

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:52pm

Eat!!

And when you're done with that, I shall make you a Nutella sandwich.

*caresses bowels*

#9916

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:53pm

May I reinforce my point?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

#9917

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:58pm

Period Sandwich....

EW.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#9918

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:58pm

I just got back from my acting school - Liza Minnelli gave a talk. SHE IS FABULOUS. Not only was she funny and interesting and fabulous to watch, but she signed everyone's programs after the talk.

#9919

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 8:58pm

How 'bout some ketchup, sorry, tomato sauce, and Nutella combined?? Would Doxy like that??

I could make a delicious soup that would warm the cockles of your heart...

#9920

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 9:03pm

b_s_t, in a better mood?

I love Liza, Shub! I'm so jealous! Did she mention Arrested Development?

Updated On: 4/7/05 at 09:03 PM

#9921

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 9:34pm

#9922

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 9:41pm

Ellie, not so much.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#9923

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 9:42pm

*wary hug*

#9924

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 9:51pm

thanks hon.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#9925

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 11:56pm

Tiff: Stop being mean to Ellie... Not as if she'll listen to me...