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Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 398

Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread

Ellie3
#9925GROAN
Posted: 4/7/05 at 11:58pm

Thanks cookie! She's so mean. GROAN I mean, honestly, what have I ever done or said to her? GROAN

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kissmycookie
#9926GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:03am

well, Atkins does tend to make people more aggressive.. then again, Tiff was like this before...

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Type_A_Tiff
#9927GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 1:55am

*ribs off Kissy's calf, shakes some salt & pepper, and devours, pressing the Mute button to hide the screams*

Aggressive? What?


"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

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broadway_star_tomorrow
#9928GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 1:57am

And how's our little narcoleptic today?


AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

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midnghtdolphin
#9929GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 3:08am

THANK GOD FOR MIDOL!

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camerangel
#9930GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:14am

Why the Hell am I up at this hour???

**grumble**


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

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kissmycookie
#9931GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 10:43am

oh, so that's what was humping my leg?

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camerangel
#9932GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 10:58am

sorry Cookie, I just can't help myself.. since when did you refer to it as a leg?? I mean yes you are well endowed but a leg dear??


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

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kissmycookie
#9933GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 11:06am

oh was that you cammy on the other leg? I was also referring to Tiff gnawing at something... I mean, I know the baguettes are getting her all hot and bothered, but seriously....

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camerangel
#9934GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 11:19am

I thought that was you, maybe I was still drunk..

**wonders who she ravaged this morning**


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

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kissmycookie
#9935GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 11:21am

was I drunk when I was being ravaged by you?

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camerangel
#9936GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 11:23am

I dont know.. I mean you say tiff was gnawing on your leg, Hell she admits to gnawing on your leg and she wasn't there when I was doing the ravaging.. so I'm thinking it was someone else.. I wonder who that amazing stranger was..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

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ShbrtAlley44
#9937GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 11:58am

Anyone here?

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camerangel
#9938GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:00pm

depends on what you consider to be anyone..

long time no talk Shub..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

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ShbrtAlley44
#9939GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:06pm

Hi Cammie!

What's going on?

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paradox_error
#9940GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:12pm

Am I someone?

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ShbrtAlley44
#9941GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:12pm

Of course, darling. How's your walking?

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paradox_error
#9942GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:13pm

Slow and Steady...

I'm hoping I'm winning the race!

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ShbrtAlley44
#9943GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:14pm

Of course you are. When do you go back home?

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paradox_error
#9944GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:15pm

September...

Ages away!

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ShbrtAlley44
#9945GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:23pm

Wow hehe.

I'll be back later, guys. Gotta get ready for class.

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camerangel
#9946GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 5:03pm

I'm guessing no one is here right now..

**looks around, wanders away**

Randomly why did this song have to come on the radio now? **grumble**


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

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Type_A_Tiff
#9947GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 5:21pm

*squeezes stomach so belly button opens and closes like a flap and appears to talk*

*mumble* "Hewwo. This is Tiff's belly button. She wants me to let you all know that thanks to all four servings of her ham & zuccini alfredo lunch she just consumed, she's got more cream in her stomach than Ellie3 can produce when having pretend sex with Billie Joe."


"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

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camerangel
#9948GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 5:25pm

such stunning imagery Tiff.. It sounds like you are beyond pleasantly full and hitting the over full point.. How are you other than that?


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

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Type_A_Tiff
#9949GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 5:28pm

I've got to think of a topic to do with new information technology, find 12 sources and create a website about this topic within the next 9 hours and 34 minutes. I'd vomit, but burping alone already forces my throat to reverse the peristalsis and return up my zuccini and alfredo sauce.


"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

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