Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 398

#9926

GROAN

Posted: 4/7/05 at 11:58pm

Thanks cookie! She's so mean. I mean, honestly, what have I ever done or said to her?

#9927

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:03am

well, Atkins does tend to make people more aggressive.. then again, Tiff was like this before...

#9928

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 1:55am

*ribs off Kissy's calf, shakes some salt & pepper, and devours, pressing the Mute button to hide the screams*

Aggressive? What?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9929

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 1:57am

And how's our little narcoleptic today?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#9930

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 3:08am

THANK GOD FOR MIDOL!

#9931

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:14am

Why the Hell am I up at this hour???

**grumble**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#9932

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 10:43am

oh, so that's what was humping my leg?

#9933

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 10:58am

sorry Cookie, I just can't help myself.. since when did you refer to it as a leg?? I mean yes you are well endowed but a leg dear??

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#9934

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 11:06am

oh was that you cammy on the other leg? I was also referring to Tiff gnawing at something... I mean, I know the baguettes are getting her all hot and bothered, but seriously....

#9935

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 11:19am

I thought that was you, maybe I was still drunk..

**wonders who she ravaged this morning**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#9936

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 11:21am

was I drunk when I was being ravaged by you?

#9937

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 11:23am

I dont know.. I mean you say tiff was gnawing on your leg, Hell she admits to gnawing on your leg and she wasn't there when I was doing the ravaging.. so I'm thinking it was someone else.. I wonder who that amazing stranger was..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#9938

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 11:58am

Anyone here?

#9939

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:00pm

depends on what you consider to be anyone..

long time no talk Shub..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#9940

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:06pm

Hi Cammie!

What's going on?

#9941

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:12pm

Am I someone?

#9942

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:12pm

Of course, darling. How's your walking?

#9943

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:13pm

Slow and Steady...

I'm hoping I'm winning the race!

#9944

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:14pm

Of course you are. When do you go back home?

#9945

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:15pm

September...

Ages away!

#9946

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:23pm

Wow hehe.

I'll be back later, guys. Gotta get ready for class.

#9947

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 5:03pm

I'm guessing no one is here right now..

**looks around, wanders away**

Randomly why did this song have to come on the radio now? **grumble**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#9948

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 5:21pm

*squeezes stomach so belly button opens and closes like a flap and appears to talk*

*mumble* "Hewwo. This is Tiff's belly button. She wants me to let you all know that thanks to all four servings of her ham & zuccini alfredo lunch she just consumed, she's got more cream in her stomach than Ellie3 can produce when having pretend sex with Billie Joe."

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9949

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 5:25pm

such stunning imagery Tiff.. It sounds like you are beyond pleasantly full and hitting the over full point.. How are you other than that?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#9950

GROAN

Posted: 4/8/05 at 5:28pm

I've got to think of a topic to do with new information technology, find 12 sources and create a website about this topic within the next 9 hours and 34 minutes. I'd vomit, but burping alone already forces my throat to reverse the peristalsis and return up my zuccini and alfredo sauce.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell