Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#9927GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 1:55am
*ribs off Kissy's calf, shakes some salt & pepper, and devours, pressing the Mute button to hide the screams*
Aggressive? What?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9930GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:14am
Why the Hell am I up at this hour???
**grumble**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9932GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 10:58am
sorry Cookie, I just can't help myself.. since when did you refer to it as a leg?? I mean yes you are well endowed but a leg dear??
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9934GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 11:19am
I thought that was you, maybe I was still drunk..
**wonders who she ravaged this morning**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9936GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 11:23amI dont know.. I mean you say tiff was gnawing on your leg, Hell she admits to gnawing on your leg and she wasn't there when I was doing the ravaging.. so I'm thinking it was someone else.. I wonder who that amazing stranger was..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9938GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:00pm
depends on what you consider to be anyone..
long time no talk Shub..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9946GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 5:03pm
I'm guessing no one is here right now..
**looks around, wanders away**
Randomly why did this song have to come on the radio now? **grumble**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9947GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 5:21pm
*squeezes stomach so belly button opens and closes like a flap and appears to talk*
*mumble* "Hewwo. This is Tiff's belly button. She wants me to let you all know that thanks to all four servings of her ham & zuccini alfredo lunch she just consumed, she's got more cream in her stomach than Ellie3 can produce when having pretend sex with Billie Joe."
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9948GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 5:25pm
such stunning imagery Tiff.. It sounds like you are beyond pleasantly full and hitting the over full point.. How are you other than that?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9949GROAN
Posted: 4/8/05 at 5:28pmI've got to think of a topic to do with new information technology, find 12 sources and create a website about this topic within the next 9 hours and 34 minutes. I'd vomit, but burping alone already forces my throat to reverse the peristalsis and return up my zuccini and alfredo sauce.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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