Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
*ribs off Kissy's calf, shakes some salt & pepper, and devours, pressing the Mute button to hide the screams*
Aggressive? What?
Why the Hell am I up at this hour???
**grumble**
sorry Cookie, I just can't help myself.. since when did you refer to it as a leg?? I mean yes you are well endowed but a leg dear??
I thought that was you, maybe I was still drunk..
**wonders who she ravaged this morning**
I dont know.. I mean you say tiff was gnawing on your leg, Hell she admits to gnawing on your leg and she wasn't there when I was doing the ravaging.. so I'm thinking it was someone else.. I wonder who that amazing stranger was..
depends on what you consider to be anyone..
long time no talk Shub..
I'm guessing no one is here right now..
**looks around, wanders away**
Randomly why did this song have to come on the radio now? **grumble**
*squeezes stomach so belly button opens and closes like a flap and appears to talk*
*mumble* "Hewwo. This is Tiff's belly button. She wants me to let you all know that thanks to all four servings of her ham & zuccini alfredo lunch she just consumed, she's got more cream in her stomach than Ellie3 can produce when having pretend sex with Billie Joe."
such stunning imagery Tiff.. It sounds like you are beyond pleasantly full and hitting the over full point.. How are you other than that?
I've got to think of a topic to do with new information technology, find 12 sources and create a website about this topic within the next 9 hours and 34 minutes. I'd vomit, but burping alone already forces my throat to reverse the peristalsis and return up my zuccini and alfredo sauce.
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