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#11876

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 8:16pm

But you're openminded. That's what matters!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#11877

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 8:25pm

That will be Rath's mantra until we're finished eating and the bill is paid for at Nobu. We'll convince you you're open-minded. Just you wait.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#11878

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 8:27pm

Hey Tiff - that audition today? they just called. I'm not right for that particular project.

So they're hiring me for another one. :)

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#11879

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 8:31pm

Well, at least someone's willing to give me a break, you wench! *raspberry*

Congrats, Rath!

But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

#11880

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 8:33pm

(I figured I'd give you the reaction you were hoping for.)

Yay for you! What's your new project?

#11881

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 8:35pm

It's this program where they hire Broadway/opera professionals to go into the schools, where the kids write songs for characters in books they're reading, and then we perform them.

Apparently I'm a "Broadway/opera professional." Who knew?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#11882

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 8:38pm

That's cute! So are you playing the part of the witch in Hansel & Gretel or the big bad wolf?

When do you start? Sounds like a good gig! (Assuming you like kids.)

#11883

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 8:42pm

I looooove little girls!!

Right, Ellie?

*rubs hands together*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#11884

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 8:51pm

"Little", figuratively or literally speaking?

In other words, am I safe?

(Reading between the lines, I don't wanna be. Take me instead, Raaaath!)

#11885

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 8:57pm

You're all "little girls" to me.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#11886

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:09pm

Where the hell is Goldilocks?? Did she tire of us so quickly?

(Is it sad that you, Nic and me have been online since at least 3pmEST today, and this is what we're lingering around for?)

#11887

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:10pm

Who's Goldilocks?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#11888

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:12pm

Hey, I've been quasi-productive! I knocked off a couple of chapters and some other articles, and searched around on-line to type up a project proposal. For being around on BWW for so long, I managed to get some SH*T done! *pats self on back*

Was Ellie supposed to pop in, or are you just assuming she's bound to show up sometime?

#11889

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:19pm

Okay, I don't remember you as a blonde.

As far as I know, we're just assuming Ellie will show at some point.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#11890

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:27pm

Goldilocks is my nicer term for Ellie, when I'm not calling her any other names of an appropriately derogatory manner.

And we don't actually know if she'll show up...maybe she's just taking a break from the boards today. I'm sure once she comes on and sees what a fuss we've made over waiting for her possible arrival, she'll never let us live it down though.

(JFTR, Ellie, I didn't care if you liked sushi or not - your lascivious behavior between my thighs has told me all I needed to know - this was all Rath's well-intentioned doing.)

#11891

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:29pm

Ellie's been between your thighs?! And I didn't hear about it?!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#11892

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:34pm

You didn't hear it because her face was muffled and she wasn't very good, is all.

#11893

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:35pm

Fanfare please, Ellie is here!

#11894

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:37pm

#11895

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:39pm

About freakin time, missy.

Are you up for Nobu or not?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#11896

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:43pm

Nobu is fine!

I'm not as selfishly demanding as you seem to think, y'know.
I guess I'll bring a packed lunch, or something.

Nah, seriously - it's all good!

#11897

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:46pm

Thank God, since we waited like 12 hours for that answer. Lucky for you it was the right one!!

I'm going to call you Elspeth from now on - for some reason, you remind me of an evil doll from a book I loved as a child...

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#11898

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:49pm

Yay! Rath, make that reservation, will ya? Woohoo! Nobu! Nobu! I'm eating at Nobu! *happy dance*

*throws a bagged ham & cheese at Ellie*

#11899

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:51pm

Ellie is really Elspeth abbreviated! (Okay, so it's Eleanor.)

I only skimmed through the inane drivel the two of you posted...what's the big deal about Nobu? Is sushi really that good?

#11900

Two more weeks!

Posted: 9/26/05 at 9:52pm

Oh I know you didn't just call conversation about Nobu inane...come over here!!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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