Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#175re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:33pm
Allie, you are without competition the coolest chick on the maritimes. (Mainly because none of the yanks know what the maritimes are.
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Ellie, I adore the new avatar.
Hey, there's some minor angst--so I was having lunch with a friend of mine today, someone I was planning on seeing U2 with. She doesn't know that I've got my finger in another pie, so to speak, in case another friend can get me tickets if I can't get tickets. Anyway, so she said, "I'll let you plan this since you're the one so excited about it." and she said to one of her friends having lunch with us who I don't really know, in separate conversation, "Tiff has an obsessive personality. Really."
Should I be offended and/or ditch her for U2?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#176re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:34pm
tiff, YES.
of course, i'm in an especially b(tchy mood right now.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#177re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:34pm
Ditch her! damn.. you seem to attract jerks!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#178re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:35pmTotally. B*tches deserve to be ignored.
#179re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:36pm
Umm wrong thread for that statement monkey.. hahah
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#180re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:37pm
See, the thing is she didn't mean it in a mean way, but it pisses me off because then it implies that I've got less of a life than her. Bitch is taking 3 courses per semester, on academic probation, and will graduate after menopause has kicked in! If I've got an obsessive personality (I prefer "Type A"), at least it's getting me somewhere!!
*genuine harumph*
But I can't ditch her if I can't get tickets through my other friends, right? It just pisses me off that she expects me to do all the work to get her tickets to the hottest concert in Vancouver! Then again, she also said she's willing to pay whatever it costs.....
*torn* What do you think?
*still harumphing*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#181re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:38pmTiff, I'm sure she didn't mean that obsessive personality thing nastily, so I'd say leave her be on that front..but not excited about U2??? Not only should you ditch her, you should take her money and get her tickets to see Celine (or someone)!
#182re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:39pm
Not cool b*tches, Cam. Mean ones.
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#183re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:39pmQuick question: How does one acquire the title of "B*tch of Eastwick"?
#184re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:41pm
there will be an internship program.
details will be decided soon.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#185re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:41pm
Ahh, well ****.. the concert is important..
Allie~it's a whole long process.. there are tests and initations, hazing..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#186re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:42pmI would also like to become a b*tch of Eastwick.......
#187re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:42pm
i smell like peaches.
it's because i am wearing a peach body spray.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#188re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:43pmGood call.
#189re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:44pm
do you taste like peaches??
**licks back of BST's hand**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#190re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:44pmI got some really nice smelling body spray for Christmas. I just want to spray it everywhere, like that Febreeze stuff.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#191re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:44pm
Hey Allie, Monkey, how about we set up our own bitches club??
How about Roald Dahl's The Bitches? We won't need a thread to declare our bitchosity, of course, we're above that.
#192re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:45pmSounds hot to me. Will there be gang fights?
#193re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:45pm
Pah, when one bitch group is versus the other, there's hair pulling, scratching, broken nails...it gets very ugly.
Okay people, help me vote! Do I or do I not ditch this girl's ass?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#194re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:46pmWhat does your gut tell you?
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#196re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:47pmMy gut tells me if I can't trust my online buddies, who CAN i trust?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#197re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:48pm
OK, scratch that rival club idea...*continues clawing at the cool Eastwick club*
Tiff - not yet! She may be of further use to you! Until then, keep up the pretence. And do you really ditch friends so easily?? You really are a bitch! (In a good way!)
#198re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:49pmBut.....but....we were so cool....for like, 20 seconds.
#199re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:49pm
I would drop her like a hot potatoe, but that's me..
but remember my theory..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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