Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#150re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 8:38pmAww I'm sorry.. I miss it too..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#151re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:48pm
*knocks on thread door*
Can I come in, please??
I know I'm not a bitch like you three evil creatures (I'm far too pure), but isn't there room for lil ol' me?
*readies battering ram*
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#152re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:49pmHey, if I can come in, surely my lovely vowel twin is welcome!
#153re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:50pmG'evening, little sis. How goes it today?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#154re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:58pm
*sighs impatiently, tapping foot*
*wanders out*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#155re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:59pm
Ellie dear, been waiting for you to show up..
good you brought the battering ram, we're gonna need it.. we will be assulting guid's soon
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#156re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:59pm
Hey Allie! And I am lovely, aren't I? Well so are you!
And Tiff, I am OK today, if rather woozy...ever spend $8 on cheesecake and eat it all yourself, in one sitting? And then want more? So go out and get some more? And then eat it?
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#157re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:00pmAssault? Haven't done that in awhile. Mind if I tag along?
#158re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:02pm
but of course.. the more the merrier.. he's been a naughty boy, huh Tiffy
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#159re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:06pmWoohoo! So, uh, what'd he do?
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#160re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:07pmWhat's the rascal been up to now?
#161re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:08pmQuite the naughty boy. He's flirting with everyone but his now-former wifey! *pout*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#162re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:10pm
and he started an appreciation thread for the "coolest" girls on the west coast.. it did not by the way include anyone here..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#163re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:12pmMen. Flirting's one thing, but appreciation threads? That's a whole other can of worms.
#164re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:16pmkill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....kill me now....
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#165re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:16pm
oh yes, it is indeed.. and then to leave off some very high level B*tches from that list of coolest west coasters
bad move
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#166re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:17pm
Just reading back over the thread...wow, Tiff! I feel like flying up to Vancouver to shake some sense into your moronic parents!!
WHY *smack* CAN'T *smack* Y0U *smack* SEE *smack* WHAT *smack* A *smack* F*CKIN' *smack* FABULOUS *smack* DAUGHTER *smack* YOU *smack* HAVE!
Gee, sorry Mr.& Mrs.Tiff, please don't call the cops! *flees*
I'm so sorry, Tiff.
#167re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:20pmThanks Ellie. *head drops* They're watching L&O SVU right now. I sat down to watch it as well, and they said, "Don't you have something better to do? Like studying? It's because of your bad time management skills and procrastination that you........" and at that point I walked outta the room.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#168re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:20pm
well she can always come to Cali..
Gah!! I'm sooo sorry BST.. Anything I can do?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#169re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:21pm
Whoa, Ellie. Calm down a bit...
If I was a West Coaster, I'd be very upset as well. Well, I'm upset for you!
PS:I know I'm the coolest Maritimer around!
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#171re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:23pmellie...i love that you refer to them as mr and mrs tiff.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#172re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:25pmTiff, if I was in Canada, I'd be slapping some sense into them.
#173re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:28pm
'rents are jerks.. Gah.. kill them all..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#174re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/25/05 at 10:31pm
Totally. *sigh*
I'm pretty miffed at mine right now, too.
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