Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5- Page 34

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 12:50am

Tiff - you working on the film this weekend?

I got me a nice shiney new haircut today - hid all of the grey and everything.

I am ready to hit the town.

Just call me Your Sassy Hagness!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 12:54am

Oooh, sounds sexy, YWIW!

I am working on a film this weekend. In fact, my call time is 6am tomorrow. It's Chaos Theory, that one with Ryan Reynolds, Stuart Townsend, Sarah Chalke and Emily Mortimer. I pray to God that Charlize Theron isn't on set, because my ego couldn't take me being within meters of her. And I pray to God that Alanis Morisette isn't on set because I would probably start to cry - she was my idol of the '90s.

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 12:58am

May I join this thread for a while, my vein is starting to pop out on my forehead right now.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:01am

Welcome aboard Jane.

Hey tiff, maybe from now on I will go by your Sassy Hagness - reminds me of that SNL sketch where they went "sassy."

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:03am

Welcome, Jane! Are you as old as you are fat?

YWIW, Sassy Hagness it is!

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:04am

Thanks, YWIW. what style is your hair cut in now? (how's that for banal)

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:05am

Tiff, I'm even fatter than I'm old.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:06am

Pretty short - but with some length on top - almost kind of like the old Demi cut from Ghost, but with a bit more layering.

Banal back at you.

Want to know even more silly -

My two cats keep finding ways to get their collars/tags off. I find them in the oddest places!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:08am

Do you have more years to you than inches, Jane? That's the ultimate test.

Oooh, Demi in Ghost was her prime!

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:10am

I simply LOVED that demi-do! I'm so envious of you guys with straight hair. Lucky you!

TIff, today I decided once again to try to lay off so much sugar. I threw out the rest of my 50% off candy

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:12am

You've got, what, flaming red curly hair? I'm not exactly pitying you!!

Can you believe it, I haven't been to a store in over a week - I have yet to purchase any discounted V-Day candy. What a crime. I won't get my chance either. I'm on set all day tomorrow.

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:13am

You know you want to buy my over priced fund raiser candy bars! Only a dollar!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:14am

It's only a buck for those fundraiser chocolates? We pay $3-$4!

And JFTR, that was 1/3 posts for you. Make your 2/3 more worthwhile.

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:18am

Haha, well I think I'm like the only person that sells my candy at the price they should. Most kids I know just pocket the extra money, unless their school specifically tells them to charge more. (I can't really think of many schools that do that.) 10 bars left...I managed to get through 78 of the 88 bars that way. I just don't want to look at them. Since I have eaten a good 10 bags of candy myself, and I'm getting chunky. o_0

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:18am

If only the rest of me looked like Demi in that movie.

Acutally, I am pretty lucky, I have hair that can go long or short!

And, I too have stayed away from the VD candy - my 'ege battle is hard enough without stacking the deck against my thighs and behind!

6:00 am tomorrow Tiff, sounds like it may be an early night for you.

Jane, you can help judge Marlene's posts. So far, 0 for 3.

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:20am

You know, I don't appreciate the iniation process. Can't I just get my daddy to send you all a check or something?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:22am

That is two down.

But Tiff, she does get at least 1/2 credit for finding Curly's other boot.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:22am

I'm about to hop into the shower. Ideally I'll be in bed by 11 and out of bed by 4.

Marlene, answer these questions. In all honestly.

1. Who is your political role model and why? If you don't have a political role model, why is that?

2. What do you think is the biggest problem in the American legal system?

3. Current pop culture - thoughts.

4. Iraq - a country in turmoil, or a cute four-letter term that, phonetically, could be referring to your breasts?

5. 4 people who've inspired you.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:23am

4. - hahahaha.

But I thought that was myraq?

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:25am

Ok, here goes. I didn't quite understand anything Marlene said in that other thread.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:26am

Sassy Hagness and...Jane2...(what is your B*tches christening name going to be?) - those two posts have me guffawing.

And I'm serious, Marlene. Answer those to the best of your ability. If you provide another flouncy answer, I'll genuinely be mad, and you'll understand WHY we want an adult thread/board.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:29am

Jane, I hate to abandon you to the masses, but I am off for the night. It has been a long week.

Have a nice night all.

YWIW,

Now known as Your Sassy Haganess!

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:31am

ok, I understand. I'm the only one who can sleep in! later!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:33am

Lucky, Jane! What's your christened B*tch name??

And I hope we get an insightful about-face from Marlene waiting on this thread in the morning!

Off for my shower now.

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:34am

What's your Christened B*name?