Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5- Page 35

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:36am

*blink* Queen B*tch. Same with Cam. But that's because we started this thing. And YWIW is Your Hagness - now, Your Sassy Hagness - because she embraces her old haggy self. So that one's taken from you. I think your immense girth should be factored into your name.

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:37am

ok, I'll need a little time to think about this. Fat people are slow moving, you know.

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:38am

Ok, hows Miss Elephantina? Missella for short.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:38am

Except for your heart. It pumps twice as fast to keep up with your exponentially growing width.

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:42am

Tiff, read my last post, we posted at the same time.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:46am

Oooh, Elephantina is pretty! What if people mistake it for Elphaba and think you're trying to be a Wicklynite though?

Maybe Miss Snufflelufagina?

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:49am

No ,let it be Missella, one word!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:51am

I like Missella. It's a keeper!

And now, Missy, I'm off to take a shower (as I've been trying to do for the last 30 minutes ). G'night!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 1:54am

Tiff, shower already, I had to check back in because I smelled something funky all the way down here in LA.

Missella - it has got a nice ring to it.

Night Beyotches.

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 2:20am

Why do I feel as if I should be sleeping, instead of debating whether I should reinact a scene near the end of that terrible movie, Daredevil, with the reporter?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 11:29pm

Hello, Hello . . . is this thing on?

Evening all.

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 11:32pm

Hi hon, I mentioned you in my last post on the new adult board thread.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 11:35pm

I saw, and I was honored.

I gave up following that thread, because it all became pretty redundant.

How is your evening Missella?

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 11:44pm

I just got home, sassy. I worked the matinee, 6pm show, and 8pm show. I was at the theatre all day! I'm happy to be here relaxing and shootin' the breeze with you!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 11:48pm

That wench on the other thread (and no Marlene, I am not talking about you) gets on my last nerve.

I once said the only way to discourage obnoxious posters is to ignore them - so I am trying . . .

I did errands today, and spoiled my two kids. Nothing too exciting. I am sure you have told others, but where to you work? I was going to say live theater, but with that schedule, I am thinking it might be something else.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 11:50pm

I have Cab, and am not afraid to drink it - so we are even!

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 11:52pm

yeah, I work in an off broadway theatre here in the city.

Cab-what is that? am I stupid for not knowing?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 11:55pm

Now that is a drink I have never tried. Though I did have a key lime Martini once. It was surpisingly good.

Trader Joe's has a wine called Black Mountain "Fat Cat" Cabernet. I buy it because for the money, it is a great deal, and my two fat cats like the title!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 11:57pm

*collapse*

*blink* *blink*

I'm exhausted and it seems like this place has had its share of fun without me today!

Oh yeah, and someone has TOTALLY lost their marbles. Not present company, but someone from this thread. What the hell.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/18/06 at 11:59pm

Me?

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/19/06 at 12:00am

I knew Tiffifat would get here eventually! hi

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/19/06 at 12:00am

Not you, Shub. You didn't have any marbles to begin with! (Especially considering some of your dating choices! ----Oooooh.----)

Hi Missella!

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/19/06 at 12:02am

Hisssssss.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/19/06 at 12:02am

Missella is very similar to Miss Ellie. As in Ellie3. *sobs*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/19/06 at 12:03am

*cries* Ellieeeeee!!!

Shub, did you miss your rabies shot?

I've got something interesting to post. I've already sent it to Jane. But I've been awake for 17 hours and I'm cranky as hell, so certain things are just rubbing me the wrong way today...