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#1101

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Posted: 2/21/06 at 2:39pm

Listen Tiffifat-It's a rare occasion when you send in a pic & resume one night, and then you hear about the job the next morning! Now sit down and have some bacon

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#1102

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 2:56pm

11:47am - Ate 4 large servings of fried rice.

11:56am - Contemplating between croissantwich or Doritos.

I sure showed THEM! Ha!

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1103

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 2:59pm

Oh my Jesus... TIFF! Get a grip!

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1104

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:01pm

At that rate you can audition for the sumo wrestler.

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#1105

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:04pm

Tiff, you ignorant slut.

For some reason I just felt like saying that

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#1106

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:05pm

I do have a grip, DD! A firm one! On my tummy roll. It's the only roll/role I'll get today!

I'm not feeling like Doritos. Maybe I'll wait a bit before that croissant. I'm feeling a bit ill. I seriously think that carb-binge sent a shock to my system.

(On the bright side, I haven't had a cigarette in TWO DAYS! So since the lung cancer won't kill me, the heart attack will.)

Updated On: 2/21/06 at 03:05 PM

#1107

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:07pm

*in my best Cher with a costanadian accent impersonation*

SNAP OUT OF IT!

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1108

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:12pm

I am back - Tiff, you all done with your applications.

And, Jane was very kind and offered a friendly ear. By the time she did, I was so digusted with my friend and the situation, I could not bring myself to retell it one more time or go into any more detail.

Suffice it to say, a good friend, who knows him and is a nerologist told me some very harsh truths Sunday afternoon about what he has gotten himself into, and how helping now is only hurting. I have to let him fall, and hopefully, he will survive the fall and we can help him when he's ready.

Damn, where's a Vicodin when I need one.

Tiff - you done with your applications yet?

Updated On: 2/21/06 at 03:12 PM

#1109

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Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:14pm

*in my best Sally Struthers on South Park imitation* --- *eats a doughnut and expands exponentially*

YWIW, that's probably good advice from your neurologist friend. There's really nothing more you can do now until he hits rock-bottom or chooses to get a grip - he won't be open to your support or advice until then.

...well...uh...I'm in the process of...I made a few...

*slinks away*

Updated On: 2/21/06 at 03:14 PM

#1110

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:16pm

you're in the process of what? Ordering out?

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#1111

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:18pm

"Finishing my cover letter and resume"...but since you mentioned ordering out...

#1112

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:18pm

I smell chinese.

#1113

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:19pm

GET TO WORK -

Him - I can't Nag

You, well missy that is a completley different subject.

NOW!

Or I will make you listen to the horror story of installing a new receiver at my mom's house for an early Birthday Mother's Day Gift!

NOW!

#1114

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:19pm

Sorry, C_O.

*crosses legs*

Gah, YWIW - okay, you win. Spare me the story! Spare me the story! Tell it to Jane!

Updated On: 2/21/06 at 03:19 PM

#1115

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:21pm

He didn't say fish - for goodness sakes Tiff.

All I can say is my back has not been so contorted in many years, and back then, at least there was some reward at the end!

#1116

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:29pm

Speak up while you can-I leave for work in and hour and 1/2!

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#1117

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:33pm

There is not much to the story - but I would rather hold it over Tiff's head to get her damn applications done.

Reader's Digest Version:

Stereo Cabinent is packed too tight - moving shelves and rewiring equipment in order to make everything fit - a holiday doll going off in the middle of it as if the place is possessed - and me with a bad back to begin with.

It all worked after about 2 hours.

Oy.

What I have to do since my dad died.

#1118

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:34pm

I see. So YWIW, can you come over here when you're done working there?

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#1119

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:38pm

Perhaps if you pay the air fare!

For some reason, I am good with technical/electronics. I must have gotten that from my dad (nuclear physicist). My mom is pretty helpless when it comes to programming, installing, or even reading the damn directions.

I figured the gift of the Receiver without installing it was not much of a gift. Now, I just wish I had paid someone to do it. Man, she crams a lot of crap into one cabinet!

#1120

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:38pm

**saunters back in with In-n-out burger (protein style) in one hand and her RENT dvd in the other**

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#1121

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Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:40pm

Cam, did you RENT that RENT DVD?

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#1122

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:41pm

Mine will be coming from Amazon. It was only 16 bucks, so I figured, why not. Then I can figure out how and why Columbus screwed the movie up so bad!

#1123

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:42pm

It shouldn't take long to figure out.

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#1124

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:42pm

Of course not Jane.. I refuse to pay rent on RENT..

#1125

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 3:43pm

That is true. I am more interesting in what was not on the original film than the film itself.

What a wasted opportunity . . . poor Rent, poor poor Rent.

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