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#1076

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:09pm

Mean b*tches (that's right, with a lower-case!) and Hagnesses.

*shuffles out*

Jane? *puppy-dog eyes*

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1077

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:09pm

Off to do errands.

By the time I get back Tiff, those applications better be done!

Hi Cam - have a great morning!

#1078

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:12pm

I'm letting Fido off his leash...

*ponders that last decision*

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1079

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:12pm

There, there, mommy's here. BUT DON'T CALL THEM

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1080

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:14pm

Hi Your Hagness.. How are you doing? Better I hope. I have been too busy to play of late..

Tiff you can call me a lower case b*tch all you want.. Doesn't change the fact that you need to get your stuff done and I'm gonna ride you about it (and not ride in the way you would like either). Because I care.. and I dont want you living onmy couch when you life falls to hell..

Oh dear God DD is that a good idea?? he still has his shock collar on right? We must maintain some control

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#1081

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:14pm

Watch out, DD - like most dogs, he'll go straight for the crotch.

(Or was that the plan?)

Okay, JaneMom, OKAY!

Aaaaand...scene on my days as an actor.

(This is probably the most passive-aggressive rejection EVER. And it's only been 14 hours since I sent in the headshot. This is why I never pursued acting before.)

#1082

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:20pm

**smacks Tiff so hard she leaves a mark**

Knock it off! it's ONLY been 14 hours.. Give it some time.. And go do your Sh*t.. figuratively of course!

#1083

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:22pm

Obviously figuratively...it's day 2 on Atkins. It's not going to literally happen!

#1084

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:23pm

back on atkins dear?? I've joined sparkpeople.com

#1085

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:27pm

Actually, the weekend was pretty bad on the friend front. Worst-case scenario just about happened. For now, there is nothing I can do. He has to fall a bit further before he even realized what he has done to himself and those around him. Nothing to do but let him fall and hope he survives it intact.

Out of here for a bit.

Tiff, you better be done with your Sh*t when I get back, or both Cam and I are going to smack you around for a bit. It might actually be kind of theraputic for me!

#1086

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:27pm

Atkins??? I knew I smelled some bad breath coming through my monitor!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1087

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:30pm

Hi YWIW?

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1088

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:31pm

YWIW, PM Jane with the issue about your friend. She's a good one to confide in.

(And yeah bad breath, crankiness and yellow p*e. Attractive, no?)

Okay, okay I'm leaving! I'm leaving!

Updated On: 2/21/06 at 01:31 PM

#1089

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:33pm

Jane dear you really shouldn't molly coddle Tiff.. She needs to be smacked around.. Brutally is best.. Otherwise she will never get her stuff done..

Oh YH I'm so sorry to hear that.. I hope he survives intact.. Unfortunately there is really no way to know.. I'm here if you need to vent or anything.

#1090

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:37pm

Tiff, I offered myself to YWIW, but she declined!

Cam, I'm only faking it with Tiff.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1091

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:43pm

the story of her life huh?? Everyone fakes it with Tiff..

#1092

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:49pm

LOL! cam.

Hey TIff-how about a nice roasted POTATO for lunch?

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1093

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:53pm

**giggle**

What about some pasta??

#1094

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:58pm

Oh God, you f*ckers.

#1095

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:59pm

Get to work, bitch.

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

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#1096

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 2:03pm

It's looking like I won't be an assistant on "Butterfly on a Wheel" - that's one job down.

#1097

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 2:04pm

So cry about it then.

#1098

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 2:04pm

If you were gone and working like you SHOULD be you would never have seen that..

Ladies perhaps we all need to ignore Tiff..

#1099

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 2:35pm

If I don't get a call by noon time, I'm eating a croissantwich. And maybe making a big vat of pasta. Who's gonna stop me? Didn't think so.

#1100

O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.

Posted: 2/21/06 at 2:37pm

WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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