Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5- Page 44
Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1075O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:09pm
Mean b*tches (that's right, with a lower-case!) and Hagnesses.
*shuffles out*
Jane? *puppy-dog eyes*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1076O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:09pm
Off to do errands.
By the time I get back Tiff, those applications better be done!
Hi Cam - have a great morning!
#1077O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:12pm
I'm letting Fido off his leash...
*ponders that last decision*
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#1078O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:12pmThere, there, mommy's here. BUT DON'T CALL THEM
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1079O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:14pm
Hi Your Hagness.. How are you doing? Better I hope. I have been too busy to play of late..
Tiff you can call me a lower case b*tch all you want.. Doesn't change the fact that you need to get your stuff done and I'm gonna ride you about it (and not ride in the way you would like either). Because I care.. and I dont want you living onmy couch when you life falls to hell..
Oh dear God DD is that a good idea?? he still has his shock collar on right? We must maintain some control
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1080O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:14pm
Watch out, DD - like most dogs, he'll go straight for the crotch.
(Or was that the plan?)
Okay, JaneMom, OKAY!
Aaaaand...scene on my days as an actor.
(This is probably the most passive-aggressive rejection EVER. And it's only been 14 hours since I sent in the headshot. This is why I never pursued acting before.)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1081O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:20pm
**smacks Tiff so hard she leaves a mark**
Knock it off! it's ONLY been 14 hours.. Give it some time.. And go do your Sh*t.. figuratively of course!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1082O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:22pmObviously figuratively...it's day 2 on Atkins. It's not going to literally happen!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1083O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:23pmback on atkins dear?? I've joined sparkpeople.com
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1084O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:27pm
Actually, the weekend was pretty bad on the friend front. Worst-case scenario just about happened. For now, there is nothing I can do. He has to fall a bit further before he even realized what he has done to himself and those around him. Nothing to do but let him fall and hope he survives it intact.
Out of here for a bit.
Tiff, you better be done with your Sh*t when I get back, or both Cam and I are going to smack you around for a bit. It might actually be kind of theraputic for me!
#1085O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:27pmAtkins??? I knew I smelled some bad breath coming through my monitor!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1087O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:31pm
YWIW, PM Jane with the issue about your friend. She's a good one to confide in.
(And yeah bad breath, crankiness and yellow p*e. Attractive, no?)
Okay, okay I'm leaving! I'm leaving!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 2/21/06 at 01:31 PM
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1088O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:33pm
Jane dear you really shouldn't molly coddle Tiff.. She needs to be smacked around.. Brutally is best.. Otherwise she will never get her stuff done..
Oh YH I'm so sorry to hear that.. I hope he survives intact.. Unfortunately there is really no way to know.. I'm here if you need to vent or anything.
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1089O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:37pm
Tiff, I offered myself to YWIW, but she declined!
Cam, I'm only faking it with Tiff.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1090O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:43pm
the story of her life huh?? Everyone fakes it with Tiff..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1091O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:49pm
LOL! cam.
Hey TIff-how about a nice roasted POTATO for lunch?
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1092O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:53pm
**giggle**
What about some pasta??
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1093O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:58pmOh God, you f*ckers.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1094O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 1:59pmGet to work, bitch.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1095O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 2:03pm
It's looking like I won't be an assistant on "Butterfly on a Wheel" - that's one job down.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1096O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 2:04pmSo cry about it then.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1097O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 2:04pm
If you were gone and working like you SHOULD be you would never have seen that..
Ladies perhaps we all need to ignore Tiff..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1098O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 2:35pmIf I don't get a call by noon time, I'm eating a croissantwich. And maybe making a big vat of pasta. Who's gonna stop me? Didn't think so.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1099O.B.S.E.S.S.I.N.G.
Posted: 2/21/06 at 2:37pmWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
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