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#1826

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Posted: 3/17/06 at 9:40pm

i want one of these

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#1827

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Posted: 3/17/06 at 9:41pm

Oh, you're looking for a bm? Have a latte, if you're lucky, you'll get diarrea.

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#1828

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Posted: 3/17/06 at 9:41pm

pastrami!

#1829

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Posted: 3/17/06 at 9:44pm

Jane2, really? I'll try that tonight. We decided to forego the sushi for western food instead, so I'll order a latte with my dinner. I just don't know what else I can do to juggle my colon! I've tried hopping, swaying, wiggling my bum, pounding my back...

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1830

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Posted: 3/17/06 at 9:46pm

Well, because of the enormous amount of milk in the latte, it gives me the runs. Never fails. Maybe your more tolerant of lactose, though.

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#1831

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Posted: 3/17/06 at 9:48pm

Ah, that's true Jane. I'm one of the few non-lactose intolerant Asians. So I don't think that would help.

But seriously. Diet Coke and chocolate milk within a few minutes of each other, and then me sloshing it around in my stomach - how can that not do ANYTHING???

#1832

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Posted: 3/17/06 at 9:52pm

Also, you could drink tons of water. However, then you won't be able to eat anything you'll feel so full.

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#1833

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Posted: 3/17/06 at 9:54pm

I've been doing the water thing - I think I'm starting to over-do it. Ever had that feeling where you almost feel bloating from drinking so much water, and when you burp, water comes up?

I'm there right now.

Hang on - gonna grab a book and sit on the throne for a bit. I refuse to go two days without!

#1834

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Posted: 3/17/06 at 9:56pm

Let us know how it goes. yeah right. BTW, we don't burp in my family.

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#1835

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Posted: 3/17/06 at 9:59pm

*runs off*

Oooh, something's happening!

#1836

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Posted: 3/17/06 at 10:00pm

hey b*tches!

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#1837

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Posted: 3/17/06 at 10:40pm

Ladies and gentlemen...

SUCCESS!

#1838

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Posted: 3/18/06 at 6:57am

TMI, TMI and a fart fan to boot.

Tiff, by the way, DD is as wonderful as you proclaim.

Updated On: 3/18/06 at 06:57 AM

#1839

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Posted: 3/18/06 at 9:06am

What in the world are you doing up at 7 am, YWIW?

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#1840

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Posted: 3/18/06 at 10:30am

Damn MF Cats woke me to be fed, and I decided it was a good idea for myself!

#1841

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Posted: 3/18/06 at 11:06am

It's always a good idea to get fed! I'm getting ready for a full day and night at work! later!

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#1842

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Posted: 3/18/06 at 9:07pm

Cats? Work?

You people really ARE hags!

(How are we doing today?)

#1843

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Posted: 3/18/06 at 9:11pm

*points and laughs* This is better than the protest.

#1844

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Posted: 3/18/06 at 9:17pm

Not that anyone asked me, but I had volleyball and I folded about 100 fliers today for envelopes. It took me a while because I kept looking through the address stickers and seeing familiar names, and then weird names (someone with the last name Savage? poor kid).

Mary
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#1845

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Posted: 3/18/06 at 9:23pm

Savage isn't that strange of a name! (Fred Savage, anyone? Or is this reference to old for you kids?)

I graduated with a girl named Candy Kok. Now THAT'S an unfortunate last name.

#1846

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Posted: 3/18/06 at 9:29pm

Envelope stuffing = addresses, which equals stalking. (No not really... but a friend of mine is rather obsessive, especially when she called me one day and was like OMG, I think I found someone related to Idina.)

There are last names far, far, worse than Savage. They aren't coming to me right now.

#1847

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Posted: 3/18/06 at 9:31pm

I know there are, but still.

It was bad enough having the name Mary. Scary Mary, Hairy Mary... Savage would just be worse. Although I'm not sure kids even know what that means? Anyways, in a sea of Emily Scott's and Rebecca Smith's it struck me as different.

Mary
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#1848

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Posted: 3/18/06 at 10:04pm

My cats would be offended, but they really don't give a rats ass as long as they are fed.

#1849

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Posted: 3/18/06 at 10:12pm

Thankfully my kitties wake up my mom in the morning, not me. And she's an early person, so it's okay.

YWIW, do your cats happen to chase a laser pointer or a fishing rod? (String tied to the end of the stick). I do this constantly with mine and they love it. They get very frustrated with the laser pointer since they can't catch it.

Mary
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#1850

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Posted: 3/18/06 at 10:14pm

They chase almost anything.

Right now, they are fighting over some shrimp I had for dinner.

The grey one actually begs.

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