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#1876

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 1:52pm

"You can get me caught up on all the wild details later."

Tiff, darling, we were perfect gentlemen. As a matter of fact, DD was just drinking tea.

#1877

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 1:53pm

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1878

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 1:58pm

yes Double D Fido is off his leash yet again.. You really need to find a solution to this problem..

DG, was it tea from Long Island?

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#1879

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 1:59pm

"DG, was it tea from Long Island? "

LOL

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1880

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:01pm

He just chews through the least to break himself free... he can't be restrained.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1881

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:02pm

"DG, was it tea from Long Island? "

Details, details.

#1882

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:02pm

there has to be something that we can use.. Seriously.. can we have a titanium leash special made or something??

Jane, if you only knew.. Our darling Double D has alcohol coursing through his veins..

#1883

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:03pm

Oh Tiff, if only I was a nasty little lady. Even in my youth (or ute) I have always been the uptight white chick (Which, along with Gollum was in fact a nickname in college). I am afraid you, Jane and Cam will have to do all the dancing for me.

It was a lovely evening though.

#1884

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:04pm

HEY! I resemble that comment, cammy!

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1885

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:05pm

You's is some nasty biznitches, yo.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1886

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:06pm

"I have always been the uptight white chick."

The fact that you 'have been' doesn't mean you will continue to be, dear. Not around this crowd. You'll be a'dancin' soon.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1887

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:08pm

DD, I could have sworn I saw some titanium leashes on special just a few blocks from where we were sipping our tea on Friday?

No?

And Cam, they had your credit card on file . . .

Hmmmmm

#1888

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:08pm

I knew it!! hehehe, think you could fool me.. PSH!!!

JAILY!!! **pounces** Oh how you're missed..

YWIW, we will have you dancing in no time..

#1889

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:09pm

Damn, the boards are dead today.

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#1890

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:11pm

I'll only dance with Jaily. (has crush). don't be afraid, Jailkins.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1891

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:11pm

Kitzy.. You're back...

YWIW.. Hey what can I say.. there are only certain places that you can get such items..

#1892

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:13pm

"there are only certain places that you can get such items.."

And the biggest vendor of such items is located directly across the street from me...

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1893

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:17pm

Hmmm Interesting Janey... That's good to know..

#1894

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:20pm

I think it's called the Pleasure Chest.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1895

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:20pm

They have one of those in Hollywood. I wonder if they have franchised the store?

#1896

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 2:28pm

Yes, Kitzy is back and having the day from hell.

Everything that could go wrong has--my scanning pile is HUGE again, the entire computer system was down for a few hours, and the copier is broken again. Compound that with 5 hours sleep in the past 2 days and a body that thinks it's really 7:30 am and you have a cranky Kitz.

Plus I have no voice. Huzzah!

#1897

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 3:32pm

YWIW-I bet they have franchised it. It's pretty big here. I bet there's one on every corner in S.F. haha, joking!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1898

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 4:31pm

Leave it to you amateurs to not effectively plug DD, DG and YWIW on their rowdy night out!

Let's cut to the chase, ladies, gentlemen (and YWIW)! Who took of whose top? Who danced on the table? Who spilled most of the beans re: BWW gossip? (Because, and let's be honest, that's the thing we do for any gathering of BWW posters!) Who's most like their online self? Who's the least?

Apple lasagna...shockingly not as awful as you would expect, but still not something I'd be in a rush to try again. It was sliced apple prepared the way you would for an apple pie (cinnamon, nutmeg, etc.), but instead of a pie crust, the apple mixture was put in between layers of lasagna pasta and cream cheese, and topped with bread crumbs. Suffice to say, it's sitting like a log in my stomach, and no amount of Rolaids and Pepto-Bismol pills has helped.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1899

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 4:33pm

That just made my stomach turn, tiffy.

*checks signature*

Damn!

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#1900

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 4:53pm

There was plenty of lovely men possing and displaying their talents on Friday night, but the closest thing to action I got was trying to get through the crowds to the restroom!

So many nice mens to tap and say "excuse me" to as I winded my way across the bar.

They was eye candy all around. Including sitting across from me at the table.

And apple lasagna, Gross. Sounds like a very bad version of Charoses.

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