Well Jane, if you weren't here, you don't deserve to know about it!
*noseair*
(That's my way of saying, "Nothing really.")
I was going to do all-you-can-eat sushi tonight but I'm having second thoughts.
On a related note, I've also realized that wearing sweatpants with elastic waists may have contributed to my ever-increasing weight over the last few months.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell