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#2226

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 1:53pm

I am excused, I have had family in all week.

Oy.

And Passover Seder, double Oy.

And work, an oy with a ratbastard thrown in for good luck.

I have Seattle Envy BTW - ratbastards, all of ye.

#2227

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 1:59pm

I should hope I'm not included in that ratbastard statement.. I'm stuck in the middle of California..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#2228

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:07pm

Of Course not!

You are not one of those evil ratbastards having fun in the Seattle area this weekend.

Ratbastards all of 'em.

Updated On: 4/13/06 at 02:07 PM

#2229

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:12pm

I was gonna have to be hurt by that inclusion.. I mean here I am stuck dealing with a pain in the ass director, a hoard of vermon children and two men in their 30's that insist on acting like they are 12.. There is nothing to be jealous of..

However them ratbastards in Seattle/Vancouver.. that's another story..

#2230

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:13pm

The ratbastards in the NW are having a grand ole time.

Granted, this ratbastard is working today. But tonight... tonight...

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2231

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:16pm

Well, have a Long Island Ice Tea and think of me!

I will be at the Malibu Getty on Sunday, so that should be fun at least.

#2232

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:17pm

I'll think of you
Think of you fondly
As I have my drink...

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2233

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:18pm

have any sort of adult beverage and think of me, as I sit surrounded by 8-18 year olds, literally and figuratively

#2234

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:19pm

We'll think of you as we butcher RENT at karaoke.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2235

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:22pm

Ouch.. That hurts.. get good and snockered first..

#2236

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:26pm

You know it's the ONLY way I'll sing karaoke is good and snockered.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2237

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:28pm

Just dont forget who's the bitch in this bunch!

#2238

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:38pm

I would never even think about forgetting. I know my lowly place in this bunch.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2239

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:40pm

Well, I am just a lowly Hag DD - so we can skulk off together.

#2240

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:44pm

There is no such thing as a LOWLY hag.. so there shall be NO skulking.. Is that clear?

#2241

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:45pm

um-hm... she told you!

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2242

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:48pm

Fine, I am a Sassy Hagness of the First Dimension.

If I want to skulk, then I will damn well skulk thank you!

Those damn ratbastards in the bay area telling me what to do. . .

skulk skulk skulk.

#2243

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:48pm

The ratbastards in the NW are way more fun and laid back.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2244

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:54pm

BTW - my kitties send their Holy Week love to Walter Bondi!

Take some more pictures of your pup this weekend!

BTW - I love the word ratbastard. I really do.

Updated On: 4/13/06 at 02:54 PM

#2245

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:55pm

Walter Bondi will hopefully be joining us on Sunday.

I'm becoming fond of the word myself.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2246

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:56pm

That's Queen ratbastard to you! If you're going to address me I demand the respect I deserve..

**thunder booms**

and DD if you were in my shoes you wouldn't be so laid back either..

#2247

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 2:59pm

I think I'd be in pain if I were in your shoes, quite honestly. Me in heels? Not a pretty picture.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2248

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Posted: 4/13/06 at 3:10pm

but you have to admit I have some pretty great shoes.. I dont think the Cherries are your style though.. Not to mention I have really small feet..

#2249

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 3:49am

Butcher? Rent? Karaoke? Drunk? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO WHAT HAPPENS IN SEATTLE, STAYS IN SEATTLE???

*wipes brow* Good thing I was sober and far from the mic at all times!

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#2250

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 4:09am

Um Tiff Darling.. That is what the plan is for Undi's visit... Other than that I have no idea what you are talking about.. What happened in Seattle stayed there as far as I'm concerned...

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