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#2251

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 4:19am

Oh, yes, right. I misread. I, uh...we're talking about what they're doing in Seattle! Correct-o! Um...erm...oh look! Elvis!

*runs away*

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

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#2252

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 11:14am

Tsk tsk.. You might want to work on your reading comprehension skills sweety.. And I can't believe you thought that impersonator was Elvis... What next Tina Tuner, Billy Idol? But not the real Billy Idol, and not the real Tina Turner..

TGIF!!!

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#2253

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 1:33pm

All the bags are packed... we're ready to go...

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2254

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 1:34pm

I wonder if we're about to have an international incident to the north? At least it would draw attention away from the troubles with the one to the south

#2255

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:09pm

In one hour and twenty minutes, DD, FidoRock and Undi will be leaving Washington, and in 4 hours and 50 minutes (hopefully) they'll be at my mercy...Mwahahaha!!!

(Jealous?

)

#2256

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:22pm

At least we were able to keep any news of our shenanigans out of the media..

#2257

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:24pm

Are underground fetish newsletters not considered "media" anymore?

#2258

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:25pm

Tiff - actually, yes I am. But there's always the future - providing, of course, that you leave everything in one piece!

Cammy - don't forget that video that floating around out there . . .

#2259

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:26pm

Well I would have to say technically yes they are, but I was talking mainstream news media..

You mean there is Video from Seattle to?? I thought that was only New York and LA..

#2260

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:29pm

I don't see why the West Coast BWWers can't meet in the middle some day...say San Fran or Portland?

But don't worry, he and Undi will stay in one (er, two) pieces...provided the bears don't find them at the Capilano Bridge tomorrow. Oh, but if he topples off it, is DreamerSchnitzel still considered one piece?

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Updated On: 4/14/06 at 02:29 PM

#2261

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:31pm

Only if it's chocolate covered.

I'm planning a venture to Seattle in early to mid August.

#2262

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:32pm

And I'm only hearing about this now?

How long are you planning on going? Is a visit to Vancouver in the works?

#2263

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:33pm

I'm all for a midway meeting..

#2264

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:35pm

Of course you would be - you'd just have to roll out of bed and meet us in San Fran downtown!

Maybe Portland? I haven't been to Portland in years! (I would like an excuse to go to San Fran again though.)

#2265

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:35pm

i protest this exclusionary tactic of organizing a get together on the left coast.

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

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he was the gimmicky sort

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#2266

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:40pm

I think you should PM Cam and hurl insults at her to express your frustration, not to mention demonstrate what great company you are and what we're missing! I usually call her a miserable waste of space or some variation when I'M mad.

#2267

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:40pm

Well Papa, it's not like you East Coasters dont have elitist get togethers of your own.. If you dont like it, get your ass out to the West Coast, or quit Bitching.

#2268

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:41pm

It just wouldn't occur to us to invite you to a leftie meeting, papa.

And yes, Tiff, heading north is definitely a part of the plan

Although, I've not been to Portland (and have always wanted to,) so that sounds invigorating.

#2269

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:45pm

cam, you g*dd*mn sunuvab*tchin' monkeyfurred goat f*ck t*t monger of a ratsh*t eating dinglesh*tz tw*t!

you're right, tiff, it does work.

#2270

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:48pm

oh wait, i was supposed to pm that...

#2271

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 2:51pm

"Dinglesh*tz"? That's a new one. Is it from Spamalot?

What's funny is I totally posted that PM-and-hurl-insults references BEFORE I got caught up on C&A's soiree thread and realized it was the "in" thing to do now.

DG, I'm renting a red carpet! (Just take your shoes off before you walk on it. Damage deposit, you know.) Keep me updated!

Portland...Portland...Portland. What is there to DO in Portland? A Vancouver newspaper said it has a growing reputation as one of the more interesting places to travel on the West Coast now. When should we go?

#2272

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 3:04pm

Wow I'm feeling the love! haha..

and here I was going to say that ranting at Tiff and calling her all sorts of nasty things always works for me..

#2273

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 3:07pm

tiff, you g*dd*mn sunuvab*tchin' monkeyfurred goat f*ck t*t monger of a ratsh*t eating dinglesh*tz tw*t!

wow, i feel even better!

this is great!

#2274

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 3:09pm

She loves it when you tell her she's yellow like pee..

#2275

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Posted: 4/14/06 at 3:19pm

She loves it when you say she's whiter than Carrot Top.

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