To atheists and agnostics — Page 4
#77
Posted: 6/1/15 at 8:10pm
I know Jesus descended into hell (I just know it!) but I don't remember if he had to catch a connecting flight out of Limbo. Maybe he did. Since I always assumed he shut down hell when he died for the sins of mankind, he probably gave all the babies in Limbo eternal E tickets to all the heavenly rides and attractions.
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#78
Posted: 6/2/15 at 12:37pm
He did. He got a connecting flight at Limbo of the Fathers where all the Old Testament Friends of God were hanging out. They needed a little Jesus to set them free. No word if he went to Limbo of the infants though, you know the ones who died before being baptised and had no time to commit personal sins, only that nasty Original Sin they were born with.
What a F#cking twisted mythology!
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Updated On: 6/2/15 at 12:37 PM
#79
Posted: 6/2/15 at 1:13pm
http://www.catholicnews.com/data/stories/cns/0702216.htm
The Vatican declared an "oopsie" regarding Limbo back in 2007.
Updated On: 6/2/15 at 01:13 PM
#80
Posted: 6/2/15 at 1:19pm
Oh so that part of the mythology they declared flat out bull sh*t, heh?
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#81
Posted: 6/2/15 at 3:27pm
I have no idea whether or not there's a Sky-Father who watches over me but there's a an interesting philosophical consideration called the Anthropic Principle that's been mind-f*cking theoretical physicists and pure mathematicians for 30 yrs or so. Its proponents reason that the so-called physical constants of the known universe are situated within the cosmic wheelhouse that facilitates the presence of human beings here on earth. My take on it is that they're suggesting that the known universe was somehow compelled to spit out sapient life forms right here on Madonna's home planet. That stops short of suggesting the existence of a Prime Mover, thank goodness. Wiki link at the jump. Anthropic Principle
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Updated On: 6/2/15 at 03:27 PM
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