Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#2re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 11:04am
For the love of God, please tell me he's not using an accent.
FAR AND AWAY sounded like an endless Lucky Charms commercial.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#3re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 11:15amWhy would Bryan Singer hire this guy?
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
JohnBoy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/21/06
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#5re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 11:21am
'Why would Bryan Singer hire this guy?'
Lookin' out for a sistuh?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#6re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 11:38amI thought Scientologist hate 'the gays'. L.Ron Hubbard thought they were sick. Never could understand Crusie and Travolta following these teachings. Sad to say I think Singer may be thinking of box office. From what I gather Bryan Singer seems really cool and I don't think Crusie is Bryan's type.
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
gymdudeva
Broadway Star Joined: 1/29/07
#8re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 11:44am
I think this is sexier!!
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
#9re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 11:48ammaybe the studio's forcing him to use cruise
In your choice is your talent. ~Adler
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morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#11re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 11:56am
'I don't think Crusie is Bryan's type.'
Well...that's true. Cruise is about 25 years past Singer's type. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#12re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 11:57amEXACTLY! Go Bryan!
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
#13re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 12:11pmI just wish he weren't so handsome. I was always a sucker for that face. (I'm talking about Cruise).
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#14re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 12:23pm
I think Bryan Singer is really cute!
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
Updated On: 7/19/07 at 12:23 PM
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#15re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 12:36pm
He's got a little bit of Eric McCormack damage.
But, hey, I wouldn't have minded if I was one of the kids who was 'taken advantage of' of the set of APT PUPIL.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#16re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 12:56pmHe does look like the love child of Eric McCormack and Paul Rudd.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#17re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 7:47pm
I just wish he weren't so handsome. I was always a sucker for that face. (I'm talking about Cruise).
Me too. He creeps me out, but in my Driver's Ed class we've been dicking around and watched three Tom Cruise movies in the last couple of days. My God, he was so hot.
One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
HDThoreau2
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/11/06
#18re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 7:52pm
Craig said that calling someone a Nazi is anti-semitic.
If Tom DeLay is The Hammer, then I proclaim a new title for the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi: The Briber. Nancy Pelosi had to bribe her members with spinach to get their votes.
#19re: Tom Cruise is a one-eyed Nazi.
Posted: 7/19/07 at 7:54pmHD, I wanna f*ck your cheese.
One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
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