Carson actually used the phrase "Siamese twins."
Paul screamed that Christie "hugged" Obama, like a 12 year-old in middle school gym class. Christie could've retorted that only because his state was under Sandy's devastating waters, and his constituents deserved Federal attention. Yet instead evoked 9/11, because Sandy required spending money (and he's failed miserably) and 9/11 required only flags, jingoism and capricious war declarations.
Per usual, Jeb Bush looks like he'd rather be anywhere other than in a political arena. And is about as charismatic as his mother.
Fiorino brags haughtily about echewing ad hominem attack, but calls Clinton a liar.
Rubio touts his fresh, youthful ideas, but in insisting that women die to support fetal viability comes off like Tom Tryon in The Cardinal.
Whenever someone mentions building a fence, I flash on Kong island.
The biggest and loudest house laugh of the night came early but defined the evening's climate, in response to Rosie O'Donnell being mentioned as justification for Trump's slurs against women and body shaming. Meaning, "Oh, then it's okay" and greeted as same. Welcome to the GOP's America.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
Updated On: 8/8/15 at 08:17 AM
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