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Too many posts
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#25re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 5:14pm
What happens when you go to the stage door? They ALWAYS knock people down to get to me.
Maybe it's my hair.
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-whatever2
#26re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 5:14pm
*SPOILER ALERT*
When I saw The Pillowman, Billy Crudup asked me on-stage. Then, he bashed my head in the wall and suffocated me with a pillow. I totally win this round.
*END SPOILER*
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#27re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 5:16pmbitch
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“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#28re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 5:17pmLOL. Really. Laughing out loud!
ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!
#29re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 5:18pm
Not to mention that at Hairspray, Marissa and Bruce invited me on-stage to eat a hot dog with them. It was awesome.
Updated On: 7/10/05 at 05:18 PM
#30re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 5:19pmmef, I can't imagine you could get to a hot dog with Bruce and Marissa within ten feet of you. I don't believe that one.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#32re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 5:23pm
LOL, Rath.
Not to mention that I got Christina's broken foot bones back into the sockets....
Updated On: 7/10/05 at 05:23 PM
#33re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 5:24pmmeffie, are you making fun of our true stories? Because that's just rude.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#35re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 5:26pm
Melissa,
I TOTALLY remember that show! That was you? I was so surprised that you actuallt ate thatrubber thing.
People backstage were talking about you for WEEKS!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
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-whatever2
#36re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 5:29pm
Awww, Diva, that's so sweet! 
And now, the piece-de-resistance: At the closing performance of The Glass Menagerie, Christian Slater pulled me on-stage from my front row seat and groped me.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#37re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 5:31pm
And this was his reaction after the show
**FCUK I still can't get a picture to post**
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-whatever2
Updated On: 7/10/05 at 05:31 PM
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#38re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 5:35pmMost people get really annoyed when they see me in the audience, because it is a standing agreement that no spots will be used, so as to not prevent the actors on stage from spotting me and sending me a clear sign.
ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!
#39re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 5:38pmI'm actually not allowed in most Broadway theaters anymore. My mere presence distracts the actors. It's weird...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#40re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 6:01pmDuring Betty Buckley's run in SUNSET BLVD., I was banned from the Minskoff, because her just catching a glimpse of me in the audience sent her into a state of sexual frenzy. Rath can confirm this.
#41re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 6:03pmIt's true. It was the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. I'm still in therapy.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#42re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 6:10pm
It was at the top of the second act, when she was seducing Alan Campbell, and she spotted me in my second row aisle seat, ripped off her caftan, ran into the audience, had her way with me, then she ate me and picked her teeth with my jawbone. It was a magical evening.
I won't even go into the details of what happened when I saw Elaine Paige as Norma...
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#43re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 6:12pm
But...
I HAVE to know!
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-whatever2
#44re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 6:15pmWell, since Elaine is 7 inches tall and weighs nine pounds, one night she just jumped into my pocket at the stage door. I didn't even realize she was there until I got home.
#45re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 6:22pmNo way, meffie!! Kristin tried to do that with me, but she got stuck.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#46re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 6:29pm
I kept poking Cheyenne Jackson, but I couldn't get him into my pants
pocket
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#47re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 6:30pm
Maybe you should have put something bigger in your pants
pocket
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#48re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 6:33pmSomeone once said to me, "It looks like your crotch and your pants are in a fight, and the pants are losing."
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#50re: Too many posts
Posted: 7/10/05 at 6:43pmIt's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
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