Top ten list of worst movie ever made — Page 2
#27
Posted: 8/19/04 at 10:19pm
Jose', where was it acknowledged that Zellwegger and Gere didn't do their own dancing? In the director's commentary, Marshall insisted that Gere did his own tap dancing, and that he just chose the shots from behind because he liked them, without realizing it would raise suspicions about Gere's dancing. Marshall also repeatedly said that all the leads could have performed the musical live. (I have my doubts about Zellwegger's singing voice, but I guess miking could fix some of that.)
Anyway, I loved Chicago. But it was different from the stage version- I guess some people found the differences hard to swallow.
Anyway, I loved Chicago. But it was different from the stage version- I guess some people found the differences hard to swallow.
#28
Posted: 8/19/04 at 10:27pm
Phew! I own the DVD of Legends of the Fall.
Glad you like it Matt_G.
Good thing I purchased a Magnifier- 5 inch round, 2.5X Lens . 6X Bifocal. Now I just need to use it. :)
Glad you like it Matt_G.
Good thing I purchased a Magnifier- 5 inch round, 2.5X Lens . 6X Bifocal. Now I just need to use it. :)
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#29
Posted: 8/19/04 at 10:29pm
Plum, private sources from those involved very close to those dancing feet. That's all I can say.
#30
Posted: 8/19/04 at 10:32pm
Jose's "close source" was the gerbil that was up Gere's ass.
I hate stupid gossip.
Worst movie I've seen recently:
"Wet Hot American Summer" - even though it featured several actors I usually like alot.
I hate stupid gossip.
Worst movie I've seen recently:
"Wet Hot American Summer" - even though it featured several actors I usually like alot.
#31
Posted: 8/19/04 at 10:33pm
Joe vs. the volcano ahhh. Starring yes Tom Hanks. Oh and Death becomes her although has an allstar cast is the dumbest thing ever.
#32
Posted: 8/19/04 at 10:34pm
Oooh, mysterious. 
Okay, then. I understand that you can't reveal your sources. I'm sure you'll understand in turn that I can't believe anything I don't see quoted to a good source. It's not that I'm suspicious of you or anything, or that I really care whether Zellwegger and Gere really danced. I just don't like hearsay.
And I don't think Gere and Zellwegger are Broadway-worthy, anyway, unless it's in a play. Forget the dancing- Zellwegger's singing voice was very fragile-sounding, and Gere's was just painful.
And yes, I still liked the movie.
Okay, then. I understand that you can't reveal your sources. I'm sure you'll understand in turn that I can't believe anything I don't see quoted to a good source. It's not that I'm suspicious of you or anything, or that I really care whether Zellwegger and Gere really danced. I just don't like hearsay.
And I don't think Gere and Zellwegger are Broadway-worthy, anyway, unless it's in a play. Forget the dancing- Zellwegger's singing voice was very fragile-sounding, and Gere's was just painful.
And yes, I still liked the movie.
#33
Posted: 8/19/04 at 10:46pm
Understood. I shouldn't have said anything, but I did.
Your and Jon's comment raised this question to me though. Why is that people unwilling to share their true identities more often than not insist on statements of truth based on certifiable sources?
Just asking. And, no, you don't have to answer that.
Your and Jon's comment raised this question to me though. Why is that people unwilling to share their true identities more often than not insist on statements of truth based on certifiable sources?
Just asking. And, no, you don't have to answer that.
#34
Posted: 8/19/04 at 10:52pm
I'm just giving my opinions. I don't spread information that I can't back up with a definite source. Of course, it helps that I know now one in show biz. But still. :)
#35
Posted: 8/19/04 at 11:03pm
Crossroads.
Although it did have two lines that made me laugh.
1. (spoken to pregnant teen) "Hey girl! How's your fetus?"
2. "I hope y'all aren't tired, because it's 3am and I am WIRED!"
Even the parts in the movie that would normally be bad to the point of being funny were not funny, because my friends and I were so completely bored that we were about to fall asleep. Wow, it was bad.
Although it did have two lines that made me laugh.
1. (spoken to pregnant teen) "Hey girl! How's your fetus?"
2. "I hope y'all aren't tired, because it's 3am and I am WIRED!"
Even the parts in the movie that would normally be bad to the point of being funny were not funny, because my friends and I were so completely bored that we were about to fall asleep. Wow, it was bad.
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#36
Posted: 8/19/04 at 11:05pm
Tim Burton's planet of the apes
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
#37
Posted: 8/19/04 at 11:06pm
Ooh, you know what really stunk? The Musketeer. Anyone remember that one?
*chirp*
*chirp*
Well, it stunk. The friends I was with fell asleep on my shoulders because of the stinkiness. The only highlight was the occassional MST3K wisecrack from the guys sitting in back of us. So. Awful.
*chirp*
*chirp*
Well, it stunk. The friends I was with fell asleep on my shoulders because of the stinkiness. The only highlight was the occassional MST3K wisecrack from the guys sitting in back of us. So. Awful.
#38
Posted: 8/19/04 at 11:25pm
I have to second Glitter. It has to be the worst movie that I have ever seen.
#39
Posted: 8/19/04 at 11:26pm
I found Glitter a great hilarious movie. Specially the ending. I laughed a lot!
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
#41
Posted: 8/20/04 at 12:56am
See...I did say that Just a Kiss was the worst movie I ever saw...then I thought of My Giant...the only movie that I ever fell asleep watching.
And then Plum mentioned the Musketeer....and I thought of all the movies that were so horribly boring that I couldn't even remember their names.
And then Plum mentioned the Musketeer....and I thought of all the movies that were so horribly boring that I couldn't even remember their names.
#42
Posted: 8/20/04 at 2:05am
"North." Truly one of the worst movies ever made.
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#43
Posted: 8/20/04 at 2:21am
A.I.: Artificial Intelligence. I want 146 minutes of my life back.
Not my kind of movie... -Penny
Not my kind of movie... -Penny
"I'm a pretty girl, mama." -Penny Lou Pingleton, Hairspray
"You like football, Ed?" "Yeah..." "Good. Me too." -Chad & 'Ed', All Shook Up
"You like football, Ed?" "Yeah..." "Good. Me too." -Chad & 'Ed', All Shook Up
#44
Posted: 8/20/04 at 3:05am
Why has nobody mentioned Showgirls or Barb Wire yet? They are easily the 2 worst films I have ever sat through, though Barb Wire has the edge because Showgirls was so bad it was good, but BW was just plain bad.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#45
Posted: 8/20/04 at 3:40am
Showgirls is definitely so bad it's good!
And I agree that Renee is the worst thing to happen to a musical movie.
De-Lovely sucked. But I still am just bitter that it was so bad, maybe it's not the worst.
And I agree that Renee is the worst thing to happen to a musical movie.
De-Lovely sucked. But I still am just bitter that it was so bad, maybe it's not the worst.
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#46
Posted: 8/20/04 at 3:51am
I looooved Crossroads!
Scooby Doo... ruined my life!
The Majestic
Baaaaaaaah!
Scooby Doo... ruined my life!
The Majestic
Baaaaaaaah!
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
#47
Posted: 8/20/04 at 5:33am
Maybe because I was expecting Scooby Doo to ruin my life, I ended up thinking it was kind of ok.
Godzilla, on the other hand, sapped my will to live.
Godzilla, on the other hand, sapped my will to live.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#48
Posted: 8/20/04 at 1:37pm
Something's Gotta Give (I literally fell asleep)
Battlefield Earth
Reign of Fire
The Time Machine (Guy Pearce)
Underworld
Hollywood Ending
The Curse of the Jade Scorpion
Cilantro y Perejil
Unbreakable (unbearable)
Battlefield Earth
Reign of Fire
The Time Machine (Guy Pearce)
Underworld
Hollywood Ending
The Curse of the Jade Scorpion
Cilantro y Perejil
Unbreakable (unbearable)
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#49
Posted: 8/20/04 at 2:03pm
I would have to say anything that Tom has done since Risky Business...although Forth of July was good.
Unbreakable...should have been called unbearable
Crossroads
Justin to Kelly...OY!
Blair Witch Project...I was mad as hell when that movie was over!
Unbreakable...should have been called unbearable
Crossroads
Justin to Kelly...OY!
Blair Witch Project...I was mad as hell when that movie was over!
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#50
Posted: 8/20/04 at 2:09pm
Bobby - I read that one of the three guys who made Blair Witch was just killed in a private plane crash in Florida. He was very young.
(but I still hated the movie...)
(but I still hated the movie...)
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
