Truly Tasteless Jokes (Punch-lines Only)- Page 2

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 6/19/10 at 3:26pm

Wake up. I need you use your mouth.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 6/19/10 at 3:42pm

Michael Jackson

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 6/19/10 at 4:16pm

I was playing with your bird and it spit at me, so I broke its neck, crushed its eggs and lit its nest on fire.

[singtopher]

Posted: 6/19/10 at 7:40pm

Your mom should have swallowed you.

Updated On: 6/19/10 at 07:40 PM

[Luscious]

Posted: 6/19/10 at 8:03pm

"Now I'll never get that smell out of the fish!"

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/19/10 at 10:59pm

"Virgin!"

[Luscious]

Posted: 6/19/10 at 11:45pm

Pinnochio?

[ActingIsLovee]

Posted: 6/20/10 at 1:06pm

turn the stool upside down

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 6/20/10 at 3:26pm

Try to guess who these punchlines are about:

-Rearrange the furniture

-Leave the plunger in the toilet

-Wouldn't you if your name was gaiosjdlkn?

-She answered the iron

-They called back

-Because she's a woman

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 6/20/10 at 3:44pm

Helen!

[Hulmeman]

Posted: 6/20/10 at 5:40pm

"and the doctor said youre ugly as well"

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/20/10 at 6:29pm

"Einstein's dick"

[CapnHook]

Posted: 6/20/10 at 6:41pm

"I agree, you should shave your left one, too."

[Dollypop]

Posted: 6/20/10 at 6:45pm

...and then it turned out to be Corine.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 6/20/10 at 7:39pm

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Kermit's finger

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/20/10 at 8:34pm

"Kermit's undivided attention!"

[Luscious]

Posted: 6/21/10 at 6:50am

The ashtray

[javero]

Posted: 6/21/10 at 7:27am

This one is for any Spanish language speaker who watched Brazil defeat Ivory Coast yesterday in World Cup action. Some of the last names of the Brazilian players are inside jokes in Spanish.

Otro gol para Brasil por Elano.

When the announcer made the remark, the entire bar erupted in laughter, as well as his play-by-play guy "on air".

[tommyboy]

Posted: 6/21/10 at 8:14am

I had one of those when I was a kid, but the wheel fell off of it.

[Luscious]

Posted: 6/21/10 at 9:02am

"Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 6/21/10 at 9:19am

Two scoops of ice cream and a dead baby.

[tommyboy]

Posted: 6/21/10 at 10:02am

Did you know that after you die, your hair and fingernails continue to grow? But you get fewer phone calls.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 6/21/10 at 10:23am

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Reading a stop sign.

45 degrees.

Updated On: 6/21/10 at 10:23 AM

[Sirius Black]

Posted: 6/21/10 at 11:04am

In the ash tray.

[Luscious]

Posted: 6/21/10 at 11:32am

"The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."