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#26

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 3:26pm

Wake up. I need you use your mouth.

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#27

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 3:42pm

Michael Jackson

#28

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 4:16pm

I was playing with your bird and it spit at me, so I broke its neck, crushed its eggs and lit its nest on fire.

"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

#29

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 7:40pm

Your mom should have swallowed you.

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert

Updated On: 6/19/10 at 07:40 PM

#30

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 8:03pm

"Now I'll never get that smell out of the fish!"

#31

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 10:59pm

"Virgin!"

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#32

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 11:45pm

Pinnochio?

#33

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/20/10 at 1:06pm

turn the stool upside down

#34

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/20/10 at 3:26pm

Try to guess who these punchlines are about:

-Rearrange the furniture

-Leave the plunger in the toilet

-Wouldn't you if your name was gaiosjdlkn?

-She answered the iron

-They called back

-Because she's a woman

#35

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/20/10 at 3:44pm

Helen!

#36

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/20/10 at 5:40pm

"and the doctor said youre ugly as well"

#37

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/20/10 at 6:29pm

"Einstein's dick"

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#38

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/20/10 at 6:41pm

"I agree, you should shave your left one, too."

"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

#39

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/20/10 at 6:45pm

...and then it turned out to be Corine.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#40

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/20/10 at 7:39pm

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Kermit's finger

#41

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/20/10 at 8:34pm

"Kermit's undivided attention!"

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#42

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/21/10 at 6:50am

The ashtray

#43

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/21/10 at 7:27am

This one is for any Spanish language speaker who watched Brazil defeat Ivory Coast yesterday in World Cup action. Some of the last names of the Brazilian players are inside jokes in Spanish.

Otro gol para Brasil por Elano.

When the announcer made the remark, the entire bar erupted in laughter, as well as his play-by-play guy "on air".

#FactsMatter...your feelings not so much.

#44

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/21/10 at 8:14am

I had one of those when I was a kid, but the wheel fell off of it.

#45

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/21/10 at 9:02am

"Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"

#46

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/21/10 at 9:19am

Two scoops of ice cream and a dead baby.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#47

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/21/10 at 10:02am

Did you know that after you die, your hair and fingernails continue to grow? But you get fewer phone calls.

#48

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/21/10 at 10:23am

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Reading a stop sign.

45 degrees.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

Updated On: 6/21/10 at 10:23 AM

#49

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/21/10 at 11:04am

In the ash tray.

#50

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/21/10 at 11:32am

"The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

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