Truly Tasteless Jokes (Punch-lines Only)
Truly Tasteless Jokes (Punch-lines Only)
Luscious
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/20/05
#1Truly Tasteless Jokes (Punch-lines Only)
Posted: 6/18/10 at 8:43pm
I'm just in that kind of mood.
Anybody got one?
Let's keep it relatively clean. No profanity or explicit sexual content.
Disclaimer: No joke should be interpreted as being representative of the poster's personal views, opinions or beliefs.
Okay... what's the most tastless/offensive joke you've ever heard? Let 'em rip!
Luscious
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/20/05
#2Truly Tasteless Jokes
Posted: 6/18/10 at 9:37pm
Yeah... I know. Not so easy on a message board. How about punch lines only? I'll get the ball rolling...
"Then stick it up the camel's ass and lets get going!"
#2Truly Tasteless Jokes
Posted: 6/18/10 at 9:42pm
Q: What's black and white and red all over, and has trouble going through a revovling door?
A: A nun with a spear through her head.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
AwesomeDanny
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/30/09
#3Truly Tasteless Jokes
Posted: 6/18/10 at 9:48pmI have heard so many cruel, anti-semitic jokes. The one that sticks out the most is "What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you shove it in the oven". Needless to say, I was horrified hearing this from a 12-year-old.
#4Truly Tasteless Jokes
Posted: 6/18/10 at 9:54pm
"O.K. Just don't hit me!"
"Oh, then it must be your p*ssy."
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
Updated On: 6/18/10 at 09:54 PM
#5truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/18/10 at 10:00pm"april fools! it was dead when i brought it in."
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#6truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/18/10 at 10:12pm
"One live one at the bottom. eating it's way out!"
"A dead puppy."
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#7truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/18/10 at 10:28pm
What do you do with a legless dog?
Take him out for a drag
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TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#8truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/18/10 at 11:12pmRectum?! It nearly killed him!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#9truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 1:15am...and the next night he came to bed with some bread, olive oil, and a head of lettuce.
#10truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 1:44am"Two Whites don't make a Wong"
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#11truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 2:56am"So you have something to look at while you're talkin' to 'em."
Mekroth
Broadway Star Joined: 2/23/08
#13truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 3:58amHe passed his brother running through the jungle.
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#14truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 5:42am
Well, yeah. How do you think your brother got the car keys?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#15truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 5:43amTea time!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#16truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 8:39am"so, as her gift i have her a pair of rubber boots and a vibrator, and said, if she didn't like it she could wear the boots and go F*CK herself"
"it's a dirty little war"
Luscious
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/20/05
#17truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 8:41am"The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up."
#18truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 10:11am
"She's only wearing one sock."
"May I push in your stool?"
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
AEA AGMA SM
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
#19truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 11:36amThe fridge doesn't fart when the meat is pulled out.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#20truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 12:18pmHelp me find my car keys and we can just drive out.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#21truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 12:38pmSo you can carry them home like a six-pack!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#22truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 12:54pm"Corine's Corner"
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#23truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 2:18pm"Eating Pizza."
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
Ignored Users: suestorm, N2N Nate., Owen22, master bates
#24truly tasteless jokes
Posted: 6/19/10 at 2:20pm
"A sheep."
"Mine does."
"She tried to read the waffle iron."
"And the dashboard, and the steering wheel, and the windshield."
"OK, sisters, we're going to have to put the seats back on."
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