Truly Tasteless Jokes (Punch-lines Only)

#1

Truly Tasteless Jokes (Punch-lines Only)

Posted: 6/18/10 at 8:43pm

I'm just in that kind of mood.

Anybody got one?

Let's keep it relatively clean. No profanity or explicit sexual content.

Disclaimer: No joke should be interpreted as being representative of the poster's personal views, opinions or beliefs.

Okay... what's the most tastless/offensive joke you've ever heard? Let 'em rip!

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Updated On: 6/18/10 at 08:43 PM

#2

Truly Tasteless Jokes

Posted: 6/18/10 at 9:37pm

Yeah... I know. Not so easy on a message board. How about punch lines only? I'll get the ball rolling...

"Then stick it up the camel's ass and lets get going!"

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Updated On: 6/18/10 at 09:37 PM

#3

Truly Tasteless Jokes

Posted: 6/18/10 at 9:42pm

Q: What's black and white and red all over, and has trouble going through a revovling door?

A: A nun with a spear through her head.

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"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

#4

Truly Tasteless Jokes

Posted: 6/18/10 at 9:48pm

I have heard so many cruel, anti-semitic jokes. The one that sticks out the most is "What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you shove it in the oven". Needless to say, I was horrified hearing this from a 12-year-old.

#5

Truly Tasteless Jokes

Posted: 6/18/10 at 9:54pm

"O.K. Just don't hit me!"


"Oh, then it must be your p*ssy."

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Updated On: 6/18/10 at 09:54 PM

#6

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/18/10 at 10:00pm

"april fools! it was dead when i brought it in."

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#7

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/18/10 at 10:12pm

"One live one at the bottom. eating it's way out!"


"A dead puppy."

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#8

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/18/10 at 10:28pm

What do you do with a legless dog?

Take him out for a drag

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#9

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/18/10 at 11:12pm

Rectum?! It nearly killed him!

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#10

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 1:15am

...and the next night he came to bed with some bread, olive oil, and a head of lettuce.

#11

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 1:44am

"Two Whites don't make a Wong"

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#12

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 2:56am

"So you have something to look at while you're talkin' to 'em."

#13

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 3:35am

Nothing. You already told her twice.

#14

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 3:58am

He passed his brother running through the jungle.

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#15

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 5:42am

Well, yeah. How do you think your brother got the car keys?

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#16

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 5:43am

Tea time!

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#17

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 8:39am

"so, as her gift i have her a pair of rubber boots and a vibrator, and said, if she didn't like it she could wear the boots and go F*CK herself"

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"it's a dirty little war"

#18

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 8:41am

"The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up."

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#19

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 10:11am

"She's only wearing one sock."

"May I push in your stool?"

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#20

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 11:36am

The fridge doesn't fart when the meat is pulled out.

#21

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 12:18pm

Help me find my car keys and we can just drive out.

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#22

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 12:38pm

So you can carry them home like a six-pack!

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#23

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 12:54pm

"Corine's Corner"

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#24

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 2:18pm

"Eating Pizza."

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#25

truly tasteless jokes

Posted: 6/19/10 at 2:20pm

"A sheep."

"Mine does."

"She tried to read the waffle iron."

"And the dashboard, and the steering wheel, and the windshield."

"OK, sisters, we're going to have to put the seats back on."