U2 Tour Dates - Now Official! — Page 48

#1176

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:21pm

You're lying. She doesn't have your e-mail address. Plus she's holding out from revealing them as blackmail and her stock would go down if she did reveal them. But nice try though.


PS. Just because you're at Yale...well...*looks at Dubya* *smirks*

PPS. Getting into grad school is far different than getting into undergrad from high school. And I had my pick of undergrad schools, thank you very much.

Asshole.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 4/3/05 at 11:21 PM

#1177

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:28pm

Aw, I know Tiff! You're a beautiful, clever, lawyer/journo wannabe - nay gonnabe, with fabulous taste - just like Ms.Hobbs?

P.S. Are you a lesbian on the sly as well?

#1178

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:29pm

Yeah, and when my hair's wet, I too look like a drowned chicken with no chin.


*cries*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1179

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:30pm

*slowly backs away from Tiff*

Mabel...Elphie...where are you??

#1180

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:31pm

Don't flatter yourself. I only date UP.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1181

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:33pm

*raises hand* I was over sulking on the Yankees thread. My boys got their asses KICKED!

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But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

#1182

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:34pm

I'm stayin' out of this one.
*grabs popcorn and watches Tiff and Ellie go at each other.*

#1183

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:37pm

Ooooh, save a seat for me on the couch! I've brought Junior Mints, want some?

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But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

Updated On: 4/3/05 at 11:37 PM

#1184

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:45pm

Oh, my favorite! Yes, please.

#1185

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:45pm

The Bitch is back.


(Maaabel, we don't HAVE to meet her, do we??)

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1186

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:46pm

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#1187

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:47pm

Elphie, Tiff called you a bitch. I'd smack her if I were you.

*shoves Elphie in Tiff's direction*

#1188

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:48pm

Ooooh, good thing you spoke up when you did Elphie. I was totally gonna just kill off the box! *passes it along*


Oh Tiff, I'm sure you can put on a happy face for a bit on the 10th! We will be removed by two whole sections once the concert starts, afterall! (Though what was your bitch is back comment about...not Elphie, I hope...sure looked that way!)

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But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

Updated On: 4/3/05 at 11:48 PM

#1189

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:49pm

I actually meant me because I hadn't posted in 15 minutes. *confused*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1190

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:50pm

I don't know, Tiff, I'd be careful around me if I were you...I've now got popcorn and Junior Mints to throw, and I've got good aim.

#1191

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:50pm

I think I may have officially passed the torch off for the evening...Thank you very much, Tiff!

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But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

#1192

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:50pm

Oh, don't worry...you two will see me after Bono invites me up on stage for a little bump 'n' grind. How can he resist this??

*motions to self*

I can't shut this down, y'know.

#1193

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:53pm

*turns Ellie switch off*


I seriously will be fantasizing getting pulled up to dance with him in Seattle. And then the fantasy ends and the nightmare begins when people start heckling the fatty to get the F*CK off the runway.

*lights cigarette nervously*

Mabel, I think you're right about that torch. *gazes at weenie flame*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1194

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:55pm

Speaking of people getting pulled up on stage...did you see the pix of the leather clad chick who got pulled up at Anaheim I? Apparently she wouldn't leave after Mysterious Ways (Bono was like "Edge, there's no honorable way to do this...It'd be best if you just start the next song!")

Oh Tiff, I refuse to put up w/ these self-depricating remarks! No more of that!

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But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

#1195

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:55pm

Updated On: 4/3/05 at 11:55 PM

#1196

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:57pm

Oooh Ellie, you must have had something particularly harsh there to be edited out entirely!!!

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But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

#1197

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:57pm

Hepl!

Updated On: 4/3/05 at 11:57 PM

#1198

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 11:58pm

Tsk, Ellie. All that hassling Tiff and now your pictures won't work.

#1199

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/4/05 at 12:00am

Ooooh, are we saying after all the jokes about Tiff's lack of picture posting skills, someone else is having issues?!?!?

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But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

#1200

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/4/05 at 12:02am

Ellie...all talk. *tsk*

Is Marilyn deleted? *fingers crossed*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell