Vincent Gallo's Sperm- Page 2
Vincent Gallo's Sperm
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#25re: Vincent Gallo's Sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 4:40pm
This could be your baby daddy.
#26re: Vincent Gallo's Sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 4:40pm
I quote them all day, to myself!
I need help!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#27re: Vincent Gallo's Sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 4:42pmIt is some right funny shyte, that show. Love me some Sharon, too!
#29re: Vincent Gallo's Sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 4:44pm
Well, if this is legit, I'm going to underbid. $2,000 plus travel for mine.
If the first attempt at in vitro fertilization is unsuccessful, purchaser of sperm must pay all medical costs related to additional attempts.
I'll do it as many times as needed.
Sperm is 100% guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free.
100% me, and one out of three isn't bad.
If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000.
I'm afraid this option does not come with this model.
aside from being multi talented in all creative fields, he was also multi talented as an athlete, winning several awards for performing in the games of baseball, football and hockey and making it to the professional level of grand prix motorcycle racing.
I played Little League for a year or so. I even got a hit, once.
Mr. Gallo is 5'11" and has blue eyes.
Ha! I'm taller. And my eyes are blue when I wear the right contacts.
And the rest was just crap.
#30re: Vincent Gallo's Sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 4:44pmI cant imagine he can even get laid!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#31re: Vincent Gallo's Sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 4:48pm
"Sperm is 100% guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free. "
Sure it is...
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#32re: Vincent Gallo's Sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 4:49pmSo calvin, You don't drink i take it?
#34re: Vincent Gallo's Sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 4:52pmNot before 10 a.m. At least not before 10 a.m. if I've slept within a 24-hour period.
#35re: Vincent Gallo's Sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 4:52pmhow do you feel about the jews, calvin?
PED
#36re: Vincent Gallo's Sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 4:54pmOh, I forgot about that. I actually come with some (badly diluted, mind you) Jewish blood, so that will up the showbiz likelihood even more.
#37re: Vincent Gallo's Sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 4:55pmI'll take whichever ones he doesn't want...I can only handle four at a time, theoretically...
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#38re: Vincent Gallo's Sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 5:54pm
What? What? Whatwhatwhatwhatwhat?
...
What? Ugh, gross gross eugenicist freakazoid. Blurgh. Damn my curiosity for making me click on this thread.
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#39re: Vincent Gallo's Sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 6:04pm
Sorry, Plum. 
#40re: Vincent Gallo's Sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 6:05pm
More important, why is Margo hanging around Vincent Gallo's website? Slumming?
#41re: vincent gallo's sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 6:05pmcoulda been worse, plumsy. coulda been a link to the vinny and chloe money shot from brown bunny.
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Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#42re: vincent gallo's sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 6:09pm
*puts fingers in ears* I can't HEAR you...
...and I was having such a nice evening, too.
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#43re: vincent gallo's sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 6:15pmSPeaking of Brown Bunny, i still haven't seen that, i really need to.
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#44re: vincent gallo's sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 6:17pm
"More important, why is Margo hanging around Vincent Gallo's website? Slumming?"
My so-called friends send me the craziest things, so I feel obliged to share.
#45re: vincent gallo's sperm
Posted: 11/30/05 at 6:58pm
To be clear, the purchase of Mr. Gallo's sperm does not include the use of the name Gallo. The purchaser must find another surname for the child.
Like anybody would actually want to ADMIT that they were this wacko's child...It seems Gallo has really gone off the deep end as of late. Too bad. BUFFALO 66 is such a fantastic movie.
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