WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 196

Posted: 11/2/04 at 11:56am

Good morning, Mr. Rask - you are the perfect example of how I always communicate on the 'high road' - I abhor anything untoward - unless it's someone's face toward a pillow.

jrb - I got thrown out of scouts because I kept rubbing the wrong things together.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 11:57am

Grrrrrr. Wish I had been in your troop! Would have gladly earned THAT badge!

Posted: 11/2/04 at 11:59am

jrb - I just graduated right into the military. Merit badges are for kids - I prefer combat medals.

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:01pm

Yes, DGrant...

You have never been anything but a gentleman to me. Even when you ask to shove my face in a pillow...you always say 'please' and 'thank you'...

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:01pm

You are SO woofy, DGrant. I bet you have a bunch of medals.

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:07pm

Mr. Rask - I really do believe in the simple pleasures of common courtesy - well that, and a nice set of leather cuffs.

jrb - being on the tall side, I always brought up the rear of our platoon - and yet, somehow, I was able to make my presense felt.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:10pm

I bet Rask would look good in leather--and not much else.

My short height has always been good for military maneuvers.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 3:33pm

Eddie...

Does RSR have any photos of the two of you together?

Something worthy of a Holiday Greeting Card? I'm looking for options... :o)

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 9:32am

*bump*

I need to send a hug to Eddie this a.m.

*HUG*

Just needed to feel a little better...

Thanks Eddie!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 9:36am

Flattering child,
you shall know me,
see why in shadow
I hide!
Look at your face
in the mirror -
I am there
inside!

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 9:38am

Eddie! Phantom!

*dances with glee around The Lair*

You made my day!

*another big hug*

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 9:42am

Just don't go fallin' for some brave young suitor, it never works out well!

[Biggins]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 10:49am

Beacon, this is the only known photograph of RSR and Varley together. While it has not been authenticated by authorities, most experts believe that it is real.

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 10:52am

So Mr.V, ya want to play rough. Well, how's about a nice picture of you in the role of Luigi in the 2003 regional production of "Super Mario Brothers...Alive!" Updated On: 11/3/04 at 10:52 AM

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 11:12am

Right Said Rick, you are gonna make me break out the "Marla Stein hand on knee" photos..and then YOU'LL be SORRY.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 11:22am

*grabs a big bowl of popcorn and settles down to enjoy the battle of the photos*

Someone alert Dateline!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 11:24am

*puts shovel down and grabs some raisinets*

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 12:03pm

*whispers to Bboobs*

Do you think there'll be subtitles????

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 12:19pm

RightSaidRick...

We are so thrilled by your willingness to post a pictorial tribute to Eddie Varley. These photos/evidence are so enlightening...revealing...extortion-worthy

Are they available in poster-size on e-bay? I'm assuming you auction things on that site to earn the extra money to keep Marc Shaiman in Entemann's goodies.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 12:22pm

*whispers to Beacon*

This is making me crave something long and sweet...can you pass the twizzlers please.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 12:25pm

*passes Bboobs the Twizzlers with a smirk and then tries to look innocent*

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 12:26pm

director's cut, unrated, of course...

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 12:26pm

Since the country is already so divided, I would hate to have to add to the negative energy by posting some of the vile photos I have of RSR...actually he usually takes a great photo (don't he look like a young Charlton Heston? My Mom, Dutchie Varley thinks so!), so, I'm kinda screwed, as I look like Gollum in most of mine!

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 12:27pm

*whispers to Undi, Boobs and Cookie*

I heard Marc Shaiman did the score...despite the manacles.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/3/04 at 12:28pm

c'mon... you know you want to, Eddie!