WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 34

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/15/04 at 2:40pm

I am not coming back. There is not enough money to bring me back!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, the only thing that would work is if you replaced JRB with Max von Essen. Can you meet my demand?

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/15/04 at 2:48pm

Eddie won't be doing that seeing how I'M going to win the Tony. MAYBE they will nominate you. Do they have a Best Ham category?

Updated On: 4/15/04 at 02:48 PM

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/15/04 at 2:49pm

Ok, Ok, I'll call Max's agent, and I'll get you a better town car to the theater, and I'll greenlight the solo cd, OKAY?!

GOD, Hot Chorus Boys are DIVAS!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/15/04 at 2:50pm

I guess that casting couch carries more weight than I realized.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/15/04 at 2:53pm

(shhh)Jrb, I'm just humoring him until I get Riedel on the phone....you'll have the final bow.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/15/04 at 2:54pm

Well, I gotta go buy more body butter. Eddie, have your people call my people... Ciao!!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/15/04 at 2:57pm

oh goodie, I'll get the frying pan ready. I love grilled CHEESE.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/15/04 at 2:58pm

(shhhh) Phantz, don't worry I'm just humoring jrb, you know you are my leading lady, NOBODY swings a sash like my Fantasma Due!

Ciao Bella!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/15/04 at 3:00pm

boy, Eddie, you sure as **** sound like a real Producer.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/15/04 at 3:07pm

"I'm Gonna Be A Producer,... Yes I'm Headed to the TOP!"

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/15/04 at 3:09pm

"with a great big casting couch!"

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/15/04 at 3:12pm

Buh Bye, I'm off to Little Old Lady Land!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/15/04 at 3:21pm

Eddie, see you in 5!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 8:17am

What's New Pussycats?

Posted: 4/16/04 at 9:25am

Meow -- I was up tom-catting all night.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 9:35am

tommyboy, what have you dragged home?

And how did you fit him thru the cat door?!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 10:54am

I told you if you didn't change your ways you'd wind up in the Big Doll House. No one listens to me!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 11:01am

I've been BETRAYED!

But I gotta tell ya, the boy in cell block C are friendly!

Why just yesterday I was traded for a pack of cigs and a back issue of JUGGS!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 11:06am

Just smile and pretend you like it. Let's see what a good actor you really are!! HAHA

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 11:10am

Oh don't worry about me, after lights out, my roomie is nice enough to bound and gag me so the "pigs" don't hear and interupt us...wait to you hear what happened in solitary!

Posted: 4/16/04 at 11:11am

Hey everbody, Max just called and has an extra ticket to Phantom's cabaret act...

It's at this place called The Gaiety..I've never seen a cabaret act there before......

Updated On: 4/16/04 at 11:11 AM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 11:13am

Get your $100's ready. And no, I do not take credit cards...YET! HAHA

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 11:17am

WAAAAAAAA, somebody break me outta da joint!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 11:18am

You boys are bad.

Posted: 4/16/04 at 11:20am

They say that Phantom's act is in three parts....

First, the "Rubber duck" thing (whatever the hell that means)....