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[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 12:40pm

I don't like the boys on the OFF-topic board anymore!!
I'm movin' on up...

Updated On: 4/16/04 at 12:40 PM

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 12:44pm

You promised you'd wait til I got out of the pen!

I haven't been this scared since Rachel Welch stepped into Victor Victoria!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 12:45pm

I've become friendly with the nice, handsome security guards. Buh bye...

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 12:48pm

They told me not to trust a harlot!


Uh Oh, duct tape time again, mrpppppphhhhhhhh!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 12:50pm

Watch out you don't lose an eyebrow with all that duct tape. HAHA

Posted: 4/16/04 at 1:30pm

I'm begining to think phantom really is................




Jessica, the J-LO tranny!

I don't know why? Call it a hunch!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 4:17pm

I know that would turn you on, but sorry, no.

Posted: 4/16/04 at 4:19pm

I love Jessica...she's J-LO-ish!!!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 4:35pm

Maybe she can be your new Madonna!

Posted: 4/16/04 at 4:47pm

HOW DARE YOU!

Your are gonna get that butt beat within an inch of it's life when I see you at Max's next appearance:

The Tupperware Party at Pam Mitzman's house in Teaneck!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 5:08pm

So you're not going to be at Corine2's Avon demonstration??

Posted: 4/16/04 at 5:10pm

I don't like avon!

..but Tuperware!!! now THAT's another story!

You can burp it!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 5:11pm

Sorry, I'm a Rubbermaid kinda boy!!

Posted: 4/16/04 at 5:13pm

So I've heard!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 5:17pm

No, no, no, you must be referring to broadwayguy2's parties!!

Posted: 4/16/04 at 5:19pm

No....sweetie..I'm refering to you and your rubbermaid spatula!!

Come on, it's all over town!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/16/04 at 5:28pm

Excuse me, excuse me. A turkey baister does not look like a spatula. Cooking 101 dude!!

Posted: 4/16/04 at 5:30pm

It does when you're holding it! Updated On: 4/16/04 at 05:30 PM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/17/04 at 4:30am

Maybe I'll use it to flip you over with!!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/17/04 at 11:34am

"put that thing down flip it and reverse it"

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/17/04 at 11:41am

Can you please send me the instructions?
Thank you and goodbye.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/17/04 at 2:01pm

BOY! That was the longest "duct tape Friday" I've had to survive thru yet!

Tonight is the real test of will, it's movie night in cell block H and they are showing Terms of Endearment, how am I NOT going to cry in front of the gang?

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/17/04 at 6:11pm

How's the food?

Updated On: 4/17/04 at 06:11 PM

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/18/04 at 4:17am

Oh thanks for asking Phanterlooney, but my cellmate eats all my rations, it's ok I guess, with the no eat diet and the lunchtime workouts I'm gettin' really cut!

Hey, can you send more a those muffins? or better yet a couple of your hot cross buns?

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/18/04 at 11:36am

I'll make you some in my Easy Bake Oven right now!! Do you want hot buns?

Updated On: 4/18/04 at 11:36 AM