ZOLA! Let me see those hands!
Listen, since they are busy, can you come visit?, I haven't had a visitor in hours!
Uh Oh, my roomies up...gotta run!
Damn!
I was just heading out the door to help you get yourself untied, unbound and ungagged.
I'm like Irene Cara from Flashdance. What a feeling...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You are more like Irene Cara from FAME, smile for the camera Phanty!
Uh Oh, Sledgehammer's back from the gym!
I guess I'll just see you at the Gaiety later, Phantalicious. I'm all warmed up already so I think I'll just go on early.
I knew you looked familiar!! HAHA
I didn't know you had eyes in the back of your head!
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Phanterdingo, I'm "tied-up" at the moment, will you still be bringing the cake with the foot-long file hidden inside over the weekend?
I gotta get out of here, I just heard that tonite I've got shower duty!
Shower duty is the best, especially with Chris Meloni.
I ate the Hostess Twinkies now where am I gonna hide the foot-long file??????? What to do, what to do...
If only I could put my finger on the answer..hmmmmm, what to do? Updated On: 4/16/04 at 11:47 AM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It's gnawing at me too! Damn. It's a habit I'd like to lick but I can't seem to figure out how.
If only I could bang out an answer, this is a tight one to figure out..hmmmmmm
Wait, wait, uh. I think I got it. Wait, it's coming!
We have to put our heads together on this one!
Jeeez. This thing is a real mess.
I'm really glad you guys are behind me, and give me back up, it's scary being in the Big Doll House!
Hey, I was getting into my costume. What did I miss and what is this in my hair????????????
Sorry...(gurgle, umph, gagagle)it's duct tape Friday here in the (gurmple) cell.
Updated On: 4/16/04 at 12:18 PM
Laugh all ya want Mr. V. I been to the big house and I knows all 'bout the terrible things that ya gots to do to survive in a place like that. Somebody with a purty face like yours would be torn a new corn chute before you can say jackrabbit. I tolds ya before, one man's twice convicted sexual sadist is another man's prison pimp. First, I'd girl you all up by makin wear yer hair all long like a lady. Then, I'd get ya all hopped up on some prison hooch that I keep in my crapper and I'd brand ya so no one gets any bright ideas about stealin' ya away. If I need to use my duct tape then I ain't doin my job right.
Hey Phantom, ya know sometimes a bathtub ain't just for gettin' clean. A feller can get real durty in there too!
Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell, bring yer mommy if ya want to but I gots some idears bout what to do with that little ducky of yers. Quack, quack.
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