WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 39

[robbiej]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 12:15pm

That reminds me!

I gotta get my lower back waxed before my vacation!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 12:17pm

i can understand waxing the back--especially in Robbiej's case.

J/K!! I never saw his back!!

The lights were off.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 12:43pm

This is turning into QAF!!!!!!!!!!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 12:44pm

What a day! I haven't seen this many overdone Englishman since the Les Miz and Phantom opened, WELCOME to the USA you limey sweethearts!

Cheers mates! Pass the quips and the HobNobs!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 12:45pm

Nachos anyone?????????????

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 12:47pm

Awww, my towelette is moist!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 1:25pm

Robbiej, good luck with the backawack. Don't touch that happy trail, though. Very sexy.

JRB, you have a hairy butt, dontcha? I can just tell.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 1:57pm

Robbiej call Mel the mangroomer, he's fab!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 9:30pm

a little hairy---is that sexy? I hope? =P

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/20/04 at 11:33pm

Maybe Craig should make this into a vote?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/21/04 at 10:11am

I have my lawn cut and trimmed once a month, I look like a Titan Media man when it's done!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 4/21/04 at 1:36pm

JRB, a little hairy is definitely sexy to me. Don't go waxing to try to please me.

I'm so pleased that Eddie Varley made that smooth transition from grooming to porn. My two favorite pasttimes.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/21/04 at 2:18pm

Eddie is a very talented man!

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 4/21/04 at 5:11pm

Why you're on the subject of body hair, I sure could use a trim in my bikini zone. Do I have any volunteers? Get that weed wacker out and start clippin'. Mind the package. Updated On: 4/21/04 at 05:11 PM

Posted: 4/21/04 at 5:18pm

the mind reels...

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/21/04 at 5:49pm

Do you know all the great uses for duct tape? HAHA

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 7:54am

At present I have found 608 uses for duct tape.

Number 125 is my favorite. Trust me!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 10:20am

Does it come in colors to match each of my outfits?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 10:25am

Doesn't the original color already match the palor of your skin after soaking in that tub, and playing with your ducky, for so long?

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 10:30am

Funny.

So, how much do you want for that outfit?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 10:32am

I don't deal in cash, only trade! Make your best offer!

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 10:42am

Do you wanna duck?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 11:06am

duck and cover!

[robbiej]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 12:35pm

Has anyone here ever done it in a cop car?

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 1:10pm

Huh? Done what?