WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 47

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/9/04 at 1:10am

Hi Honey, I'm home!!!!!!!!!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/9/04 at 8:21am

Speaking of "honey" I'll need some for those hot crossed buns!

Oh, the things I saw tonite.......my hair turned snow white!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/9/04 at 11:04am

I don't want to know about it. Thank you and goodbye.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/9/04 at 10:32pm

Ok, then you'll just have to wait for the Showtimes mini series!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/10/04 at 4:04pm

Hi everybody, I just woke up! HAHA

[nystateomind04]

Posted: 5/10/04 at 4:48pm

sure is a lot to post on today, huh?

so what is the theme of this thread? is it always butterscotch krimpetts, because although they are delicious and rather interesting, i would have thought that you would have had difficulty finding new krimpet conversation after about the 500th post or so, perhaps that is my mistake. but anyway, where i live we are limited to pre-packaged little debbie krimpetts, am i missing out?

and wow, what did YOU do last night phantom? to wake up at 4pm, it must have been pretty eventful Updated On: 5/10/04 at 04:48 PM

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 5/10/04 at 5:04pm

Listen up, State. I may not be big on the book-learnin' but I don't think that Mr. Einstein himself could decipher what the heck ya'll was saying in yer post. That's okay, yer just a newbie. A yungin'. A mix-up kid who needs a little mentorin'. Well, yer funny Uncle Rick with the grabby hands and enormous pornography collection is here to guide yer way. I'll turn ya punk and you'll be out on the streets turnin' some coin for me when yer ready. Just ask Orion. He's my biggest moneymaker.

Hey, Phantom. You just waking up? That ain't no way for one of my stableboys to be actin'. I keep my pimp hand strong, so don't you go gettin' all lazy on me or I just might have to break out my needle nose pliers for a little addytude adjustment.

[nystateomind04]

Posted: 5/10/04 at 5:23pm

well rick, my post was my way of making a joke out of the fact that i have no idea what you guys post on in this thread- when i saw that someone mentioned butterscotch krimpetts, i began to ramble on about them, thats all. sorry if i messed up the momentum of the thread. you're right, i think i need a "mentor". i'll look forward to any help you can give (especially the grabby hands and enourmous pornography collection part)

orion, watch yer back!

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 5/10/04 at 6:14pm

Yer okay by me kid.

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 5/10/04 at 8:00pm

statey~ FYI, this thread is about Eddie V who happens to be from the "city of bro.love", as I am. Every now and then I do a Philly "fantasy food fix" to calm him down and try to seduce him to return to his roots.

Don't begrudge the guy a "krimpett" fix. Besides, if your only krimpett experience is "Little Debbie" you are wanting my friend. "Tastykakes", Pat's Cheesteaks/ Italian hoagies or soft Philly pretzels are almost as good as S*X.

You gotta problem with krimpetts...I got a cousin you gotta meet in South Philly!! :).. I'm just a wittle babe, but I pack!

Now about this Right Said Rick...he is in my wittle nightmares.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/10/04 at 9:10pm

PB I needs me some scrapple! And a Frank's orange!

[nystateomind04]

Posted: 5/10/04 at 11:05pm

ive always felt that a krimpett variety was missing in my life.

my friend is going to drexle next year (i mention it because, as you probably know, it is in philly) i'll be in nyc so we'll be close, about a 45 min to an hour trip, correct?

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 12:03am

No comment.

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 7:33am

7:35 am ? What am I crazy posting this early!
Actually Philly is 90 min. by train from NY. Drexel U is nice. And yes! you suffer from "krimpett envy".

Phanty~ at first glance your new icon looks like a giant knee with a wrap on it! You'de better behave yourself if you are assigned to sit with me at the party!

Eddie~ I can't stomach scrapple, but all my guys love it around here. I'm a sausage gal!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 7:54am

It ain't home if there ain't scrapple on the breakfast table!

Posted: 5/11/04 at 9:44am

PB -- if you think that is a knee, you got a big problem.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 9:54am

It's a knee...a HIGHknee.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 11:09am

PB ENT.- Why don't you ask Dee Hoty what it is? HAHA

Updated On: 5/11/04 at 11:09 AM

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 11:51am

Phants, does Dee Hoty have a vast knowledge of knees?

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 12:58pm

It's a Speedo, duh.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 12:59pm

A Speeduh?

Posted: 5/11/04 at 1:09pm

More like a speed-don't!!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 1:16pm

Don't go there.

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 1:38pm

High- Knee! ba-dum-bum! Don't pick on me guys. Without glasses and standing back a bit, it looks like a bandaged knee to me. Let's not talk about speedos. In a family of all men, I've seen it all. :)

phanty~ you'd better leave my girl Dee Hoty outta this. She's one tough lady!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 1:43pm

Well, you and your woman Dee should both get new glasses. I have a buy one get one free coupon. Want it?

Updated On: 5/11/04 at 01:43 PM